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I haven't been laid in 3 months...

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there really isn't more to say. but what the hell, every time i start digging a girl and she seems to be on me, at least thats what my drunken state usually tells me, some shit goes down. or, how about this.

 

i go to a party and be the DD. yeah, its not very fun. was just smokin' and driving my friends around cause it was my last night in town for a while. i roll to a party, deal with my homies girlfriend who is falling down the stairs cause he is to busy sticking his nose in the peppermint shnaps bottle and rubbin' some girls tit. This took a long ass time, and the whole time me and this girl kept trying to talk to each other, until she would come up and go

 

"WHEEEERE IS MY BOYFRIEND?!"

 

long story short, i get her name, take this girl home and go back. she left, i talk to her friend. her friend tells me her real name, she talks to her on the phone and says "my friend *real name* says your cute"

 

i say the same back and then forget it...

 

im walking out the door to leave and her friend says "do you want my friends number? she wants you to call her tonight."

 

i say in my state, "nah, i'm leaving tomorrow" and walked out

 

 

oh wait. i now know why i haven't been laid in 3 months.

 

who?

cultural dumbass

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3 months? there's cats on here who haven't been laid since the 90's.

 

 

seeks/truth

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Originally posted by seeking@Jan 27 2006, 02:37 AM

3 months? there's cats on here who haven't been laid since the 90's.

 

 

seeks/truth

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"seeks talkin bout the maaaan in the mirrooorrr"

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Originally posted by methadone program@Jan 26 2006, 08:05 PM

ive been fucking i girl i met at a narcotics anynomous meeting a few months back....

 

but best of luck to you man best of luck!

 

 

"did you ever suck dick for weed"

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Originally posted by AlwaysBombin@Jan 26 2006, 09:24 PM

If it makes you feel any better, I got some today

high five....

 

 

 

me too

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