Vanity Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 so i went to this 'poetry slam' bs because some group i dig was suposed to perform after (they never showed up). well, this dj got into his set... mostly stuff for the bitches.. though he did play some nice stuff like blackmoon.. and if he'd have played 3 or so decent songs in a row, i prolly would have been dancing, but he didnt... anywho... the cfowd was like 95% female.. and 85% of those chicks were asian (and i wont live on the west coast, so this is wierd)... i was talking shit most of the time, but im sure if i danced at least two songs, i coulda gotten some... but i'm not after that... fuck boring, predicatable broads. :krunk: lord finesse-i keep the crowd listening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 strange...coulda sworn you didnt have one of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 woulda shoulda coulda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity i coulda gotten my dick sucked tonight wish i could say the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 i could of been asleep by now, but doing a 12eezy search has led to me ravaging the internet like a tazmanian devil. why, god, why?:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 i coulda been making another bowl of easy mac but instead i read this stupid thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 i could pull some voluntary statutory rape type shit tomorrow night, but i get paranoid that shell flip out on me and actually claim i did rape her. in other news, is a mormon chick worth persuing? she is fine, but she is mormon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 dooood mormons are like 10 points extra, because they're like, mormons and shit. if theres no physical evidence, and no witnesses, it's your word against hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 a freind told me once... '' asian girls have sexy legs, only the hot ones tho'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 "i coulda got my dick sucked tonight." how do you know? you didn't even try. what a waste of a night.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncekraze Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 they'll play with it but wont suck it, sometimes. http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00388241f00000015.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 in other news, is a mormon chick worth persuing? she is fine, but she is mormon. i'll save you the trouble, and tell you this: NO, DON'T DO IT! SAVE YOUR SELF! AND RUN FOR THE HILLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: HOOOOly shit, this thread is gold!!! That's the best "almost got my dick sucked"-story i ever heard. That was damn close, man, but thank god you got away. Getting some predictable cock-suck sucks, doesn't it? Gee, you should start rapping like Too $hort and brag about your almost sex-tales on albums. "Almost had this bitch named Tina, she would have had a fine vagina, could have had this slut called Suzie, she would have known how to do me." Dude, a girl saying "would you like your cock sucked" and you saying "no, i have to write this thread on 12oz", that would have been "i could have got my dick sucked". But just being in a place where you saw some REAL girls, that's not quite it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 i coulda gotten my dick sucked too, if id gotten off the computer and gone outside and done something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 95% female!!!! damn!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 I could have had an orgy with 200 asian nymphomaniacs 5 minutes ago but instead I read your homoerotic thread about how you didn't want a predictable blowjob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del is a mormon chick worth persuing? she is fine, but she is mormon. dun dun dunnnnnn. I dated a mormon once and it was no good. but since it was really the only time I had come across a mormon female. I got kindof a biased opinion. I dont really know how to say this. I think of mormons (females) the way I think of her. and she was no good. she was mrs. duddly doo-right when it came to social situations (or any situation where there was someone else with us). But when it was just me and her she was completely different. Oh and she didn't drink or live in any type of excess. so conservative... yet so not. It was weird, and like i said hard to explain. On another note. the only mormon male I have ever met was the drummer of this really poppy punk ska band. He didn't fit in at all and he stuck out like a sore thumb. He was a little on the weird side. but he listened to great music. maybe thats why I didnt really understand the kid, was he being pushed around by the lead singer or was he in the band for the fame(which i seriously dont think so) It seemed like he was hiding something. I dunno. I never understood the two. they would probably make the perfect match tho. I guess thats it, and thats why they all moved to utah together (the mormons) Although who understand s their religion anyway?:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Poetry slams are horrible. Poetry in itself is overrated and a wispy, hippy-dippy art fag waste of time and good paper. Poetry slams are for people that lack the talent to rap well. they're the same type of people that can't skateboard so they do in-line skating and try to equate it with skateboarding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Hahaha. I saw my first pack of inliners the other day. I watched em bust tricks on steps spinning in the air and kicking their feet up in a very faggish manner. I couldn't help but laugh at them. I ended up laughing a lot louder than i originally planned. They skated away with a dejected look on their faces busting no more tricks. hah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 95% female?thats fucking amazing. im going to the next poetry slam for sure:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 hahaha....that sucks.oh well.......I just got wasted on watched "Dog Day Afternoon" with these girls and a few of my friends......oh yeah,Vanity....I almost forgot.....hahahaha... Lord Finesse-"Food for Thought" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogy nights Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity i coulda gotten my dick sucked tonight "but then his dad came in and i had to say we were just wrestling.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncekraze Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 But he ended up eating her out........ http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00388241f00000018.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 :lol: ^^^^ But you don't really believe that he knows what pussy tastes like, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 7, 2003 Author Share Posted December 7, 2003 ha ha.. this thread is awesome.. i should never post sober again. anywho yeah... shit was so easy.. if i was just that kind of guy... i got mean mugged a bit for heckling... nothing like yelling out psuedo-racist remarks in a crowd of liberal minorities :king: anywho, i'm finnin to go read kids.. i'l be back in an hour to let ya know all about it :p maker-lost at last Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. Peanut i coulda been making another bowl of easy mac but instead i read this stupid thread. Fuck Easy Mac and making shitty jokes on 12oz...both taste like shit. :scramble: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 But Yeah, Vanity mang, that shit's lame--tons of Asian girls at a poetry reading?!!!! Damn. If I was manic I would mack on all of them!! Yeah!! Otherwise I wouldn't go anyway. Hahaha, I guess this could be considered a useless post. But yeah. :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 THIS THREAD IS TURBO GAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Originally posted by bouncekraze But he ended up eating her out........ http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00388241f00000018.jpg '> :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK THIS THREAD IS TURBO GAY HAHAHA..Turbo gay is going into my permanent vocabulary.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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