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I haven't been laid in 3 months...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by cultural me, Jan 26, 2006.

  1. cultural me

    cultural me Member

    Joined: May 1, 2002 Messages: 911 Likes Received: 8
    there really isn't more to say. but what the hell, every time i start digging a girl and she seems to be on me, at least thats what my drunken state usually tells me, some shit goes down. or, how about this.

    i go to a party and be the DD. yeah, its not very fun. was just smokin' and driving my friends around cause it was my last night in town for a while. i roll to a party, deal with my homies girlfriend who is falling down the stairs cause he is to busy sticking his nose in the peppermint shnaps bottle and rubbin' some girls tit. This took a long ass time, and the whole time me and this girl kept trying to talk to each other, until she would come up and go

    "WHEEEERE IS MY BOYFRIEND?!"

    long story short, i get her name, take this girl home and go back. she left, i talk to her friend. her friend tells me her real name, she talks to her on the phone and says "my friend *real name* says your cute"

    i say the same back and then forget it...

    im walking out the door to leave and her friend says "do you want my friends number? she wants you to call her tonight."

    i say in my state, "nah, i'm leaving tomorrow" and walked out


    oh wait. i now know why i haven't been laid in 3 months.

    who?
    cultural dumbass
     
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    damn.. odds are you will score if you just keep trying
     
  3. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 500
    got some wednsday afternoon
     
  4. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
  5. AlwaysBombin

    AlwaysBombin Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 22, 2003 Messages: 1,090 Likes Received: 0
    If it makes you feel any better, I got some today
     
  6. Schnitzel

    Schnitzel Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 16, 2004 Messages: 8,814 Likes Received: 381
    I'm one week into 8 months till my girl gets back! already can crack walnuts by flexing my right arm!
     
  7. El Jefe Uno

    El Jefe Uno Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 18, 2002 Messages: 2,582 Likes Received: 228
    if it makes you feel any better, the last girly i was chasing had herpes...
     
  8. I.C.Shadow

    I.C.Shadow Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2004 Messages: 1,190 Likes Received: 1
    I went from like 10 times a day with this hottie to 3 months to nothing. Shit sucks. Good luck to you.
     
  9. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    3 months? there's cats on here who haven't been laid since the 90's.


    seeks/truth
     
  10. spectr

    spectr Guest

    go to the tenderloin with 20 bucks
     
  11. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 90
    REALDOLL

    you know the website...

    come on homie...
     
  12. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14

    and you know this how? ;) ;)
     
  13. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 500
    [​IMG]
    "seeks talkin bout the maaaan in the mirrooorrr"
     
  14. methadone program

    methadone program Member

    Joined: Jun 15, 2005 Messages: 413 Likes Received: 0
    ive been fucking i girl i met at a narcotics anynomous meeting a few months back....

    but best of luck to you man best of luck!
     
  15. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
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