Cool_Hand Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zM2D2dEkuU&feature=related frankswag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law ^ THAT GOD IS BASED OUT TO THE MAX, COOKIN STRAIGHT SWAG GOD. BASED, BASED SWAG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law My girl has fully endorsed this thread and even started to remind me of Frank times. I have mixed feelings about this. While the drama from her finding the thread and freaking out would have made for great entertainment, her endorsement makes her a catch. And that last story had me rolling. Props when I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I would just take off my shirt and start eating hot dogs. No homo. i have a better idea. you are introduced to frank as frates very own retarded cousin! you can befriend frank and gain access to the inner workings of his brain, think of the weird shit he could be doing that no one knows about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law stop the cat abuse at once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law K. I'm down. I just ordered a new dining room table from the states. It's being loaded on a truck from Toronto. Here's what I propose. Frank and Frate jump on the truck and come down for diner. We film the whole thing. I'll make Hot Dogs. No shirts. Bring your girl too. No shirts. Does that kid like cheese whiz? I'll buy balloons for your retard. See you soon. frate cheese wiz frank hotdogs no shirt no homo no shirt your girl DO IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law No shirts. Bring your girl too. No shirts. this god is based. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Feed frank lsd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law fuck that noise frank, feed me acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I mean aside from the obvious that it's cruel, incredibly dangerous and all together a bad idea I would wonder what someone such as Frank would experience. Would it ruin him entirely? Would it "fix" him? Would he stop hurting the cat after it tells him the symptom of the universe? THESE ARE QUESTIONS WE NEED ANSWERED!!!eleveN!!11! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 10, 2011 Author Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frank and I could not travel any distance together, I drove him to a wedding ONCE, all he did was tell me stories about the Metro Theatre http://cinematreasures.org/theater/896/...while sweating, when he got out leather had a body mark......real gross son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law sounds like you need some of these http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=sponge%20seat&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=579 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law and just from what i know about people doing acid when they're not ready, his mind would probably be shot, he'd have to be tied down and forced to take a benzo or anti psychotic, maybe he'd have to get knocked out and tied to a bed. i would not advise bruh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law seeing as how the cat abuse only lasted 2 pages maybe you should think about what kind of shirt we should all chip in and get frank for his birthday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law and just from what i know about people doing acid when they're not ready, his mind would probably be shot, he'd have to be tied down and forced to take a benzo or anti psychotic, maybe he'd have to get knocked out and tied to a bed. i would not advise bruh. ive only known 1 dude who had a 'bad trip' and actually did some crazy shit. kid dropped a bunch of L(10-15 hits), went missing for 3 days.. then bunch of friends heard he was arrested in another state.. ended up he pulled up to some kids at a bus stop and pointed a knife at them? "Police say he was high on drugs when they located him. When officers asked him if he was the one who scared the kids he said " Yeah man. Blues eyes with tea on top yo!" story: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/local/man-allegedly-threatens-students-at-bus-stop ^^ video is fucking hilarious Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaw5Jhgaq1Q&feature=player_embedded raw footy of him being arrested, cant really hear anything hes saying.. My vote. give frank the acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leland Palmer Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law "@JellyMel hey shu the F up i go to that school and that happened when i was eleven that nearly scared me >:(" damn son, I feel bad for you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law ive only known 1 dude who had a 'bad trip' and actually did some crazy shit. kid dropped a bunch of L(10-15 hits), went missing for 3 days.. then bunch of friends heard he was arrested in another state.. ended up he pulled up to some kids at a bus stop and pointed a knife at them? "Police say he was high on drugs when they located him. When officers asked him if he was the one who scared the kids he said " Yeah man. Blues eyes with tea on top yo!" story: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/local/man-allegedly-threatens-students-at-bus-stop ^^ video is fucking hilarious Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaw5Jhgaq1Q&feature=player_embedded raw footy of him being arrested, cant really hear anything hes saying.. My vote. give frank the acid. Judge: Did you hear me? High Friend: *Taps twice on the glass. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Upon further thought... We should get frank an oontz shirt. Because this is the type of fine gentleman we need representing this establishment. On another note, what does Frank listen to for music? Rush? Kiss? Showtunes? Does he enjoy television programs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I dont know if this has been asked yet... does Franks "mommy" still buy his clothes? and dress him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law i was going to guess kidz bop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law From what I gather he listens to the Backstreet Boys. ..and this thread is probably his 15 minutes of fame so I think an oontz shirt would be actually quite fitting. Most shirts would be quite fitting...he's fat as hell. Frate, Let's take Frank to the ROM. Does he like dinosaurs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law My girl has fully endorsed this thread and even started to remind me of Frank times. So my future parents are fucking awesome and super immigrant. They are the typical european mom and dad.They are very active and front like they are 30 when they really are pushing 60. The are still enjoying one another's company, by this I mean they still bang out all the time, If we show up to the house and their door is A.CLOSED AND B.LOCKED, We dip and make all sorts of jokes.....Is it gross, you bet your ass it is......does it give me hope that I'll be getting banged out well in my 60's,FUCKING RIGHT IT DOES! So we roll in unannounced and lady friend notices the doors closed, she ever so quietly tries the knob, turns to me in a panic and is like "oh god tony and ana are banging again"....the jokes start and shes pissed. We go to the basement to look for her dads old nikes, dudes got a mean shoe game. Frankie boy thunders down the stairs like a retarded elephant calling out "MOMMY?......DADDY?"....oh fyi he calls them mommy and daddy still at 33, and this aint no Hamptons jargon boys, pure tard talk. He goes to walk into their room but the doors locked and he smashes into it, were already dying laughing! He starts knocking and screaming "mommy,daddy....whys the door locked,,,,what are you doing" Were fully dying now, full on tears, rolling around. He then comes down stairs to inform us that "Mommy and Daddy are in their room with the door locked I don't know what they are doing" but picture retarded portuguese accent. The mom rolls down in a robe and her looking like a sex knot, flushed in the face...no eye contact with us....Frank starts in on her "whats going on...whys the door locked" I lost it I couldn't help it,my girl smirked at me and i LAUGHED. Frank runs upstairs and "daddy" is in the kitchen, in half english and portuguese he's like "eh man, whats a matta fo you waking me up guy?" it was 730 on a week night. We were dying....her mom made no eye contact for like a month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 11, 2011 Author Share Posted February 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frank hates social situations that he has not altered into some weird fucking thing about him bailing to go home...........The ROM isn't ignant portuguese shit SOOOO we could take him to a bull fight or some stupid immigrant shit he'd be down. YO I COULD GET FLICKS OF FRANK IN A ONNTZ SHIT....HOOK IT UP RAVEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I cant wait until he reads this thread...it's almost worth it to film the reaction, if any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frank hates social situations that he has not altered into some weird fucking thing about him bailing to go home...........The ROM isn't ignant portuguese shit SOOOO we could take him to a bull fight or some stupid immigrant shit he'd be down. YO I COULD GET FLICKS OF FRANK IN A ONNTZ SHIT....HOOK IT UP RAVEN! What about the taste of Danforth? he would probably love that shit. We can put him in front of the greek dancers. He would probably maul one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Take frank to wonderland and put him on behemoth or top gun, I'd like to see the roller coaster photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law frank don't know how to dougie, but he know how to diddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 12, 2011 Author Share Posted February 12, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frank is not into anything that is not portuguese, he's a brain washed son of immigrants. Rides are you fucking kidding me? Frank asked to go see Lord of the Rings with some of his younger cousins and his normal brothers...they took him, when that Golem thing jumped off he got so afraid he ran the fuck out and took the subway home. I was at the house mashing out some left overs when dude came home and told me "i'll sleep nothing tonight cause of that ting" he was like 28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Take him on all the kids rides and get photos of his reaction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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