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i coulda gotten my dick sucked tonight

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Vanity, Dec 6, 2003.

  1. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    so i went to this 'poetry slam' bs because some group i dig was suposed to perform after (they never showed up).
    well, this dj got into his set... mostly stuff for the bitches.. though he did play some nice stuff like blackmoon.. and if he'd have played 3 or so decent songs in a row, i prolly would have been dancing, but he didnt... anywho... the cfowd was like 95% female.. and 85% of those chicks were asian (and i wont live on the west coast, so this is wierd)... i was talking shit most of the time, but im sure if i danced at least two songs, i coulda gotten some... but i'm not after that... fuck boring, predicatable broads.
    :krunk:
    lord finesse-i keep the crowd listening
     
  2. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    strange...coulda sworn you didnt have one of those
     
  3. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    woulda shoulda coulda.
     
  4. iced_tea

    iced_tea Member

    Joined: Jun 17, 2003 Messages: 328 Likes Received: 1
    wish i could say the same
     
  5. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    i could of been asleep by now, but doing a 12eezy search has led to me ravaging the internet like a tazmanian devil. why, god, why?:eek:
     
  6. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 3,033 Likes Received: 10
    i coulda been making another bowl of easy mac but instead i read this stupid thread.
     
  7. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    i could pull some voluntary statutory rape type shit tomorrow night, but i get paranoid that shell flip out on me and actually claim i did rape her.

    in other news, is a mormon chick worth persuing? she is fine, but she is mormon.
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    dooood
    mormons are like 10 points extra, because they're like, mormons and shit. if theres no physical evidence, and no witnesses, it's your word against hers.
     
  9. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    a freind told me once...

    '' asian girls have sexy legs, only the hot ones tho''
     
  10. MotherEffer

    MotherEffer Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 208 Likes Received: 0
    "i coulda got my dick sucked tonight." how do you know? you didn't even try. what a waste of a night.:lol:
     
  11. bouncekraze

    bouncekraze Member

    Joined: Nov 15, 2003 Messages: 389 Likes Received: 0
    they'll play with it but wont suck it, sometimes.

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  12. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    i'll save you the trouble, and tell you this:

    NO, DON'T DO IT! SAVE YOUR SELF! AND RUN FOR THE HILLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
     
  13. igor

    igor Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2003 Messages: 296 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: :lol: :lol: HOOOOly shit, this thread is gold!!!
    That's the best "almost got my dick sucked"-story i ever heard. That was damn close, man, but thank god you got away. Getting some predictable cock-suck sucks, doesn't it? Gee, you should start rapping like Too $hort and brag about your almost sex-tales on albums. "Almost had this bitch named Tina, she would have had a fine vagina, could have had this slut called Suzie, she would have known how to do me."

    Dude, a girl saying "would you like your cock sucked" and you saying "no, i have to write this thread on 12oz", that would have been "i could have got my dick sucked". But just being in a place where you saw some REAL girls, that's not quite it.
     
  14. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    i coulda gotten my dick sucked too, if id gotten off the computer and gone outside and done something.
     
  15. FuckWhitey

    FuckWhitey Banned

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 482 Likes Received: 0
    95% female!!!! damn!!!!!
     
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