Dark_Knight Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Love you guys. Only small end graffiti forum in the game where I can bond with bros I don’t know (Minus @Elena Delle Donne). I am drunk and happy. I had sex with my ex girlfriend today and toxic moves are what the holiday is about. God bless. 4 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted December 25, 2021 Author Share Posted December 25, 2021 Just wish @Elena Delle Donne had ups. This is now a toy thread. Let’s pray for dude for not being all city. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted December 25, 2021 Author Share Posted December 25, 2021 (I only paint a few times a year now). Don’t call me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Merry Christmas. I didn’t want to get political but…. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Drunk as well, considered moving cabinets from my garage to the basement. Fuck that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 merry oontzmas 4 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Just watch a video about the Christmas truce of 1914. Good stuff. My neighborhood is setting off fireworks for some reason, but my dog is so old he’s deaf so at least I’ve got that going for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 When we were decorating the tree I found this truly spectacularly ridiculous ornament. I’m not sure where it came from but my wife said I don’t like that, it makes me feel weird. Sight unseen, the first person to claim it can get this hoe in the mail for next year. You won’t be disappointed! Act now! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: When we were decorating the tree I found this truly spectacularly ridiculous ornament. I’m not sure where it came from but my wife said I don’t like that, it makes me feel weird. Sight unseen, the first person to claim it can get this hoe in the mail for next year. You won’t be disappointed! Act now! Hook it up 😎 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Props on the speedy claim @KILZ FILLZHit the DMs with an address and I’ll get this thing in the mail in the next few days! A little back story on how I probably came into possession of this thing. 11 years ago we were living in a house infested with angry Jew spirits. One Christmasish night both me and my wife had fallen asleep on the couch. We both startled awake at exactly the same time seconds before our tree was violently thrown to the ground by angry ghosts. The force of the tree being thrown to the ground shattered every ornament we owned. After we saged that evil nurg out of existence, we received an outpouring of love from friends and family giving us all the weird trash ornaments that they didn’t want either. This one here seems to be the loan survivor of weird shit and I bequeath it unto thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted December 25, 2021 Author Share Posted December 25, 2021 Was at my now ex girlfriends family party and haven’t spoken English after I started this tonight. Mentally exhausted. Damn I’m influencing toxic decisions but I’m drunk so duck it. Sangre por sangre._ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted December 25, 2021 Author Share Posted December 25, 2021 Squatting 315 in my basement blasting this also drunk. Beer muscles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted December 25, 2021 Author Share Posted December 25, 2021 I love Santa (black) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted December 25, 2021 Author Share Posted December 25, 2021 ^still true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: Squatting 315 in my basement blasting this also drunk. Beer muscles. simply having a wonderful christmas time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, mr.yuck said: When we were decorating the tree I found this truly spectacularly ridiculous ornament. I’m not sure where it came from but my wife said I don’t like that, it makes me feel weird. Sight unseen, the first person to claim it can get this hoe in the mail for next year. You won’t be disappointed! Act now! I thought you didn’t even celebrate Christmas for some reason. @KILZ FILLZquit being a savage and get a tree skirt son! Lolol. Got me a real nice pre lit tree a few years ago. Things dope and no more fuckin Christmas tree farms. No more needles all over the god damned house. Just a heavy ass box lol. MURRY CHRIMUH my 12oz friends. Edited December 25, 2021 by NightmareOnElmStreet 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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morton Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 HO HO HO I watched Die Hard this morning, it hold up but is definitely a once a decade type rewatch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Merry Christmas bruhs - this flick was pre spendathon. I’m out here in my polka dot boa constrictor shit, yadida. 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Black Santa white boots instead of white Santa black boots… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mr.yuck Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 2 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: I thought you didn’t even celebrate Christmas for some reason. yeah, you’re not wrong. My wife and I don’t get caught up in the gifting side of things, but I do like the aesthetic of Christmas. This is the first tree we have put up since the Jew ghost raped our Christmas 11 years ago. Merriment and joy is nice, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 10 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: This is the first tree we have put up since the Jew ghost raped our Christmas 11 years ago. What made it a Jew ghost? You sure it wasn't the spirit of Kwanzaa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: What made it a Jew ghost? You sure it wasn't the spirit of Kwanzaa? That’s a fair question. And this is no bullshit. We caught it on film in several pictures in swirling smoke and also in this girls messy ass hair that lived with us. They all looked like an evil version of the scheckle man memes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Twitter arguing over the best non-Christmas Christmas movie right now. My vote was for Trading Places. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 I've heard of that happening when one over consumes Xmas ham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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