pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 SO WHAT YOURE SAYIN IS YOU LIKE BALLS AND WEINERS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 only at fair prices Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 7, 2011 Author Share Posted February 7, 2011 or when they line a dirty sweeds pockets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pay2learn138 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mdot Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 There was a squirrel that looked kinda like that at my old place of work. Jet black, but it had red eyes, and about 4 hairs on it's tail. We called it necrosquirrel and fed it peanuts. It was both terrifying and beautiful at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 or when they line a dirty sweeds pockets? that old cocksucker is beyond cheap; fuck that guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrybrudos.. Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cool_Hand Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 These 3 east Indian kids were driving a truck out in mountains, and somehow with some fucking retarded move, drove it off the road and down a steep ditch and could not get it out. I come walking up a path from my campsite just shit faced, shotgun in hand and I see these dip-fuck kids walking away back to their campsite. I figure this is of good a time as any to teach these 3 kids that racing a truck on the back-roads is not only fucking retarded, but comes with consequences. I am with a few of my buddies and of course the idea springs to mind to shoot a slug through the car. All the guys puss out but of course being loaded I figure someone has to do it. I lined up a shot through the door and right through the dash but the long way for maximum damage. Then we go on our merry way looking for bear's and other fuckery to have fun with. We come back down the mountain and there are three dip fuck kids with 6 cops trying to explain that they ran the car off the road and now somehow within an hour there are slug holes and huge rocks thrown at it. The cops eye fucked us for a while but we just wandered on by laughing our asses off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Buds and I were working on a development outside of Horseshoe Bay which if you know vancouver at all is on the highway up to whistler. It used to be a gnarly fucking highway, in fact it was refered to as the "killer highway" due to the amount of crash's. My bud's (who is a 12oz user as well) managed to get in a head-on in his audi at 150km/hour and walked away. This road wind's along the mountains and is perched at times high above the ocean, it is literaly ocean, mountains, no beaches, just straight up. The development we were building was made up of about 200 house's perched on stilt's, literally. The road going up the hill was at a very steep gradient, like 6 percent. Imagine a ski-hill and you have the main road that goes up the hill serving as a driveway/roadway for these 200 houses. Brosef and myself are working in a unit at roughly the top of the road, these are million plus dollar places owned by pimp's yuppies and faggots and the general nose in the air fuckers. Anyway at the time I am driving a shit fucked ford ranger, named "The Commencer", this thing is a battle truck and I have lot's of stories about the shit I pulled in that truck. So the Commencer is parked in the driveway of this soon to be finished pimp palace and in the back bed of the truck is some random garbage and my fully inflated spare tire on a rim. My buddy see's an opportunity to scare some chick I got hired who is just a few feet downhill by rolling this tire to her. He pick's it up and roll's it down the hill to her. Well some of you have done the same shit so I have read, so you understand the kinetics momentum and gravity. The chick see's the tire coming from the get go and like a stupid bitch just kicks at it, it ain't fucking stopping! Another fella who is working just down from chikita tried to kick the tire over as well and almost breaks his foot. Meanwhile this tire is doing about 60 MPH at this point and is heading straight downhill like a lightning bolt. The tire proceeds to hit a curb and bounce about 20 feet in the air and lands, the fucker keeps going, it smashes into a 5 series beamer, shit fucks the SUV wobbles and keeps going. It somehow rolls into a garage which is off the the side completely smashes around the garage like a pinball and then rolls back out onto the street, still downhill. it get's all the way to the end of the road where there is a house, smashes into a composite concrete siding and leaves a tire size hole in this brand new million dollar house. I almost had a heart attack I laughed so hard. Those were the days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIRISfour Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 1.wasn't a real adult yet but in college i drank a family sized bottle of robitussin then puked all over this girl's bathroom and didn't clean it up. i spent the rest of the night talking into a cell phone that was apparently off, sitting on my bed, rocking back and forth. fun. 2. ran down the street using the tops of parked cars as my pavement, set off a couple alarms, got threatened by some guy who came out of his house in his underwear and who was apparently a judge 3. lit the halloween decorations on a girls dormroom door on fire. evacuation! big trouble time. 4. every time i smoked dust i woke up with bruises all over my body and i never remember how it happened. Yeah guafenesin in robo tends to do that. Do gels, just dxm. I guess for me: graffiti, racking, and doing DXM and PCP on regular basis. Don't really have many specifics. I guess I go out and do them all together sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Not too terrible but the other night me and some mates were fukn blotto leaving the pub, walking home on the tracks and streets etc, bombing, usual shit. Now I don't usually bomb dudes houses but this massive brand new installed painted garage was just too tempting. We spent like 5 minutes doing this terrible, all out of proportion portrait of a chick getting reamed and cocks with jizz flying out of em everywhere and this real fukd up stick figure gay sex scene and shit. One of those 'u had to be there to fully get it' deals. Sounds like cool story bro, was fukn hilarious at the time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I havent paid my cell phone bill this month oooh nooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 They were developing a bike path along me and my friends favorite place to hang out, a creek that ran through the neighborhood. It was basically a wildlife refuge that only kids and bums went down into. We got drunk and started up all the tractors, then drove the bobcat into the creek and drove down it untill it got stuck. We then proceeded to break out all the windows on the tractors, shit on the seats and do rap letters all over them. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 that sounds like something kids do while on the track to becoming a terrible adult but i applaud your efforts anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 It was. I got to reading some of these stories and forgot the thread topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I went to a ball field and left a big steamer on home plate. Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 im in my mid twenties now, but still yell shit like poopsex, and anal answer the phone with whats up anus draw swastika's on drunk people coats, piss over other people, shit at the bar im a good catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 you have to come to the next 12oz meet up Mr.seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 reading the shit on here most of you are the same immature dildo's as i am, where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted June 15, 2011 Author Share Posted June 15, 2011 Hello My name is Frate Raper and I am a terrible adult. On the weekend I went to my fav lay up.Had make a brown baby before I started painting...went to local coffee shop and ran in, mens washroom was locked and I HAD TO GO. I went into the chicks shitter to make a mess of all that is holly and safe about public shitters. As I'm doing my do I can hear some broads outside waiting in line but talking shit....I guess girls like to be rude to each other when there is a line up? SOOOOOOOOOO the can is killed and smells worse then Kristy Alleys belly button and I swing open the door to the two fucking cunts waiting, the look of horror on there faces was amazing.......so I said "enjoy that" and skipped away feeling 10 p's lighter:) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of The Devil Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 ahahahahaha..... personally I like to wait till someones walking their dog near my lawn, shit into my hands, put it next to the dog, and tell the owner "If you don't clean that up I'm calling the cops" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 shit into my hands, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 lol wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Hello My name is Frate Raper and I am a terrible adult. On the weekend I went to my fav lay up.Had make a brown baby before I started painting...went to local coffee shop and ran in, mens washroom was locked and I HAD TO GO. I went into the chicks shitter to make a mess of all that is holly and safe about public shitters. As I'm doing my do I can hear some broads outside waiting in line but talking shit....I guess girls like to be rude to each other when there is a line up? SOOOOOOOOOO the can is killed and smells worse then Kristy Alleys belly button and I swing open the door to the two fucking cunts waiting, the look of horror on there faces was amazing.......so I said "enjoy that" and skipped away feeling 10 p's lighter:) that is not terrible, that is AWESOME!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 this bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Sometimes I whistle Hotel California to intentionally get it stuck in someone else's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 You unbelievable son of a bitch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Master Asshole joking everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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