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Vietze told him he had consumed five or six beers and two rum and cola cocktails before boarding the flight. He said he passed out in his seat and awoke to find himself being yelled at by the father of a 12-year-old girl.

 

The girl's father told the detective that when he returned from a trip to the bathroom at 2:30 a.m., he found Vietze urinating on his daughter.

 

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/08/12/national/a075111D09.DTL#ixzz1UpgH3XFj

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haha LUGR i just got done reading that.

 

reminded me of the time we were teenagers, drunk and passed out at a friend's house..

friend's mom awoke to find one of the guys in the corner of her bedroom

 

'sean? what are you doing?" she asked

 

"oh it's ok ms. hines, i'm just using the bathroom"

 

he was pissing on her clean laundry

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haha LUGR i just got done reading that.

 

reminded me of the time we were teenagers, drunk and passed out at a friend's house..

friend's mom awoke to find one of the guys in the corner of her bedroom

 

'sean? what are you doing?" she asked

 

"oh it's ok ms. hines, i'm just using the bathroom"

 

he was pissing on her clean laundry

 

 

 

After a particularly drunken night out I was woken up by my ex stumbling around the bedroom. It took me a minute to focus my eyes and put together the odd sound with what the shape of the shadows on the bedroom wall were doing...he was pissing in my wardrobe...all over my VERY expensive shoe collection.

I also have a friend who used to get drunk and piss in airing cupboards. It was uncanny how no matter where we were he could always find an airing cupboard.

 

/standinguptopeepeople

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one night last summer i shared a hotel room with a friend and his girl(they had the bed & i was in my sleeping bag on the floor) anyways we had partied pretty hard that day/night and i woke up to my homie pissing on the ac unit in the room. so his girl and i are screaming at him like wtf! thats not the bathroom so he side steps and continues to pee on the curtains which then created a waterslide of urine into my tote bag. then he turned to his girl and said,"________, ssssssssshhhh! stop yelling we're at a hotel and its late.." he then tried to take a sip of water from the cup we were ashing into but home girl stopped him. he didnt remember doing any of this the next day..

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This thread is now about drunk urination.

 

I don't think I've ever woken up and pissed in a cupboard but I have been semi-conscious and vomited on myself while sleeping on a couch, then gone back to sleep. That fucking sucks.

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pretty sure i pissed on one of my homies faces while he was passed out and i was blacked out. i woke up soaked in my own piss on the couch he was originally on, he was in the shower. still claims he woke up and got outta my line of fire before i hosed him when i bumped into him. im not buyin it.

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My wife woke up to me pissing in the hallway once, I had a 50/50 chance of picking the right door and I failed

/ensuite

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The P-Mate is basically like a cardboard shoe with the toe cut off. You place the entrance of the 'shoe' directly under your urethra, between your legs, pee into the shoe and then make sure that the hole at the toe end is funnelling the urine out somewhere other than on your feet.

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haha LUGR i just got done reading that.

 

reminded me of the time we were teenagers, drunk and passed out at a friend's house..

friend's mom awoke to find one of the guys in the corner of her bedroom

 

'sean? what are you doing?" she asked

 

"oh it's ok ms. hines, i'm just using the bathroom"

 

he was pissing on her clean laundry

 

reminds me of the time i was at a friends house, she just moved out and had a party, at 5am we here "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" "huh...im just..pissing in the sink" "NICK WHAT THE FUCK FIRST OF ALL WHY WOULD YOU BE PISSING IN THE SINK AND SECOND OF ALL THATS NOT THE SINK THATS THE FUCKING FRIDGE AND THATS ALL OUR FOOD FOR THE WEEK"

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