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Just dump your news stories here instead of flooding the main page with different news stories.

 

 

 

Oh.... and FIRST!

 

 

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I personally would have titled the news thread:

 

Extra, extra, read all about it...!!!

 

But this just me.

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Just dump your news stories here instead of flooding the main page with different news stories.

 

 

 

Oh.... and FIRST!

 

 

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i wonder how she put all that makeup on her face without hands?

 

Homer's make-up shotgun. She had it set to 'whore'

 

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COSTA MESA (KTLA) -- Medical examiners have identified a mummified corpse that was left in the passenger seat of a woman's car for 10 months.Detective Sgt. Paul Beckman said Friday that the Orange County coroner's office identified the desiccated body after hydrating the tips of the fingers to get usable fingerprints.

 

The woman, Signe Margit, 59 of Laguna Hills, had not been seen since December.

 

Its believed the woman was homeless.

 

Officers made the gruesome discovery on Monday while responding to a report of an illegally parked car.

 

The car was blocking a driveway in the 2000 block of Tustin Avenue in Costa Mesa.

 

Officers could smell a foul odor coming from the car, and after seeing a leg underneath a pile of clothing, broke a window to get access inside.

 

Inside the car, officers also found a box of baking soda that the driver used to try to dissipate the smell.

 

Police say the driver befriended the homeless woman and let her sleep in her car, but when she died overnight the woman was too afraid to go to police.

 

So police say she tried to cover the remains with pieces of clothing and continued to drive the car.

An autopsy has revealed no obvious signs of foul play.

 

Officials believe the woman had been dead for as long as 10 months, Everett said.

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Serial ass Slasher

 

Police in Virginia are on the hunt for a suspected serial butt slasher after a spate of brazen attacks on young women in stores filled with other shoppers.

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/07/26/2011-07-26_serial_butt_slasher_attacking_women_shoppers_in_virginia_stores_cops.html

 

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butt slashher, butt slasher, get your butt slasher here!

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