MOOGLE? Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 There's something satisfying about opening a bathroom cabinet just to admire your 2 1000 gsm Egyptian cotton bath towels sitting next to the other 12 Walmart 5 dollar bath towels. I gotta do shit in style now that I'm single again and the Hmong milfs hooking up with black guys ban got lifted finally last year. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 (edited) @MOOGLE?haha dude - I have some ill towels for my female and i basically use 24HR Fitness towels. Hit me right with that call….. Bro was there really a ban? Damn I would imagine the floodgates would be open with hella Hmong sniz looking for dark meat glizzy. Get it. Edited April 26, 2022 by fat ralphy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 (edited) Lol not a ban , but most of the Hmong people that have been in my area their whole life are finding out their aging family members really don't have control over who dates/marries who like 10 years ago. Getting your shit displaced and then losing all them years of historical culture for deshawn in the dirty wife beater and black air force ones would be terrifying for some Hmong dad who came up from nothing only to see their newly single mom daughter try to move back in with their bad ass tiger woods toddler that don't listen for shit. Game plan is invest in fancy hand towels and bougie face wash towels this year. Edited April 26, 2022 by MOOGLE? 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 26, 2022 Author Share Posted April 26, 2022 This shit would drive me absolutely crazy. Cool tub flex though. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 i cant unsee that now 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 Im at a loss for words right now. For years I have been under charging customers for my services. I put that shit to an end last week. I worked out pricing for 7 new jobs. After I had all of these numbers up on my white board, I said "man I really want to pay my furniture off in full when it shows up the end of June." So I randomly just added $1200 to one job and $1700 to another and $900 to another and so on. I landed every single one of these jobs and people's first response was "how soon can you start?" I told my wife when we are done with this round of work, I'm going to jack our prices to the moon. You got 5 cars in your driveway and all the tags are current? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2022 Author Share Posted April 27, 2022 Workin that lane a little bit myself right now. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Workin that lane a little bit myself right now. Remember all that advice I gave you a year or two ago? All that shits out the window. My new formula is "how many days is this going to take me and how much money do I want to make?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 (edited) 21 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Remember all that advice I gave you a year or two ago? All that shits out the window. My new formula is "how many days is this going to take me and how much money do I want to make?" if I wasn’t poor right now I’d pay you to redo my bathroom. Edited April 27, 2022 by Dark_Knight Wrong room 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 This is the second rat I caught this week. I’m worried there’s a rat nest in my basement. Assuming it’s been there since I bought the house bc I never leave food out and I’m a clean guy. This dude is huge. Pic is after I drowned his faggot ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 @Dark_Knightjust start charging potential clients what ever. I don't think there are rules to this shit anymore. I had rats in my spot in Indiana. I woke up to one crawling across my chest in the middle of the night. It just comes with old basement life I think. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 @mr.yuck fuck that man - I would burn the motherfucker down at that point… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 (edited) On 4/24/2022 at 5:33 PM, mr.yuck said: Lol. The struggle is real. Bath tubs weren't designed for big dudes. If I sit with my legs straight out, I'm sitting straight up and down, whole upper body prairie doggin out the water. You'll see. Wait til @fat ralphyposts his picture. This shit was ridiculous- couldn’t even get my knees in the motherfucking water. Hopped out and took a shower - partially flooded the floor. Took 15 pics to get one without the complimentary glizzy……ya dig. /bangbangshowergang Edited April 27, 2022 by fat ralphy 1 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 LOLz. Thats perfect. @fat ralphyliving in that crib was like playing hood Oregon trail. Super surprised that no one died of hood dysentery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 Dang…back in the day y’all would be getting clowned hard with photochops. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 Good thing those nerds are on Facebook now instead 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 51 minutes ago, LUGR said: Dang…back in the day y’all would be getting clowned hard with photochops. We need this back - please let someone like @T4M* come through and work his magic. Shop in the Dodger Dog - or the arbys roast beef sando between my pale ass legs 1 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 1 hour ago, LUGR said: Dang…back in the day y’all would be getting clowned hard with photochops. Animated ibtease gifs 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 I like how @fat ralphycan play footies with the Hot & Cold knobs. Much better than having to lean forward to regulate the rub-a-dub-dub temps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 1 hour ago, MOOGLE? said: Animated ibtease gifs Lol. I made so many of those. Like 5 years ago I remembered my photo bucket password and found all of it. Knight bats shit. Tease gifs. I was so happy. Then Photobucket nuked itself shortly after. I was so sad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2022 Author Share Posted April 27, 2022 I fuckin wish I could get into my old photo bucket account. And yeah @mr.yuck I leaned pretty heavily into kinda sorta wingin it with estimates. Basically just time and whatever number I think it’s worth lolol. Been really fortunate enough to see it working for closing in on 3 years !!! Shit is crazy. I have a little bit of a system with the kitchen cabinets thing but I definitely fluctuates. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 #12ozbathubgang 3 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 Your weiner is floating away. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 35 minutes ago, T4M* said: All your weiners are floating away. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 The thought of people cleaning their bathtubs 🤣 I'm in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 1 hour ago, LUGR said: You gon do that shit, do that shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 6 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: You gon do that shit, do that shit it doesn’t count if you keep your clothes on 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 look at this fleshlight impostering as a glizzy 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 8 hours ago, LUGR said: it doesn’t count if you keep your clothes on Diffrent rules for diffrent fools 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 (edited) Edited April 28, 2022 by T4M* 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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