You Can't Win Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 why dont you get busy cooking me up some of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Ease up turbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 can we get a moderator to change that to "you're" before i scratch my eyes out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 apparently it is very difficult to come by fosters in australia.... its only piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 fosters is the bain of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 devise a 10 year plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 When I turned 20 you know what I did?... nothing. Same as every other year of your life, only you are a little older and people care a little less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_blank_ Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 this thread sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nxrto Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 this thread sucks. Channel Zero has been sucking for ages now. Always the same attention seeking whores who think they must reply to every fucking thread on here. Bitches know who i'm talking about. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 eat some of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 my 20th birthday prefunk You'll never win in JORTS! Really? Jorts? In this day and age... fucking Jorts? Didn't they get the memo from 1987 about the infinite ban? They weren't born yet, but a good parent would have relayed the message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeofcharge Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 we got no JOB! we got no FOOD! OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OF!! move to Asssspen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 1. knock the bottom out of as many females as possible... do not be afraid to approach the hottest chicks... you will regret not doing this later if you don't. 2. use condoms w/ said hot women... because they are crazy and will either try to give you a gift that keeps giving or claim that you got them preggo whether they genuinely are or not... and scare you. 3. learn to work on things RIGHT NOW that will benefit you later... like cars/computers/houses.... so you don't have to be a nooob that pays other people to do shit for you when it breaks. things NOT to do: 1. get a felony. this will make it extremely difficult to do a lot of things later in life... including, get an apartment, get a gun, get a job, etc.... 2. think you're invincible.... young males are fucking moronic retards that have no clue wtf is going on.... and the worst part is... they THINK they do. lolz. 3. fuck off smoking weed all the time w/ burn outs... seriously, get a job... forget about partying and SAVE your money.... you don't even have to know what you're saving for... just that whatever it is, you will be able to afford it when the time is right. 4. take ANYONE for granted. I had an uncle just pass away the other day unexpectedly... i was supposed to call him the day before and got side tracked and didn't. The point is, I missed my opportunity to talk to my uncle before he passed because I did not seize the moment by being proactive. Do not ever assume that someone you care about will be around tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 one of those ninjas is rockin fubu... ahahaha and no bitches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 dont listen to dirty habit. if a really hot girl wants to fuck you, its an incredible waste of an opportunity to use a condom with her. cum inside of her and enjoy it. and fuck saving money when youre 20. youve got another 50-60 years ahead of you, and you arent going to be all that attractive or energetic when you get older. so do lots of dangerous activities, blow money on stupid shit, fall asleep in a movie theater because you smoked heroin for half an hour in your shitty pickup truck in the parking lot while listening to the local rock station. get in fights. and dont win all of the fights. get your fucking ass kicked sometime. and if you HAVE to save money, save your funds so you can travel. dont save up for some faggot car or a new cell phone - save money for doing blow off your passport in amsterdam. also, fuck some 17 year old girls. because before you know it, youre 27 years old, working next door to a quinceanera shop, and you spend your days smoking cigarettes and telling yourself what a sick fuck you are because you just thought about fingerbanging a 15 year old mexican girl with huge tits. just sayin. and as far as work, learn a trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 i'm cool with this stuff now. i like drinking, painting, drinking & painting and sluts. who the fuck wants to party with me when i go to the US you already know. RI platoon. and what the fuck, you must be lame if you gotta come on an online forum, graffiti forum that is, and ask what to do when you are 20..... heres what to do. go out side and apply hand gun directly to your forehead.... or as show in this picture and pull the trigger, because you're life is gonna get more lame with every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I'll be 20 in two weeks. Did I make a thread about it? Nope. Youngins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 IM FUCKED UP ON COUGH SYRUP. COPS SUCK I RULE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 my 20th birthday prefunk SINCE YOUR TURNIN GT20 TAKE OFF ALL THOSE DATED LAME FUCKN CLOTES, DRESS LIKE A MAN AND GO PULL SOME HOES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 SWINDLE KNOWS DONT DRESS LIKE A NIGGER. SERIOUSLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Yep, buy nice clothes and don't listen to that moron that contradicted me... he sounds like an idiot that has probably not accomplished a whole lot that REALLY matters with that attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Disregard Fashion Acquire Jorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 ddont be like that. ive never met dow but he is good people,s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeG471lSDRY&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 d habs, how you livin? what you up to nowadays? i have a management position where i cake the fuck up and have fun all day long. this year ive been in 6 different countries and put my crew up in literally every major city on the west coast. dont talk like you know me, dummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Theft under $500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 dont be dissin jail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Fuck every bitch you can, white, black, asian, tall bitches, rich ass cougar women, high school sluts, school teachers, basically anything that bleeds for a week and lives that will put your wanker in her pie or corn hole. Also Keep stackin, get a job, make money, do more drugs, have more fun, break more laws, and always do what makes you happy, you can worry about the straight and narrow as you have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidfrmtexas Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 agreed to all except the one about suicide and being gay..........all others good ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Eater Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 You stop checking out girls below the age of eighteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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