JUST THE TIP Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 auto loans how do they work?? i get paid fairly well and would like to upgrade my vehicle situation, BUT, i work in an industry that is notorious for paying people under the table - whats good? is uncle sam gonna come after me for tax evasion if i secure a vehicle loan with fake pay stubs?? ps: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 rhyme with the word testicle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Nice tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I just got approved for 4 stacks. I just gave them my social and told them I freelance. They will probably just check ur credit rating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 those are some serious tits! and you'll probably need someone to cosign depending on how much you need to finance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 In my old neighborhood crackheads wold lend their car out for rocks. You got any rocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Yeah, this dude that I used to live nextdoor to only served high end fiends (people who still had jobs/cars/phones), so he'd always be driving different cars that crackheads loaned him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I just farted like one of those sound bite farts. Total classical fart sound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 this old street pharmacist i knew did that, but only got as far as skate board. dude really needed to step up his hustle. not the fart, what swamp said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 my job is legit, im not a drug dealer or anything....hhmmm.... there has to be a way to do this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 would you really want to drive something with plates/registration/etc from a fiend.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 GO TO ONE OF THOSE SMALL DEALERSHIPS THAT SELL CARS TO ILLEGALS... SEE WHAT THEY CAN DO FOR YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 who gives a shit?!?!!? ?!?!!??!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 GO TO ONE OF THOSE SMALL DEALERSHIPS THAT SELL CARS TO ILLEGALS... SEE WHAT THEY CAN DO FOR YOU. thats what i was thinkin. i wish i could dress up like a paisa and pull it off....but im white as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 war paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 NICE TITS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 GO TO ONE OF THOSE SMALL DEALERSHIPS THAT SELL CARS TO ILLEGALS... SEE WHAT THEY CAN DO FOR YOU. this is your best bet. also be prepared to put down a high down payment, and a sky high interest rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 thats what i was thinkin. i wish i could dress up like a paisa and pull it off....but im white as fuck. NAW SON YOU WANT THEM TO KNOW YOU'RE WHITE. THEY FUCK OVER MEXICANS, MAYBE THEY WILL ACTUALLY HELP YOU. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 In the eyes of the lender you make jack shit (what you claim) so no matter what you make under the table, it's what is on top of the table that counts, save up and pay cash for something or put down a large payment on something a few years old. Or the lender is going to make a mint on the interest that they have no choice on charging you. A co-signer is one idea, however big boys dont use co-signers, they just handle business. If you dont want the govt sniffing around your shit then dont ever claim to make x more than the amount that is on paper. Are you a bartender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Don't buy a car until you can completely afford to buy the whole thing up front. Tough it out until then. Interest is a waste of fucking money. That's what I did... I also browsed craigslist for a couple weeks till I found an awesome deal... 2000 Nissan Maxima, fully loaded, 128k for $3800.. nothing wrong with it. In a couple years I'll be able to sell it for the same price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasp Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Just drop a big ass down payment (half, if possible) and they'll stop asking questions. Or get a 9mm "pay stub" and get the car for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 im going with grasp to get my next whip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CityonSMASH Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Canada aint the same as the states, but the credit scoring system is. And the general proceedures carlots and baks take. Car dealerships are in the buisness of selling cars, if there's an angle for you. They'll find it. They don't give a fuck about you, your job or your future. Once they run your cred score they'll tell what, if anything they can do. Iv used links to grab brand spank 60+ rides with nothing more than the first and last payment up front. I will say I have impecable credit which pretty much allows anything, but as far as in house financing goes, that's all that matters. And that being said, same goes with banks. Don't waste your time going TO a bank, but unless the carlot is what's called a "premeire dealership" or a lower end used situation its still going thru a bank, and again. All they give a shit about is your credit. So as far as pay stubs and all that shit goes, save your pen ink and the thought. It don't mean nothin, unless again, your going to the BANK yourself to grab a loan. But that's a headache and a gayism that is not necasary. Salesmen sell cars, and they do it well. Let them do it for you and so long as the terms meet your needs, you'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 thats what i was thinkin. i wish i could dress up like a paisa and pull it off....but im white as fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHNIE DIZOE Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 auto loans how do they work?? i get paid fairly well and would like to upgrade my vehicle situation, BUT, i work in an industry that is notorious for paying people under the table - whats good? is uncle sam gonna come after me for tax evasion if i secure a vehicle loan with fake pay stubs?? ps: Car loans and leases are a scam anyways. Just buy a used car with cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 thx morons. i'm at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 i was at work when i made this thread. so what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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