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HILARIOUS REAL LIFE NAMES

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by brown twinkie, Jul 15, 2001.

  1. brown twinkie

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    HILARIOUS REAL LIFE NAMES

    Discussion started by brown twinkie - Jul 15, 2001

    okay....in the spirit of the third rail thread on silly writers names......
    lets post real life names that you've come across.....
    and let me say i feel sorry for these people...really...
    mine:

    in public school there was a kid that we pranked a bunch of times, his name was DARREN DINKEL.........poor guy.
    my dad had a client a couple of years ago, unfortunately his last name overshadowed his first and my dad forgets what his first name is now, but his last name was TITLICK......for real......i swear....TITLICK................................
    i would love to know what his first name was....or if he was married and what his wifes name was.....me and my dad like to hope his first name was Dick.........heh....heh heh heh...................................
    more if and when they come to me.......................
     
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    brown twinkie - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    oh shit.....if his first name was harry, and his middle dick........ha.....
    tired........my mind is mush right now.............................
     
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    Ski Mask - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    ladies and gentleman...allow me to introduce the IOC chairman...Dick Pound! Never knew anyone in high school with a really strange name...lots of hippie kids...dawn...rainbow...but nothing really out there...
     
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    my mom buys my clothes - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    i know a richard handler who choses to go by dick, making him a dick handler, and last year in class i saw a textbook and the guys name was mike hawk.
     
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    B_As_In_Bot - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    yup. weve all come across some funny names in our times but only recently did I hear the funniest ever.

    This guys always coming into my work, hes pretty annoying actualy..
    his name is:

    Jim Capanegro

    and pronounced just as it looks. Cap A Negro
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    in my cities phonebook....
    Stu Pidas
    Holding Pecker
    Chief Vodkadrunkn


    and i met that Dick Assman guy that was oin letterman....
     
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    Ski Mask - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    oohhh yeah! that was funny as shit. I've got a flick of me and my cousin next to the "home of dick assman" sign he had set up. he was selling all that tacky shit to tourists...the t-shirts and posters....best month of his life probably. the place was always packed with cars...we were just passing by on our way back from BC....
     
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    brown twinkie - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    hahaaa......oh man.....capanegro.....

    there's a funeral home in prince george, bc, called, ASSMAN too........bad.
    ese, are we talkin' about the same dood???



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    Zack Morris - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    there was a guy that ran for public office around here and his last name was dyke and on his sigh his last name was HUGE so you would be driving and see this small print then under it the word DYKE reall really big them more small type under it..I have one of his signs somewhere.
     
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    tow up from tha flow up ! - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    I knew a girl in highschool named Krista Shanda Lear. I thought that was unique. I don't know if it's funny though. Gaylord Focker? hehe

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    -Rage- - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    I had two teachers with fucked up names:

    Dick Harder
    Richard "Dick" Butkis

    And I'm not fucking joking, it was their real names.
     
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    WHOSPANK - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    haha...all those are funny...i went to school with a guy named kenny dick(not funny),but his dads name was harry(funny)and his moms name was anita(even funnier),but then my name is ocho-sum-ting(half mexican/half chinese)...so who am i to talk?
     
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    curious george - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    there was this kid on a bus once, his name was phuktree. yep fuck tree.
     
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    suburbian bum - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    I know this dude who pulls weeds for the county named falkner, lol.
     
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    chizm - Replied Jul 15, 2001

    i know this kid named Justice...
    and this other guy named Mr. Commercial Banking
     
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