brown twinkie Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 okay....in the spirit of the third rail thread on silly writers names...... lets post real life names that you've come across..... and let me say i feel sorry for these people...really... mine: in public school there was a kid that we pranked a bunch of times, his name was DARREN DINKEL.........poor guy. my dad had a client a couple of years ago, unfortunately his last name overshadowed his first and my dad forgets what his first name is now, but his last name was TITLICK......for real......i swear....TITLICK................................ i would love to know what his first name was....or if he was married and what his wifes name was.....me and my dad like to hope his first name was Dick.........heh....heh heh heh................................... more if and when they come to me....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted July 15, 2001 Author Share Posted July 15, 2001 oh shit.....if his first name was harry, and his middle dick........ha..... tired........my mind is mush right now............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 ladies and gentleman...allow me to introduce the IOC chairman...Dick Pound! Never knew anyone in high school with a really strange name...lots of hippie kids...dawn...rainbow...but nothing really out there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 i know a richard handler who choses to go by dick, making him a dick handler, and last year in class i saw a textbook and the guys name was mike hawk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 yup. weve all come across some funny names in our times but only recently did I hear the funniest ever. This guys always coming into my work, hes pretty annoying actualy.. his name is: Jim Capanegro and pronounced just as it looks. Cap A Negro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 in my cities phonebook.... Stu Pidas Holding Pecker Chief Vodkadrunkn and i met that Dick Assman guy that was oin letterman.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 Originally posted by T.T Boy: in my cities phonebook.... Stu Pidas Holding Pecker Chief Vodkadrunkn and i met that Dick Assman guy that was oin letterman.... oohhh yeah! that was funny as shit. I've got a flick of me and my cousin next to the "home of dick assman" sign he had set up. he was selling all that tacky shit to tourists...the t-shirts and posters....best month of his life probably. the place was always packed with cars...we were just passing by on our way back from BC.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted July 15, 2001 Author Share Posted July 15, 2001 hahaaa......oh man.....capanegro..... there's a funeral home in prince george, bc, called, ASSMAN too........bad. ese, are we talkin' about the same dood??? [This message has been edited by brown twinkie (edited 07-15-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 there was a guy that ran for public office around here and his last name was dyke and on his sigh his last name was HUGE so you would be driving and see this small print then under it the word DYKE reall really big them more small type under it..I have one of his signs somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 I knew a girl in highschool named Krista Shanda Lear. I thought that was unique. I don't know if it's funny though. Gaylord Focker? hehe ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 I had two teachers with fucked up names: Dick Harder Richard "Dick" Butkis And I'm not fucking joking, it was their real names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHOSPANK Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 haha...all those are funny...i went to school with a guy named kenny dick(not funny),but his dads name was harry(funny)and his moms name was anita(even funnier),but then my name is ocho-sum-ting(half mexican/half chinese)...so who am i to talk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 there was this kid on a bus once, his name was phuktree. yep fuck tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 I know this dude who pulls weeds for the county named falkner, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 i know this kid named Justice... and this other guy named Mr. Commercial Banking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 I was working graveyard one night when a severly aggitated and good-looking red-head was walking the halls of my establishment cursing the air. I asked her what the trouble was, to which she replied, "I'm looking for my husband's room. His name is Dick Sweat." After finding Mr. Dick Sweat's room I considered changing my name to Harry Balls so I could get a woman like that. But alas, I also found out Dick Sweat was a racecar driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 there was a kid around here whose name was Robert Holding Aycock. i believe his mother's maiden name was Holding, which is a presitgious name in his town so that's why his parents gave him that as a middle name, but he still told everybody his middle name was Thomas. truth came out at graduation when he was called up to get his diploma, and as i've been told so did the laughter. lots of it. the poor bastard. i guess that's the price he had to pay to be driving around in his white land rover discovery his parents gave him. i also believe there's a Dick Trickle, a nascar driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsel.ufd Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 i had a baseball coach named mike hunt. and my sister has a friend nicole fag. Once i know i kid named Blaze Thorpe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 famous football player DICK BUTKIS... I have met two sisters, one named SUMMER HOLIDAY and the other SPRING HOLIDAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kOmega Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 Kanser Omega <<<---------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinkZ aNd BrainZ Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 TAKE THE TIME TO READ..... THIS IS CRAZY SHIT. i dunno if this was to funny but it defanetly made me laugh well until.... well u'll find out. ok some im out at the beach walking down the strip and this chick is starin hardcore that worked in the this store along the strip. so i go in to talk to her. and liek she was helping someone and her friend walks up and was like are u waiting to talk to guido or guedo ( pronouned ga-we-doe ) < yes like that little fucker that dick rode jaba the hunt in star wars episode one that flew around. so i was liek guedo? and she pointed her out and i was like oh yea. so im already think fuck this is chick has a weird name but she was dope as hell. so i was liek fuck it. and so im talking to her and like she streches and her shirt comes up a little and all i see is a happy trail about an inch from side to side. and was thick as hell it was the nastiest thing i had ever seen. so yea i shoulda just left her alone after i found out her name was guedo oh well so is life. JINKS KRA.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uglyfe Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 my friends dad used to work with some guy from russia named LEV GORROSHIT. i find that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Know a kid here named Doobie Baker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 An old woman named Toppie Smellie was interviewed on a commercial for a shake-n-bake-type coating called Oven Fry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Dick Sweat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Eden Gay Cocks...not only was that her name but thats what they always said over the loud speaker when they paged her...heh.... on a list at work i ran across a Harry D....pretty funny but not as funny as Eden Gay Cocks.... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man with the yellow hat Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 i saw this realtor sign last year and the dood's name was Cumming Cockbern. and the otehr day thyme introduced himself to someone as Mike Oxbigg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Chris Cockburn -- one of the higher ups at my job.. although he didn't pronounce it that way -- coh burn is what he tries to get away with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 I knew a kid at school whos name was Thomas Thomas. As in First name - Thomas Last name - Thomas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peach Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 a girl in my class is named... erin hootin holleran....(not nasty or anything - but sorta silly) her parents thought it would be funny - i guess shes old enough to laugh about it now -but said it freaked her out as a kid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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