slept_on Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 also i came upon a purple dildo tied to a rope hanging over a bridge at a local yard spot. perhaps utah left it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 woods by my elementary school. during recess we would hop the fence and go play in the woods. found porno mags, empty bottles, once we found a hatchet and buck knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Salamanca Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 The morning wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 fist bump mature kink 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 abandoned building porn dude set up dvd cases on a shelf to jerk it to. classy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Even bears gotta look at something when they be droppin a deuce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 if i only had photoshop skills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 i cant remember where i found some porn at but i did. what i do remember clearly is finding sonic the hedgehog for the sega and an oldsschool gameboy at the local traintracks. they both worked and still have to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Not porn, but there was an old abandoned house that my younger brother and his friends broke into and found this really, really fucking weird VHS movie that had shitloads of comedic graphic violence with casts of all creepy looking puppets and people in masks and shit. What bugged me out most was that out of all places in the world, the movie was made in another part of my state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDUMBHOE. Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 abandoned building porn dude set up dvd cases on a shelf to jerk it to. classy This looks like some sort of booby trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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geezpot Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I've found porn in the woods, stashed porn in the woods, and used porn in the woods. One creepy story comes to mind of a stash I found when I was 10ish. About 2 blocks away from my house there was an old abandoned house, all the kids thought it was haunted and it totally looked creepy from the outside. Well one day a bunch of us kids were staring at the house and we double dawg dared to go inside, so 4 of us went inside to investigate. What we found was a huge porn collection-blowup dolls, dildos, magazines, pocket pussies, strange latex things, etc. At the time I didn't know what porn was so my friends and me grabbed all the "cool stuff" we found and opted to bring it back to show my parents all this free shit. It wasn't until I wrote this post that I realized how strange it would've been to see a pack of 10 year olds dragging blow-up dolls down the street. Anyways, my parents weren't to keen on our new found treasures and my folks were disgusted that we grabbed all these sticky sex toys and decided to bring them back. I was never allowed to hang around the haunted porn house again and within a year it had been demolished. My parents didn't really explain what the stash was, I realized years later when I discovered masturbation what all those things were. I never knew who owned that mother load but often I would see some old chubby bald guy hanging around the house. If he is reading this, I'm sorry for taking your stash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 i can attest to this phenomena. have definitely found porn in the woods. and it was definitely taken there by other neighborhood kids, from their dad or brother's stash and left for whoever to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecarwreck Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I always document that shit... out in the woods, trackside, abandoned buildings. Ah, youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 i've found it at two of my local yards a couple times. there was a bum camp near one of them so that explains that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjKeNNyKiLoz Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 haha awesome thread, I have also found some laying in a yard. Every bum has porn blowing in the wind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I also found a shit ton of vintage playboys at this abandoned hotel spot in a dumpter. They were awesome but too wet and nasty (no pun) to take home. I also found a gay mag in the woods and put it in one of those blue newspaper bags and put it on this fat kids doorstep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 The forest preserves around Chicago were full of it. I think all my mags as a kid were found either in the woods or in alleys. Perhaps it is some sort of "pay it forward" deal, adults giving back to shorties. But as mentioned, teh interwebz fucked it all up. I'll have to get my son his own computer, the fuck if he's touching my keyboard. - on another note - those forest preserves in Chicagoland are maaaad homo. My dad & sister saw two guys fucking in broad daylight, there are always weirdos sitting in their cars all day... plus the bathrooms there are trafficked by down-low type professional business men who get a blow and go on their way home to their wives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Ive found porn in the local yard near where bums usually sleep. Shit is mad nasty. I saw one with shit stains once. It made me gag, fuckin disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 my parents moved out to the country near a forest preserve and there was a sting operation to catch the fags fucking in the woods. they caught like 10 dudes and one of them was a minister. i rear-ended a guy (nh) that was going to the same forest preserve a few years earlier and he talked like a fag. i probably ruined his day. dude was all hype to go get his dick poopy and ended up having to go to the hospital instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 this thread brings back memories. i had no idea this was such a phenomenon. wierd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 hey thats eric from that 70's show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 ^^ i saw two chavy cunts fucking in the back of fiat punto.in the woods .once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dosa312 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I sort of want to prop you for that Rail but the plug looks poopy so I'm not really sure if I should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 this is a sample of my living room NSFW 1 NSFW 2 NSFW 3 DONT CLICK ThIS ONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 i've got lots more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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