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HILARIOUS REAL LIFE NAMES

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okay....in the spirit of the third rail thread on silly writers names......

lets post real life names that you've come across.....

and let me say i feel sorry for these people...really...

mine:

 

in public school there was a kid that we pranked a bunch of times, his name was DARREN DINKEL.........poor guy.

my dad had a client a couple of years ago, unfortunately his last name overshadowed his first and my dad forgets what his first name is now, but his last name was TITLICK......for real......i swear....TITLICK................................

i would love to know what his first name was....or if he was married and what his wifes name was.....me and my dad like to hope his first name was Dick.........heh....heh heh heh...................................

more if and when they come to me.......................

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oh shit.....if his first name was harry, and his middle dick........ha.....

tired........my mind is mush right now.............................

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ladies and gentleman...allow me to introduce the IOC chairman...Dick Pound! Never knew anyone in high school with a really strange name...lots of hippie kids...dawn...rainbow...but nothing really out there...

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yup. weve all come across some funny names in our times but only recently did I hear the funniest ever.

 

This guys always coming into my work, hes pretty annoying actualy..

his name is:

 

Jim Capanegro

 

and pronounced just as it looks. Cap A Negro

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in my cities phonebook....

Stu Pidas

Holding Pecker

Chief Vodkadrunkn

 

 

and i met that Dick Assman guy that was oin letterman....

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Originally posted by T.T Boy:

in my cities phonebook....

Stu Pidas

Holding Pecker

Chief Vodkadrunkn

 

 

and i met that Dick Assman guy that was oin letterman....

 

oohhh yeah! that was funny as shit. I've got a flick of me and my cousin next to the "home of dick assman" sign he had set up. he was selling all that tacky shit to tourists...the t-shirts and posters....best month of his life probably. the place was always packed with cars...we were just passing by on our way back from BC....

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hahaaa......oh man.....capanegro.....

 

there's a funeral home in prince george, bc, called, ASSMAN too........bad.

ese, are we talkin' about the same dood???

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by brown twinkie (edited 07-15-2001).]

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there was a guy that ran for public office around here and his last name was dyke and on his sigh his last name was HUGE so you would be driving and see this small print then under it the word DYKE reall really big them more small type under it..I have one of his signs somewhere.

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I had two teachers with fucked up names:

 

Dick Harder

Richard "Dick" Butkis

 

And I'm not fucking joking, it was their real names.

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haha...all those are funny...i went to school with a guy named kenny dick(not funny),but his dads name was harry(funny)and his moms name was anita(even funnier),but then my name is ocho-sum-ting(half mexican/half chinese)...so who am i to talk?

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i know this kid named Justice...

and this other guy named Mr. Commercial Banking

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I was working graveyard one night when a severly aggitated and good-looking red-head was walking the halls of my establishment cursing the air. I asked her what the trouble was, to which she replied, "I'm looking for my husband's room. His name is Dick Sweat." After finding Mr. Dick Sweat's room I considered changing my name to Harry Balls so I could get a woman like that. But alas, I also found out Dick Sweat was a racecar driver.

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there was a kid around here whose name was Robert Holding Aycock. i believe his mother's maiden name was Holding, which is a presitgious name in his town so that's why his parents gave him that as a middle name, but he still told everybody his middle name was Thomas. truth came out at graduation when he was called up to get his diploma, and as i've been told so did the laughter. lots of it. the poor bastard. i guess that's the price he had to pay to be driving around in his white land rover discovery his parents gave him.

 

i also believe there's a Dick Trickle, a nascar driver.

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i had a baseball coach named mike hunt.

and my sister has a friend nicole fag.

Once i know i kid named Blaze Thorpe.

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TAKE THE TIME TO READ..... THIS IS CRAZY SHIT.

 

i dunno if this was to funny but it defanetly made me laugh well until.... well u'll find out.

 

ok some im out at the beach walking down the strip and this chick is starin hardcore that worked in the this store along the strip. so i go in to talk to her. and liek she was helping someone and her friend walks up and was like are u waiting to talk to guido or guedo ( pronouned ga-we-doe ) < yes like that little fucker that dick rode jaba the hunt in star wars episode one that flew around. so i was liek guedo? and she pointed her out and i was like oh yea. so im already think fuck this is chick has a weird name but she was dope as hell. so i was liek fuck it. and so im talking to her and like she streches and her shirt comes up a little and all i see is a happy trail about an inch from side to side. and was thick as hell it was the nastiest thing i had ever seen. so yea i shoulda just left her alone after i found out her name was guedo oh well so is life.

 

 

JINKS KRA....

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my friends dad used to work with some guy from russia named LEV GORROSHIT.

i find that funny.

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An old woman named Toppie Smellie was interviewed on a commercial for a shake-n-bake-type coating called Oven Fry.

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