mr.yuck Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 I got big ol nuts. Me and a couple homies and our wives went on vacation to nags head one year. When I got there my homie handed me a womens one piece bathing suit and told me that shit was our vacation uniform. I thought that shit was hilarious and went to put it on immediately. When I came out of the bathroom one of my nuts popped out of the side of the uniform. One of the homies wife's grabbed my wife by the arm and started screaming "Haha. YUCKS NUTS FELL OUT THE SIDE OF HIS UNIFORM!" I was standing there bowlegged trying to get myself situated and then I hear that same bitch yell "OMG MO! THATS ONLY ONE OF HIS NUTS!" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 @johnny ballbags 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Is it important to who? Deez nutz are healthy sized, guess I'm proud of 'em. They're mad loyal, we've been hanging together since day 1. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 On 11/16/2023 at 9:11 PM, One Man Banned said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Another certified BIG balls classic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Sometimes when nuts real saggy I pp on balls by accident 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 13 hours ago, LUGR said: whats your perspective on your question? You a fan of big nards? like I always say…. “bigger the nards, saggier the sack” I was watching nip tuck and (who killed) JR was on getting his nuts redone or something one thing out of the way first size does matter for sexual pleasure but nuts have nothing to do with it but it does help it they slap the taint well lol However there has been a handful of times where the ego and the peen size was great and big and to discover long sac with little bitty nuts has provided inner chuckles. If I can fit both in my mouth and close it all the way-too small the balls cannot be bigger than the peen i gotta fit at least one in. Now everyone post their fingers please hahaha 2 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 That's right, you can get all these songs and more on 2 cassettes or 1 CD when you order "Songz About Nutz" 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 45 minutes ago, SMdoubleXL said: Now everyone post their fingers please hahaha 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Yo^ put that thing away! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 3 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: I was watching nip tuck and (who killed) JR was on getting his nuts redone or something one thing out of the way first size does matter for sexual pleasure but nuts have nothing to do with it but it does help it they slap the taint well lol However there has been a handful of times where the ego and the peen size was great and big and to discover long sac with little bitty nuts has provided inner chuckles. If I can fit both in my mouth and close it all the way-too small the balls cannot be bigger than the peen i gotta fit at least one in. Now everyone post their fingers please hahaha I mentioned this in another thread recently, Niptuck was pretty ground breaking TV when it came out. But I feel it probably aged terribly and would be impossible for me to watch (just like Dexter). Do you agree? Or are you going to be able to rewatch it all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 23 minutes ago, LUGR said: Yo^ put that thing away! That's the one I stab up and beat up with hammers. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: That's the one I stab up and beat up with hammers. That’s pretty cool! What kind of bills and personal documents do you have in the background? I haven’t pulled out my magnifying glass yet to perform a full inspection. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 That entire stack of shit is medical bills that continue to flood in for my BP vacation. It's a pretty thick stack. I'm not paying these cock suckers another penny. When I went to my out patient doctor the bill was $111 for the visit. I paid that. They applied my money to a different service and then raised the price of my doctor visit to $250. I'm glad I took screen shots of everything all the way through. I can't wait to bring this scamming as shit up to some one when they start threatening to send me to collections. Unless you got that NCIS grade technology where they take an image that looks like a potato and it zooms in and clarifies everything, I think I'm straight. Lol. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: That entire stack of shit is medical bills that continue to flood in for my BP vacation. It's a pretty thick stack. I'm not paying these cock suckers another penny. When I went to my out patient doctor the bill was $111 for the visit. I paid that. They applied my money to a different service and then raised the price of my doctor visit to $250. I'm glad I took screen shots of everything all the way through. I can't wait to bring this scamming as shit up to some one when they start threatening to send me to collections. Unless you got that NCIS grade technology where they take an image that looks like a potato and it zooms in and clarifies everything, I think I'm straight. Lol. Hit them up with ai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 40 minutes ago, LUGR said: I mentioned this in another thread recently, Niptuck was pretty ground breaking TV when it came out. But I feel it probably aged terribly and would be impossible for me to watch (just like Dexter). Do you agree? Or are you going to be able to rewatch it all? this is my first time with nip tuck. I remember it being the show to watch. im gonna guess it aged horribly. Def cringy in a lot of parts but not because of the simulated surgery scenes. Just over all hahaha I haven’t watched Dexter since 2016. I was considering it again. I wonder if I would feel the same 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 All: @mr.yuck is not doin too bad (holds finger in “ok” formation while winking like a creep ) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Tips cowboy hat in acknowledgement as he throws his peen over his shoulder and saunters off into the sunset. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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One Man Banned Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Nip tuck, not my thing. Dexter, still enjoyable for me. Sometimes we just throw it on, any old episode. It has aged a little and you know what's going to happen, but I'd argue it's better programming than 70% of what's currently showing on all your channels. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 4 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: Now everyone post their fingers please hahaha 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 3 hours ago, LUGR said: That’s pretty cool! What kind of bills and personal documents do you have in the background? I haven’t pulled out my magnifying glass yet to perform a full inspection. Prolly a listed address on that DMV note soon u can send him his Xmas present ! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted December 3, 2023 Author Share Posted December 3, 2023 Is raven ever coming back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 2 hours ago, cancelculttourist said: Prolly a listed address on that DMV note soon u can send him his Xmas present ! I already know where his house is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Deine Mudder said: Is raven ever coming back? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 I’ve lived in this place we’re renting now for 2 1/2 yrs. For 2 previous winters I’ve lit some candles in the fireplace because it’s non functional, provides ambiance and just enough warmth for this room. this year I have loaded it and plan to load more. last night I lit them all up for photo sake then it hit me. (2 fucking winters later). There is a fucking gas line (that is not functional, however gas still runs though our place) I freaked out and now I won’t light any. He says it should be fine because it’s closed off. I’m a hardcore worrier. Should I be? is there any slight remote chance of a major catastrophe here? I feel so stupid for not considering this forever ago 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 @SMdoubleXLit should be fine - any gas leak would have manifested itself by now and that would have been a bigger issue. The odds of you lighting candles and then a leak happens to occur would be crazy slim. So I guess just renters insurance and live on the edge. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 is the line just shut off or is it disconnected? At a job earlier this year I could smell gas so I let the plumber know and his response was, " well, it's not a big deal, when it's your time, it's your time..." 2 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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