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Most Idiotic Things People Have Said To You

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Hmmmm from the past couple days

1.My cousin whos one of them punk fad kids-"Your just the same as everyone else, my style is unique"

2.Girl outside of pizza shop-"hey do you know what time it is?" "its quarter after seven" "really because i just heard it was 7:15" "yeah its quarter after seven." "but someone else just told me it was 7:15 are you sure your right?"

3.My friend with a.d.d after I got done explaining how I ran out of cigarettes and needed one-"Hey could you do me a favor and light up a cigarette so I can get a short..I really need one man."

 

all I can think of for now.

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You'll get fired around here for saying first.

 

Oh and that dumb girl being skeptical about the time is funny.:lol:

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I was at a show and some kid was trying to tell me how good of a dancer he was and in all seriousness he said to me:

 

"Fell the floor. No, really, feel the floor. Hard Right? THAT'S HOW HARD I BRING THE FUCKING MOSH!"

 

At the time I was like, "Wow, what a douche bag." and the more I think about it the funnier it gets only because he was serious.

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I asked a fellow co worker one day if she rode the short bus to school and her reply was "no, I am too tall"...I trying to decide if she was being witty or if she was just a fucking moron...I have a strong inclination that she was a ust a fucking moron.

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Courtesy of Uncle-Boy: and quoted from stupid girl anonymous.

 

"Thats the kine of tattoo that makes me say, thats a nice tattoo what kine is that?"

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ima cashier..and sadly this has happened more than once...

 

me- "sir your total is blah blah blah"

customer- "can i pay with a credit card and cash?"

me- "yes, how much cash would you like to give me?"

customer- "heres $20"

me- "ok now just slide your card"

customer- "acutally im going to pay with debit now, and ::shuffles thru

wallet:: im gunna need some cashback"

me- "um..:confused: ok... how much?"

customer- "just give me $20"

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"Shut Up, Germany Never Did Anything To You"

 

This was said to my jewish friend after we were making fun of Germany.

The Kid Had No Idea What He Was Saying

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'you dont look puerto rican'

 

I get pissed.

you dont puerto rican'

 

I get pissed.

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ok, i'm bombing a wall, i gon a can on one hand, my book on the other, my mask on and six more cans on my backpack, a cops shows up and says:

 

"HEY!, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

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yea ^^ similar situation for me except the cop says.

 

"YEAH WE GOT A HUFFER"

 

and i go to jail for public intoxication

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i was wearing a shirt that said ECKO really big on it, and sum bitch comes up and says, "hey is that an ECKO shirt?"

 

i laughed and walked away:lol:

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i was telling someone my name and speaking spanish and then some nosey cracker said "are you spanish"

my name is carlos...

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i couldn't figure out whether to put this in the shit that makes me mad thread or the supid ass hole thread.

 

me: what time is it?

they: time to get a watch.

 

this is the least funny, uncreative, in no way witty comment you can make. I deduct 20 origionality points from who ever says it and then punch them in the face.

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Originally posted by Æ°

While running away...

 

"Hey you, stop!"

 

lol! i always hear that shit, what do they think your going to do? "oh shit man he told us to stop, we better wait here!"

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Originally posted by Sean Daley

ima cashier..and sadly this has happened more than once...

 

me- "sir your total is blah blah blah"

customer- "can i pay with a credit card and cash?"

me- "yes, how much cash would you like to give me?"

customer- "heres $20"

me- "ok now just slide your card"

customer- "acutally im going to pay with debit now, and ::shuffles thru

wallet:: im gunna need some cashback"

me- "um..:confused: ok... how much?"

customer- "just give me $20"

 

Brilliant.

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Guest krie

I think this belongs in here...

 

Originally posted by Zee_Zee

because you make fun of australia too much and you bag lots of your fellow australians on an international forum.

 

 

hhhhhahahaha :lol:

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