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tow up from tha flow up !

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tow up from tha flow up ! last won the day on August 5 2001

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  1. i think they are sexy on some tattoo'd rockabilly guys with the dark denim and fitted t shirts. yowza mprs
  2. cuffs n stuff when they start making afixiation gear, i'm there. most girls i know are down to be cuffed to a bed. i dont know too many who fantasize about cuffing up dudes though (you wish). mprs
  3. splat I was at the Cooker (steakhouse) in Columbus once, chillin with some friends waiting for our friend who was a hostess to finish her shift. We were makin fun of everyone out of boredom, then this extremely obese couple got sat at the table right next to us. The kind of people that should be wearing bed sheets.. u know. They were abnormally hairy and smelled like piss, and just the sight of them was enough to make anyone lose their appetite. Well right behind them was this yuppy ass couple with their loud ass attention starved kids. They were pretty disgusted by the fat people too, and the lady actually scowled at them, put her napkin on her plate and pushed it to the corner with this look of absolute nausia. So she kindof leans over the table and is obviously talking shit about them to her husband. Meanwhile, the kids finish eating too and proceed to start playing on the floor underneith the table. Just feet away from this pair of fat ankles that actually roll not once, but twice around the shoe line. The fat woman is wearing this meu meu, and it's obvious her theighs are so fat that she has to sit with her legs like 2 feet apart. Which was especially gross considering she was filling the room with a piss like stench. So the fat people get their appetizers and by this time the yuppies are enthralled in some deep conversation, probably about the latest medical studies concerning the adkins diet or some bullshit, and they're totally paying no attention to their kids who are now breaking up crayons and throwing them at the fat ankles. We're cracking up, which is egging them on even more. I think the blubber cut off nerve endings though because neither of them even noticed. So we're all laughing and having a goodtime at their expense when out of nowhere the lardass lady in the meu meu struggles and sweats her way into a standing position, and starts waddling towards the yuppy table. The kids sit up at attention afraid to move thinking their about to get busted for throwing stuff. Then as the lady walks past the yuppy table she lets out this terrible moan of shock that sounds like a dying horse, then proceeds to grab the back of her huge ass as shit come spraying out the back of her meu meu landing all of about 6 inches away from the kids. The little girl starts crying obnoxiously loud which draws attention from the whole entire restaurant so EVERYONE turns to see whats going on just in time to see this 500 pound hairy woman trying to gallop to the restroom holding a sopping clingy meu meu to her shit stained overstuffed beanbag of an ass, leaving a trail of very consentrated and chunky diahrrea splattered all over the nicely finished hardwood floor. The look on the yuppies face was priceless, I don't think a trainload to auschwitz could have looked more mortified. The whole crowd went dead silent except for a coughs and gags and people were actually rubbernecking over and around booths paralized in shock and sympothy for those poor kids who were now whimpering in a scarred for life type of fashion. The whole room filled up with the smell of hot garbage and a distinct roadkill type of death stench.. And the best part of the whole thing was that the fat husband just sat out there finishing the appetizers, didn't get up or say anything at all.. even when the clean up crew came out, and the manager came out to pick up tabs for that whole section. Dude just sat there eating and being fat like it was all he had left. mprs
  4. damn i thought this was a post about turbo from breakin'. he's a negro. shaba-doo what what!
  5. um, 5'7", C cup, nice ass, classy fashion... you know clean cut, darker colors, good accessories, hoop earrings, scarves tied back around the neck, dark shades or those trendy faded disco shades. Cute hair cut, not-quite-shoulder-length bob, smells like thermasilk ultra moisture. Skin smells like herbal essence and hawiian ginger oil. I've got a nice face, always happy, I never look mean, so I guess I'm approachable for the most part. Too approachable I think. At least 1 or 2 new guys ask me to hang out a week, none of them are my type, but I guess it counts for something. Personality wise, I'm good company, get along good with the girlies and the guys. I'm a leo, so I'm basicly my own biggest fan which I'm sure is annoying but I wouldn't have it any other way. I'm smart, I work for everything I have, got my first job when I was 13, bought my car at 15, moved out at 16. I'm not caught up in the typical girlie things, which is what I'm proud of the most. I don't care about who my boyfriend is, my status or scene points, and I don't do the other typical girl thing and hate all men, dwell on issues i have no control over, pretend like I'm fighting the battle of the sexes.. I just work hard (literally and metaphoricly) for everything I want, and try to be chic in the process ; ) On the ladder note, I argue about anything and everything, I always have to be right, I have extremely high expectations and am let down easily, I live in denial and explode frequently, I'm impatient, I can't fall in love to save my life, aaaaand I cackle. I mean I have an obnoxious cackle that just slips out from time to time, it's really embarrassing. heh. okay then. ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.
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