Toiletseat Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 I took a dump in front of an entire band and about 30 people at a party/show while people chanted "BOL CAN'T SHIT!" immature child oner you sir get the second medal of honor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 ^^^ running over boxes of train detetonators in a steam roller, good times I've been getting arrested yearly for about the past four of five years... normally around the the "silly" season. But I've just stepped up my game and just got a ticket off ther AFP for "failure to comply" GTFO 90% of the cases at court consist of "terrible adults" who basically were drunk. Hurry up and legalise the w33ds so I can just be a stupid stoner not getting arrested. Where'd you get train detonators from dude? You got a source for em or did you just luck upon some on a mission? Me and my friends found one of those lil train sled things that goes on the tracks one night on a mission. Dirty and greasy but we took it home and found some traintracks on a slight downhill angle and rode em. So much fukn fun, wish we kept it. Also where'd you get a steam roller from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 thats not terrible.....thats fucking brilliant! i figured it would be a terrible adult thing to do because thats when they're the most vulnerable, buying divorce papers, filling em out, thinking of how they failed in the game of life or the bedroom.... anyways i plan on snaggin me a hot broad at least 10 years older than i am. kids optional. i'm gonna corrupt the fuck out of her. and her optional kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 your penis has the mind of a billionare business mogul... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 17, 2011 Author Share Posted November 17, 2011 A few years ago I stole an airhorn from walmart, we drove around in boys car blasting it at people........I dropped the hammer on this dink in a mini van.He freaks out and starts chasing us,were laughing our asses off and driving a 5 series....he had no chance at getting close to us. BUT We decided to let him He starts yelling at me BUT Any time he would start to yell I'd blast the horn in his face, he freaked out!!!!!! I think I was like 24. Same summer we found out that I could turn the wind shield wiper jets on my truck to the side.....we'd hit red lights and clean my window aka spray people through an open window,cyclists etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 we used to do that but we would fill it with piss.. we also had one laundry mat where i grew up and it was open 24 hours with no one there.. there was a number to call in an emergency. We would call saying a washer was over flowing and when old dude got there we would throw shit at him from across the street. It got to the point to where one night he pulled up to where we were skating and fired a single got from a pistol at us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Also.. I had an apartment that over looked a busy street in crackhead neighborhood and we would drop water balloons on people. if we ran out we would fill plastic bags full of water or nacho cheese. there was also a cafe/coffee shop right across the street and the same guy came everyday at like 4am and we always greated him with water balloons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 You'd think he'd learn to go somewhere else. SOME PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Where'd you get train detonators from dude? You got a source for em or did you just luck upon some on a mission? Me and my friends found one of those lil train sled things that goes on the tracks one night on a mission. Dirty and greasy but we took it home and found some traintracks on a slight downhill angle and rode em. So much fukn fun, wish we kept it. Also where'd you get a steam roller from? Workers' sheds many many moons ago. Stream roller, hot wired from the local sports ground. Skate boarding down a hill with your pants full of explosives was not very reassuring for little Brickos :D First night I checked into Vegas, went on a 24hr bender and woke up in a hotel across from where I had booked. Matching black eyes / cuts - matching braclet marks... good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I was on the way to school on the minibus and we had to pick someone else up An entirely useless woman. First off we got her in Pontiac. Pontiac makes Detroit look nice. It was this little storefront church she waddled onto the bus. All 350 lbs of her with a crate of collards and sandwich rolls. A bunch of other food. She was friendly enough i guess. Told me they give out free food. Now i'm not against the poor. Shit.... I've been broke too. They she starts talking about how she was throwing up earlier. Next she is talking about getting dropped off at the "libary". If you cant pronounce library you have no business inside one. Then for 10 minutes shes bitching about the people at the church hoarding the hams and turkeys. Talking about how shes gonna start using her stamps instead of dealing with the church people. Then she starts to complain on her welfare check. Then shes talking about going to a different church where they are giving out free coats. Beyond that she was just annoyingly religious and clearly a professional freeloader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 cool story br0. thats like old people they just take whatever they can get for free, even if they dont need it. like on flights. ive never seen one turn down a drink and the snack, yet ive never see drink more than a 1/3 of the drink and not even open the snacks smoking that tumbleweed right nao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 This week: Let a huge roll of thick paper probably 500ft fly down college hill (Brown area, as in the school, not niggers) right down the yellow line. It zig zagged smashing off curbs and made a huge mess, cars were getting all fucked up and these two biker douche bags had to come to a complete stop to figure out how they were going to ride over the shit. I stole the roll of paper from that show I took a dump at. Drove by occupy providence and my buddy threw rocks at the tents. Let my friend free hand a tattoo my thigh that looks like a black blob, about the size of a quarter. I thought being sober would prevent this kind of shit, but I've realized I'm just really immature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 My mate got royally fukd up the other night and got PURE HATE tattooed on his knuckles. I personallly think it's awesome but I'm not an employer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 manute wins this round. now i gotta go back to the ol drawing board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionMakesFame Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Night before turkey day we ran up a bar tab with food and bailed. It was a new spot that has had a slow start getting customers. After two more bars I am drunk driving home with my wife and a friend. Right in front of my home a car drives up on my bumper flashing their brights and honking. Its a one lane road with a 25 mph limit, I pull over to see what the deal is and its two dudes wanting to fight. I have no idea why... They get out and so do we, end result was them bleeding from their face parts and my wife asking herself why she married me. I have thought about going back to the bar and paying for our tab but as far as dudes, no worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I was with someone the other day and we saw an annoyed cop slow driving back on a flat tire. We both looked at each other and laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Bailing on the tab at a spot that just opened is super scummy. I guess that's the point though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 My mate got royally fukd up the other night and got PURE HATE tattooed on his knuckles. I personallly think it's awesome but I'm not an employer better get it covered if he's not down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgD9jvODQpE&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 I just moved to a new city,still local but whatever...real nice house...to nice for my wife and i! I'm at home today kicking it in,sporting a white shirt with an upside down cross and some basket ball shorts,i'm very heavily tattooed just noting on my forearms due to work.My door bell rings and I answer it on my cell with some rep from the gas company. IT'S A BUNCH OF OLD LADIES FROM THE LOCAL FUCKING CHURCH WITH COOKIES........THEY ARE THE WELCOME WAGON! I had them in for tea, they were fucking floored at how nice my house and how nice of young man I am. they leave I turn to grab my laptop from the coffee table. OPEN THE WHOLE TIME WITH A POP AD FOR PORN!!!!! I dont think I'm welcome in this hood. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Haha, gold Frate. When I was living with my folks once the fuckwit transits came round with a search warrant and arrested me. During the search they uncovered a fair stash of porn and were making sure my parents saw it, trying to embarrass me. I stole it all of my Dad-haha, fags, and I beat the case :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I had them in for tea, they were fucking floored at how nice my house and how nice of young man I am. ya should have made a special blend for the welcome committee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 I had them in for tea, they were fucking floored at how nice my house and how nice of young man I am. WHAT A BITCH, LOLOLOL........... ...EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN'T HAVE TEA WITHOUT CRUMPETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 While Christmas shopping this season I would place all stuffed animals in positions that resembled sexual situations............I'm almost 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Wait you're not 40? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 i got to flirt with this lawyers assistant for a while at my work today and would catch her checkin me out an we exchanged the i know you now i know your checkin me out looks and then dude tipped me 12 bucks. i also kinda gave up on trying to flirt with the ladies getting divorce papers and now i flirt with any hot lady getting anything from my work. it doesn't matter what there situation is as long as they're pickin up what i'm puttin down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 smoking pot in the bathroom at the holiday get together no, not exactly sketchy but wasn't something i thought i'd be doing in my thirties. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 If you had to cram into the bathroom to do it, sounds sketchy enough to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Puffing herb in every nook and cutty spot at the magic kingdom. Wifey and kids looking for me, me, popping up out of nowhere like: I was right here, ya didn't see me? ^ right after I clip the blunt on the grand prix; my moms and nephew on the cart in front 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I_R I did that same thing at was closed Hershey Park lol, The water log ride was closed down and me n my homies just blazed mad els there. good times. disney is way cooler tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 a few years ago I worked at a restaurant, and slow days i talked to people outside. this sketchy middle aged drunk dude that used to work there i would talk with. One night while drinking with him, he said he would go get cigarettes for us. I thought he was going to buy a pack from the store. He came back with like 8 butts he found on the ground. I smoked them anyway like a p.o.s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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