where Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, SMdoubleXL said: I just wanna see you try one on. but this is thee most expensive thing I have seen on Wish Yea but that’s a sex change machine so that’s a hella good deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Qawee said: Simpson’s did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Boring....... Tell me what this thing is for and you get a 🏆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 25, 2020 Author Share Posted March 25, 2020 My first thought was an LED lamp to cure nails But it’s raised too high. So maybe an LED lamp for the face? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Ok @T4M*, what's her prize? We want to know. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 25, 2020 Author Share Posted March 25, 2020 Yeah @T4M*how you gonna call that sex machine boring and all you ante up is a facial light? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 man this was quite the rabbithole 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Well this thing gives you a facial while getting a seizure, and your body lol. Fap fap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 "My wiener is going to be so tan." 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 25, 2020 Author Share Posted March 25, 2020 For $23 would I be getting my money’s worth? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 I’m no longer getting targeted in FB, I just liked their page so I’d trigger a retargeting campaign. I did it for the lulz. I did it for the oontz. I did it because I need a $2 vibrating butt plug that plays happy birthday and takes my pulse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 2 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: For $23 would I be getting my money’s worth? $23 for a pussy bone tightener? Id say thats a bargain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 Hahahah @mr.yuck I thought it was a version of a vibrating butt plug that sang happy birthday and takes @Drue_Downpulse wonder if they have a BOGO deal ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 @SMdoubleXL holy shit. It's a butt plug/thigh master. It looks like when you squeeze the pink bellows with your thighs it plays music like a kazoo. At least thats how mine works. 😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) Mine doesn’t make any noise, jealous Edited March 26, 2020 by where 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Thats why they made the new 20s cuz you got on the old ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 They clean tho 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 I can guess what these are for- I just wonder how I can hide them under my clothes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Ive never seen them with that extra cage. Thats a whole extra level of fun. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 They’re for wrenching nips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 20 hours ago, pissdrunkwhat?! said: Damn, been looking for earth worms. Link? 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 @misteravenI tried finding em but it was just an ad on IG. I dont get em often and I've never used wish. They just pop up because of this thread I'm sure. My federal handler must know so much about cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 Is this a magic clothes folder or something? What am I missing here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Ok I like the easy access black suit. I can understand the urine funnel, but if that sends all the wrong signals. I mean the last thing i wanna see, is a women standing at a urinal. I mean golden showers are one thing, if that's your thing, but for general relief, that's just weird. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 Ever know a girl who can stand at a urinal and use it correctly without that funnel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 @SMdoubleXL That's not a girl. But I have to ask, if it is possible, I am trying to picture that. Do the ladies have to do the whole thumb/index thing like a loud stadium whistle? Is that how its done? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 @ndvI’ll show ya if it’s possible only if you show me that thumb/index thing 👌🏼 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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