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Bus Hijinx

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Tough Love, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    I saw an old hindu dude jerkin it on the bus today
    it was hella crowded and i was standing/passed out from tiredness above him (dude was sitting down). He was harsh handling his man junk like it was nothing. that shits nasty.
    (no homo, i did or said nothing to him)

    anybody got any gross bus stories?
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    over the years i've seen plenty of people shoot heroin, die from overdoses, piss, shit, vomit, fighting, stabbings, etc etc etc on buses and trains

    public transport is fun
  3. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    I was ont he bus late one night on a mission downtown when midway through the ride i heard lot of windows opening in the back and then at the next stop the driver told everyone to get off. I kinda glanced at the back and saw a puddle of what appeared to be somebodies yak.

    As i got off to walk the rest of the way i heard some dude who was right behind him say "DAMN, i didnt think it was possible for that much to fit into a human stomach!"
  4. alcohol swab

    alcohol swab Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 935 Likes Received: 3
    i've seen some sticking of fingers in ass crack and sniff,fights,loud mexicans,some bitch asking my freind if he shit himself for using griffen on the bus,you know the normal shit,good thing i don't use public no more.
  5. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
  6. gren1 bnc

    gren1 bnc Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2004 Messages: 1,010 Likes Received: 0
  7. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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  8. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Once on my jr.high school bus I was poked in my eye, and it was a really bright day, and when ever the sun hit my eye I would have to squint in order not to let too much light in.
  9. MrJackDaniels

    MrJackDaniels Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2005 Messages: 413 Likes Received: 0
    ive seen people puke, fight, get dumped and get drawn on all in one journey.

    they were all inter-related!
  10. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    eyes are sensitive just like testicles.
  11. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2004 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 0
    when i was in 4th grade, this kid named RJ in 1st grade shit his shorts on the bus. true story.
  12. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    I've seen several fights on trains. Some of those were pretty good.

    The other week, I was fortunate enough to see a crackhead taking a dump next to a bench as I was on the train slowwwwwly pulling out of the station. Thats when you know its going to be a super day.
  13. dosoner

    dosoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2000 Messages: 3,735 Likes Received: 26
    iv only been on a public transit bus twice. i prefer the train and walking.

    thats if im not riding my bike, witch is normally faster and alot more fun.
  14. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202

    Check the second paragraph of the first post to read a story about subway jerking.
  15. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 313