Dhabz Draggin Christmas Steak Thread

[morton]

Could make the drive in a Subaru outback for outback cubed.

[Elena Delle Donne]

9 hours ago, Schnitzel said:

Not been to Outback steakhouse.

In America are they marketed as australian style?

because I'd wager they would be slightly marketed as American style eating over here

 

they sell some chintzy deep fried "australian aesthetic" that is really just relabeled american casual family dining food. a relic of the 90s, kind of amazing that it still exists. you're not missing anything. if you want to approximate the experience, get dinner with a drunk american tourist and oversalt your food 

[LUGR]

51 minutes ago, Dirty_habiT said:

 

Lol you said exactly what i was immediately thinking.

 

Snow beef because he's slathering it up w/ Japanese cow semen.  Gives a nice char and a unique flavor that nobody can put their finger on.... exclusive only to snow beef.

@One Man Banned Would a real Texan ever say “cow semen”?

 

Steaks is High

[LUGR]

@SchnitzelBe sure you order a Fosters when you get to Outback.

[morton]

Fosters used to be my a go to beer for driving home from work if I did not want to go though the hassle of pouring into a cup. My logic was that since the can was a different shape that the police would be less likely to scope if I was caught slipping while sipping.

 

I wonder if it is still legal to have a single beer on the road in montana.

 

 

[Dirty_habiT]

1 hour ago, morton said:

Could make the drive in a Subaru outback for outback cubed.

 

I feel like this could be turned into one of these meme panels that show the brains progressively enlightened inside people like medical drawings on LSD.

 

The last panel could be grilling steaks in a grill that's installed in the back of your subaru outback, in the outback steakhouse parking lot in the outback of Australia.

[One Man Banned]

^ parking lot out back of the Outback steakhouse in the outback of AUS

[One Man Banned]

2 hours ago, LUGR said:

@One Man Banned Would a real Texan ever say “cow semen”?

Steaks is High

 

I think they say bull sauce but ask a Texan

[One Man Banned]

3 hours ago, morton said:

It is very possible that I am reading it wrong but I get the impression that their is some glamorization of their suicides. 

 

Take Kurt Cobain from just a decade or so earlier and the reaction was different, like I said I could be reading it wrong but do feel there is something there. 

 

There are differences but I don't think glamorization is one.  There's more attention to mental health now than then, still not enough, but there is.  A guy like Robin Williams is a bit more famous and endeared to people across years/generations, and the fact that his suicide was influenced by illness created some discussion.  Bourdain's suicide was also roasted (pun intended?) by comedy's best.  Also people's (mis)perceptions, no one is especially surprised when the moody addicted punk rocker blows his brains out.

[One Man Banned]

I've heard that if you want some melt in your mouth beef what you want to try is Rocky Mountain oysters, but I've only heard that.

[Dirty_habiT]

2 hours ago, Dirty_habiT said:

 

I feel like this could be turned into one of these meme panels that show the brains progressively enlightened inside people like medical drawings on LSD.

 

The last panel could be grilling steaks in a grill that's installed in the back of your subaru outback, in the outback steakhouse parking lot in the outback of Australia.

 

The fifth panel can be with Xzibit manning the grill.

[Dirty_habiT]

1 hour ago, One Man Banned said:

 

I think they say bull sauce but ask a Texan

 

bovine wax dart

[where]

If you try to sear a steak covered in semen, you'll be sadly disappointed 

[Schnitzel]

8 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

Big Bourdain fan?  This is the 2nd time recently where I see you randomly pull out a full quote from him to fit the conversation.

I was with Kitchen confidential but as it went on I got sick of him banging on on some NYC schtick about the bridge and tunnel crowd and non new yorkers - essentially looking down on anybody from outside the 5 boroughs which is to say 99.9% of the world.

 

 I read all his book but with less and less enthusiasm as he wrote more.

 

But the dude could write about food

[where]

[Dirty_habiT]

Soup nazi from Seinfeld?

[fat ralphy]

Any of you guise ever fuck with sous vide ?

 

I have one but haven’t used it and heard steaks cooked that way and seared are on point…

[Mercer]

15 minutes ago, fat ralphy said:

Any of you guise ever fuck with sous vide ?

 

I have one but haven’t used it and heard steaks cooked that way and seared are on point…

 

We have one, but haven't done a steak in it yet. Combination of not patient enough to wait, and charcoal/wood fire fanaticism. Done quite a few Costco pork loins in one  like that, and honestly, it's hard to really go wrong with slow cook to sear. I bet a nice steak like that would be worth the wait.

[mr.yuck]

Gonna be honest fellas; had to google sous vide. Is it basically like a “turn any pot into a crock pot” machine?

[Mercer]

You throw your meat/marinade in a sealed bag, and cook it slowly in warm water somewhere between bathwater temp & boiling. Takes a long time but seals in juices better than deep frying, and cooks everything perfectly even. Throw that bitch in a skillet and you got yourself some fancy pants poop making materiel. Highly recommend.

[mr.yuck]

Interesting! Looks like I’m off to Williams-Sonoma Sunday morning.

[LUGR]

30 minutes ago, mr.yuck said:

Interesting! Looks like I’m off to Williams-Sonoma Sunday morning.

Do you own a dishwasher? I have seen them cook steaks in it on TV.

[Deine Mudder]

4 hours ago, LUGR said:

Do you own a dishwasher? I have seen them cook salmon in it on the "Cooking with 12oz" thread.

 

ftfy

[Deine Mudder]

20 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

Honestly don't know what AUS style food is tho.

 

 

[mr.yuck]

7 hours ago, LUGR said:

Do you own a dishwasher? I have seen them cook steaks in it on TV.

wow wow wow wow wow! I’ve never heard of such a thing.

[Elena Delle Donne]

4 hours ago, Deine Mudder said:

 

ftfy

 

you can make salmon in a coffee maker too. steam broccoli allegedly. can't smell worse than maxwell house 

Edited December 25, 2021 by Elena Delle Donne

[Elena Delle Donne]

but also don't steam your broccoli. it tastes like shit and loses all the nutrients. roast it

[LUGR]

9 minutes ago, Elena Delle Donne said:

but also don't steam your broccoli. it tastes like shit and loses all the nutrients. roast it

I thought steaming was the way to go and boiling ruins it?

 

How do you prepare your broccoli?

[Elena Delle Donne]

i stand corrected and steaming for 3 minutes is the way to go for nutrition. i roast mine which is delicious but not that good for #nutrition. apologies for spreading misinformation on here 

[Dirty_habiT]

Got psy op'd on broccoli cooking technique. I roast broccoli in oven until just starting to brown on the tips. 
 

If you get tamales and they don't slide out of the husk when you turn them vertical then you need to find new tamale vendor. Not a steak tip but a tamale tip.