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i coulda gotten my dick sucked tonight

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Vanity, Dec 6, 2003.

  1. Vanity

    Vanity 12oz Veteran Member

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    i coulda gotten my dick sucked tonight

    Discussion started by Vanity - Dec 6, 2003

    so i went to this 'poetry slam' bs because some group i dig was suposed to perform after (they never showed up).
    well, this dj got into his set... mostly stuff for the bitches.. though he did play some nice stuff like blackmoon.. and if he'd have played 3 or so decent songs in a row, i prolly would have been dancing, but he didnt... anywho... the cfowd was like 95% female.. and 85% of those chicks were asian (and i wont live on the west coast, so this is wierd)... i was talking shit most of the time, but im sure if i danced at least two songs, i coulda gotten some... but i'm not after that... fuck boring, predicatable broads.
    :krunk:
    lord finesse-i keep the crowd listening
     
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  2. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

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    rental - Replied Dec 6, 2003

    strange...coulda sworn you didnt have one of those
     
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  3. fatbastard

    fatbastard 12oz Elite Member

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    woulda shoulda coulda.
     
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    iced_tea - Replied Dec 6, 2003

    wish i could say the same
     
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  5. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

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    rental - Replied Dec 6, 2003

    i could of been asleep by now, but doing a 12eezy search has led to me ravaging the internet like a tazmanian devil. why, god, why?:eek:
     
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  6. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut 12oz Elite Member

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    i coulda been making another bowl of easy mac but instead i read this stupid thread.
     
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  7. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    ctrl+alt+del - Replied Dec 6, 2003

    i could pull some voluntary statutory rape type shit tomorrow night, but i get paranoid that shell flip out on me and actually claim i did rape her.

    in other news, is a mormon chick worth persuing? she is fine, but she is mormon.
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    dooood
    mormons are like 10 points extra, because they're like, mormons and shit. if theres no physical evidence, and no witnesses, it's your word against hers.
     
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    Coffie Crave 12oz Senior Member

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    Coffie Crave - Replied Dec 6, 2003

    a freind told me once...

    '' asian girls have sexy legs, only the hot ones tho''
     
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  10. MotherEffer

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    MotherEffer - Replied Dec 6, 2003

    "i coulda got my dick sucked tonight." how do you know? you didn't even try. what a waste of a night.:lol:
     
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    bouncekraze - Replied Dec 6, 2003

    they'll play with it but wont suck it, sometimes.

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  12. sarcasm

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    sarcasm - Replied Dec 6, 2003

    i'll save you the trouble, and tell you this:

    NO, DON'T DO IT! SAVE YOUR SELF! AND RUN FOR THE HILLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
     
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    igor - Replied Dec 6, 2003

    :lol: :lol: :lol: HOOOOly shit, this thread is gold!!!
    That's the best "almost got my dick sucked"-story i ever heard. That was damn close, man, but thank god you got away. Getting some predictable cock-suck sucks, doesn't it? Gee, you should start rapping like Too $hort and brag about your almost sex-tales on albums. "Almost had this bitch named Tina, she would have had a fine vagina, could have had this slut called Suzie, she would have known how to do me."

    Dude, a girl saying "would you like your cock sucked" and you saying "no, i have to write this thread on 12oz", that would have been "i could have got my dick sucked". But just being in a place where you saw some REAL girls, that's not quite it.
     
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    wiseguy - Replied Dec 6, 2003

    i coulda gotten my dick sucked too, if id gotten off the computer and gone outside and done something.
     
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  15. FuckWhitey

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    95% female!!!! damn!!!!!
     
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