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HILARIOUS REAL LIFE NAMES

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by brown twinkie, Jul 15, 2001.

  1. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0
    okay....in the spirit of the third rail thread on silly writers names......
    lets post real life names that you've come across.....
    and let me say i feel sorry for these people...really...
    mine:

    in public school there was a kid that we pranked a bunch of times, his name was DARREN DINKEL.........poor guy.
    my dad had a client a couple of years ago, unfortunately his last name overshadowed his first and my dad forgets what his first name is now, but his last name was TITLICK......for real......i swear....TITLICK................................
    i would love to know what his first name was....or if he was married and what his wifes name was.....me and my dad like to hope his first name was Dick.........heh....heh heh heh...................................
    more if and when they come to me.......................
     
  2. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0
    oh shit.....if his first name was harry, and his middle dick........ha.....
    tired........my mind is mush right now.............................
     
  3. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    ladies and gentleman...allow me to introduce the IOC chairman...Dick Pound! Never knew anyone in high school with a really strange name...lots of hippie kids...dawn...rainbow...but nothing really out there...
     
  4. my mom buys my clothes

    my mom buys my clothes Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 318 Likes Received: 0
    i know a richard handler who choses to go by dick, making him a dick handler, and last year in class i saw a textbook and the guys name was mike hawk.
     
  5. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    yup. weve all come across some funny names in our times but only recently did I hear the funniest ever.

    This guys always coming into my work, hes pretty annoying actualy..
    his name is:

    Jim Capanegro

    and pronounced just as it looks. Cap A Negro
     
  6. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    in my cities phonebook....
    Stu Pidas
    Holding Pecker
    Chief Vodkadrunkn


    and i met that Dick Assman guy that was oin letterman....
     
  7. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    oohhh yeah! that was funny as shit. I've got a flick of me and my cousin next to the "home of dick assman" sign he had set up. he was selling all that tacky shit to tourists...the t-shirts and posters....best month of his life probably. the place was always packed with cars...we were just passing by on our way back from BC....
     
  8. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0
    hahaaa......oh man.....capanegro.....

    there's a funeral home in prince george, bc, called, ASSMAN too........bad.
    ese, are we talkin' about the same dood???



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  9. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    there was a guy that ran for public office around here and his last name was dyke and on his sigh his last name was HUGE so you would be driving and see this small print then under it the word DYKE reall really big them more small type under it..I have one of his signs somewhere.
     
  10. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    I knew a girl in highschool named Krista Shanda Lear. I thought that was unique. I don't know if it's funny though. Gaylord Focker? hehe

    ------------------
    PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.
     
  11. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    I had two teachers with fucked up names:

    Dick Harder
    Richard "Dick" Butkis

    And I'm not fucking joking, it was their real names.
     
  12. WHOSPANK

    WHOSPANK Member

    Joined: Jun 11, 2001 Messages: 294 Likes Received: 0
    haha...all those are funny...i went to school with a guy named kenny dick(not funny),but his dads name was harry(funny)and his moms name was anita(even funnier),but then my name is ocho-sum-ting(half mexican/half chinese)...so who am i to talk?
     
  13. curious george

    curious george Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2001 Messages: 1,359 Likes Received: 2
    there was this kid on a bus once, his name was phuktree. yep fuck tree.
     
  14. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    I know this dude who pulls weeds for the county named falkner, lol.
     
  15. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 0
    i know this kid named Justice...
    and this other guy named Mr. Commercial Banking
     
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