fuck muni Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 MY HOMIE SAID HE COULDA GOTTEN THIS BITCH TO SUCK MY DICK FOR ONLY 10 DOLLARS.....BUT ITS RAINING OUT AND SHIT AINT CRACKING SO I DRANK SOME BEER AND NOW IM DRUNK WISHING I WAS GETTING MY DICK SUCKED !!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 the thing with my mormon chick is, shes not at all goody good. and she doesnt always hang out with mormons. i think shes in the 'rebel' stage, which is okay with me. i think ill go for the double points. mormons are a cult, i swear. the ones i know all hang out together. i went to school with this slut, like BIG time slut. first big slut ive ever known. she drank, partied, smoked, fucked everyone, got in fights at school, and was totally bomb. she got sent away for a few years, and i saw her for the first time a month ago. she was trying to stay away from all the old stuff, but she was fucking a friend of mine who is into all that. she met these mormon girls, and they took her to a mormon 'stake dance' and then it was all over for her. shes not fucking my friend anymore, shes dating a mormon cowboy, doesn drink or smoke, im sure they arnt fucking, shes converting to mormonism in a week or so, and doesnt talk to or hang out with her old friends anymore, just mormons. i swear, those mormons are a cult. but they are rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del mormons are a cult and they are they are rich. absolutely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 but most of all they are mormons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Originally posted by igor Dude, a girl saying "would you like your cock sucked" and you saying "no, i have to write this thread on 12oz", that would have been "i could have got my dick sucked". But just being in a place where you saw some REAL girls, that's not quite it. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 *looks around* what ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Shit, i'm too dumb to get it. If only i was born smarter than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Originally posted by igor what? My gas tonight is straight atrocious. I dont even know what i ate that could make such a smell. Egg farts would be a blessing right now. i bet its all that fucking juicyjuice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 shit, chill out foo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 who me? I'm chilling look, here: chiiilllll..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 i aint tryin to roll up, all i want is fuckin donuts. :huh?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Mr. Yuck, please share you juicy juice with me, for I have none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 yeah, hmmmm, that sucks, i woulda told her to suck it while i danced or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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