Guest Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 what's the difference between Dr.Dazzle and Michael Jackson? I'm not going there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I heard micheal jackson refuses to dock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Hahahaha.....fuck you guys. For true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton@Feb 23 2005, 07:08 PM ^ that joke doesn't work so well on a computer, as it would be 20 6 year olds Quoted post Yea I know, ah well. Try it out on your comrades, it goes down a storm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docs Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 its worded a lot better on page 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 How did the tugboat get AIDS? It got rear-ended by the ferry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippingreat Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Michael Jackson said he would do the full sentence for his crimes as long as he could do it in a youth offenders centre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Why is there cotton at the top of aspirin bottles......... ? To remind black people they used to pick cotton before they sold drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 Originally posted by Weapon X@Feb 25 2005, 06:21 PM It got rear-ended by the ferry. Quoted post sERIOUSLY NIT ALL GAYS HAVE AIDS. q: wHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR PICK-UP LINE AT GAY BARS? a: mAY i PUSH YOUR STOOL IN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 Mother fuck capslock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilt TA Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 2 condoms are walking past a gay bar..one condom says to the other: "hey wanna go get shitfaced?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 how long should one cook a baby in the microwave? as long as you cooked the last one what should do when you see a baby about to be run over by a train? nothing. how do you quiet a crying baby? suffocate it when's the best time to play with your kids? after you kill them. driving a new car off the lot is to paying for it afterwords as going to the funeral of your neighbor's toddler is to: luring her into your van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 why dont sharks eat black people? cause they think its whale poop... how do you get 8 black guys to stop raping a white woman?... throw them a basketball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Why did the Mexican girl have a baby?? Cause the teacher told her to do an "Essay".......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 ok i heard this a while ago...no offense by the way when a white baby dies and goes to heaven what do you call it? a angel when a black baby dies and goes to heaven what do u call it? a bat........im not prejudice,so dont take offense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkasstrick Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Why doesn't god like candy bars? Because he doesn't fucking exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 ^hahahahahahahahahaha that joke SUCKED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 its long but youll love it. this dude told a friend at work he was going to vegas. his friend immediatley tells him "hey, if you win good money, you gott do yourself a favor, find yourself the first burly ass hooker you can. they are a bit pricey but they work hard for it. i promise, you wont regret it." so with that in mind, dude goes to vagas and wins thousands at the tables. with a pocket full of cash and tanked off of free drinks, our friend leaves the casino and heads out into the night. immediatley spotting a big ole prostitute, he takes her to his hotel. laying on the bed he says, "how much for a handjob?" she responds "thatll be $1000" shocked he says "1G?! no way a handjobs worth a G". "come here" she replies motioning to the window. he complies. she asks him " see that rolls royce?" "yeah, what about it?" says he "im so good, i paid for it by giving handjobs" "damn" he says and shells out the $1000 bucks. the handjob he recieved was THE shit. the best hes ever had, better than even he could do. when it was done, out of breath, he asks her: "so, um...how much for a blow job?" "$5000" she replies. "$5000!? no fucking way!" "come here" she says calmly, motioning towards the window. "see that apartment complex? yes, that one" pointing to a huge building next to the casino, "i bought that from the money ive gotten from giving blowjobs. im that good." "jesus christ" he says... thinking it over, he thinks about all the money he just won and decides fuck it. he pays the hooker 5 Gs. the dome he got is unparraled to anything hes ever ever had. THE best head ever.... spent and nearly broke, the question arises in his head, he asks "um...im kinda broke now and all but...i was wondering...how much for the whole thing, yknow, like, whatever i want?" without batting an eye she says "$25000." "what the fuck!? $25000!?! thats insane!" he exclaims. "not really, come here" once again pointing out the window, "you see the casino? the one where you won all your money at?" shes says "holy shit!! thats yours?!" he cried the prostitute tells him: "if i had a pussy i'd own it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 it looks alot longer than it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 i really wish i could accept credit for this one.. "force-feeding terry schiavo " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by Old Growth@Feb 23 2005, 01:16 AM What do you get when you slash a baby with a razor? An erection. Quoted post I didn't know there would be many variations of that joke. The one I heard was: What do you get when you smash a baby's face in with a hammer? edit: And that Terry Schaivo one above is just gruesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LNS Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 how many bowling balls can Julia roberts fit up her cunt? just the one. What do you do when you wake up and see the tv floating out he window? shoot the dirty nigga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 boooo-urnssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 A woman was upset over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told."Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 so nice, I had to post it twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 ^^Ha. How many serial killers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. :confused: But it takes him a really long time because he has to dismember it and masterbate on its remains. (offensive when used as an ice-breaker) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Originally posted by punkasstrick@Mar 14 2005, 07:02 AM Why doesn't god like candy bars? Because he doesn't fucking exist Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: I love this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Originally posted by serpent of the light@Feb 9 2002, 01:49 AM perhaps this one will cross the line, its the only joke i've ever been offended at. its quite awful, be warned. how are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? they just blow around until they end up stuck on a fencepost in wyoming. Quoted post :biglaugh: hahahahahahaahahaha...this nigga snapped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 daaaaaaaaaang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest westy Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Originally posted by PalestineOne@Apr 25 2004, 05:37 AM how do u drive a jew crazy? put him in a round room and tell him theres a dollar in the corner Quoted post Hey thats not funny, my grandfather died in the holocaust He fell off a guard tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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