Schnitzel Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 Is that Monica Lewinsky? She scrubs up alright i mean smash. dua lipa-c'mon guys the whoresome foursome smash, dubious smash, I guess a smash in the interests of fairness and dubious smash then jump in the car and never be seen in Appalachia again. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 Wifey and I talk about weird shit sometimes before crashing. One of those weird things last night was how fucked up that lady that confided with, then snitched on Monica Lewinsky is. Wild dick suck in her 20's somehow ruined her life, after that nobody could wife her. Smash tho. My wife told me Linda Tripp died of cancer recently, then I said "I hope it was painful", and we both went sound to sleep, knowing a snitch got her come uppins. True story. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Cindy Crawford isn't even questionable in my book. Absolute trash. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 All seriousness, what's the chances of an out of shape pre mature ejaculator (totally hypothetical) being able to outfuck a pro athlete like her? Probably won't put her ass to to sleep, even with a hook in, and some solid rear naked game. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 TKO dat cooch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 I'd recommend skipping the bj 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 16 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: I'd recommend skipping the bj IDK, bet that's some good throat if your brave enough, and why I carry a chainmail condom on my at all times. Word is she's cool, but keeps them earlobe holes off limits to blacks, and Italians for safety reasons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 That bitch reminds me of a girl I took home from an alternative bar that had a split tongue. I wanted to see how that jank worked on my dillz. Was not disappointed. I bet she likes to smoke philly blunts and drink craft 40s. Smash! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Weirdest thing is, biggest problem I'd probably have with all that fake shit she's got going on is the color contacts. I remember wanting to hook up with this really fly/thick Japanese girl, even got a NYE date with her. She showed up with color contacts in, and I legit couldn't kiss her. Those contacts broke the mood instantly every time I looked into them. Shit's weird but I guess it's a huge turn off for me. IDK who was madder at me because of it that night Natsuki, or my own dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 On 9/11/2021 at 11:13 PM, nicklesndimes said: padlock her ears to the bedhead for safety probably going to turn into pennywise mid fuck. nope 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Lolz. Call me old fashioned, a bit of a traditionalist, but I prefer my women have both tits and a vagina. There's already enough trash in the world's oceans, have to add one more bag of hot trash hurr. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: Lolz. Call me old fashioned, a bit of a traditionalist, but I prefer my women have both tits and a vagina. There's already enough trash in the world's oceans, have to add one more bag of hot trash hurr. 😆 it stuck out like a sore thumb, i couldn't resist sharing with the smash or trash community. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, ndv said: 😆 it stuck out like a sore thumb 👍 that's no thumb 🍆 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 she fills out budgie smugglers better than i would. Trash 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 The middle one is an obvious trash. With that being said trash the other 2 as well, birds of the feather flock together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Get her some bigger sunglasses preferably but would smash. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 I've definitely done worse smash. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, metronome said: Get her some bigger sunglasses preferably but would smash. lol. For what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Smash. I have seen better looking women look much worse after a long day of booze, sun and salt. Like they are melting. Her body is dope and bet she cleans up fine. Who knows…she may have very attractive eyes and you would miss out behind those bigger sunglasses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Those teeth are browning in the middle, so I'm guessing that breath probably smells like an ash tray. No doubt she doesn't take very good care of herself, for sure that pussy smells like an old urinal that doesn't work anymore, but people keep pissing in it anyway. A strong 2, possibly a 3 if she's not as annoying as she looks. Smash. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Also propers for posting something that questionable, we're back on track now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 39 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: lol. For what? To cover more of her face blood. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 For the record I wouldn’t hit that with a bat. That’s the kinda broad that steals patio furniture and flips it when she outta pills. Scust. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Take the sunglasses off and smashola with unbroken unwavering eye contact. You’re gonna want to remember this one. 1 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 57 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: lol. For what? To see less of her face! Actually scratch that, put her in a covid mask. It's the bottom half that isn't doing it for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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