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Most Idiotic Things People Have Said To You

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by gangstachees, Jul 4, 2003.

  1. gangstachees

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    Most Idiotic Things People Have Said To You

    Discussion started by gangstachees - Jul 4, 2003

    Hmmmm from the past couple days
    1.My cousin whos one of them punk fad kids-"Your just the same as everyone else, my style is unique"
    2.Girl outside of pizza shop-"hey do you know what time it is?" "its quarter after seven" "really because i just heard it was 7:15" "yeah its quarter after seven." "but someone else just told me it was 7:15 are you sure your right?"
    3.My friend with a.d.d after I got done explaining how I ran out of cigarettes and needed one-"Hey could you do me a favor and light up a cigarette so I can get a short..I really need one man."

    all I can think of for now.
     
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  2. Kyuzo

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    First.

    *saying the 4th of july is an american arrogance
     
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    You'll get fired around here for saying first.

    Oh and that dumb girl being skeptical about the time is funny.:lol:
     
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    space base - Replied Jul 4, 2003

    2 days ago my friend told me achohol was,"just grains and embalming fluid."
     
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    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega - Replied Jul 4, 2003

    I was at a show and some kid was trying to tell me how good of a dancer he was and in all seriousness he said to me:

    "Fell the floor. No, really, feel the floor. Hard Right? THAT'S HOW HARD I BRING THE FUCKING MOSH!"

    At the time I was like, "Wow, what a douche bag." and the more I think about it the funnier it gets only because he was serious.
     
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  6. gangstachees

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    gangstachees - Replied Jul 4, 2003

    :lol:
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied Jul 4, 2003

    I asked a fellow co worker one day if she rode the short bus to school and her reply was "no, I am too tall"...I trying to decide if she was being witty or if she was just a fucking moron...I have a strong inclination that she was a ust a fucking moron.
     
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    Courtesy of Uncle-Boy: and quoted from stupid girl anonymous.

    "Thats the kine of tattoo that makes me say, thats a nice tattoo what kine is that?"
     
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    Sean Daley - Replied Jul 4, 2003

    ima cashier..and sadly this has happened more than once...

    me- "sir your total is blah blah blah"
    customer- "can i pay with a credit card and cash?"
    me- "yes, how much cash would you like to give me?"
    customer- "heres $20"
    me- "ok now just slide your card"
    customer- "acutally im going to pay with debit now, and ::shuffles thru
    wallet:: im gunna need some cashback"
    me- "um..:confused: ok... how much?"
    customer- "just give me $20"
     
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    'you dont look puerto rican'

    I get pissed.
     
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    "Shut Up, Germany Never Did Anything To You"

    This was said to my jewish friend after we were making fun of Germany.
    The Kid Had No Idea What He Was Saying
     
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    you dont puerto rican'

    I get pissed.
     
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    BANZ - Replied Jul 4, 2003

    ok, i'm bombing a wall, i gon a can on one hand, my book on the other, my mask on and six more cans on my backpack, a cops shows up and says:

    "HEY!, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
     
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    caL - Replied Jul 4, 2003

    :lol: ^^^
     
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    kido - Replied Jul 4, 2003

    yea ^^ similar situation for me except the cop says.

    "YEAH WE GOT A HUFFER"

    and i go to jail for public intoxication
     
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