bed framed Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I saw those pics on FB posted by some fat girl to show "how she learned to love her curves." Bitch those aren't curves they're mountains 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Stupid face stupid tattoos Skin like alabaster wouldn't rule out a smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I saw those pics on FB posted by some fat girl to show "how she learned to love her curves." Bitch those aren't curves they're mountains Bitch even got Miss Piggie tatted on her cause she know's she's fat LMAO!!! One thing that cracks me up about this thread is that motherfuckers will yell "trash" at broads that are half decent because they're "too skinny", then turn around and yell "smash" at fat bitches. No, that's not a "fat ass and big titties", that's just fat. Call me old fashioned, but I'll take a skinny bitch with a mediocre face any day over a fat bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuda Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Imagine what her box and ass smells like. Shit, imagine what any crease on her fucking potato sack-body smells like. Old behind-the-ear-juice and feces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fist 666 Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Call me old fashioned, but I'll take a skinny bitch with a mediocre face any day over a fat bitch. This is truth. Plus if the "cute faced" (urban legend) fat chicks showed up without make up they could pass for some sort of land manatee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I think there are plenty of cute faced fat chicks. I know every person has their standards and preferences but I would never just stick to one type of woman. I prefer thick, curvaceous women, but if a skinny hoe I find attractive wants to fuck then I'm down. Doesn't matter the race, if she's fine I'm down. I would cut my weight limit off at maybe 230....250 depending how drunk I am. Anything below that is fair game. This woman is a good example. I would guess her weight is about 230. DAO said she was fat but I think she's good to go! What are your guys' limits/standards? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 sober: not fat, has vagina drunk: has vagina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 if the neck up is ok, great, but there is still an entire galaxy of fat below. Which is why the beluga whale in the tub is trash. Its really cool that she has learnt to love her curves, much like cheeseburgers and soft drinks she consumes. However I am guessing she is one of those loud mouth know it all fat types whom you want to avoid at all costs. You know the ones that obv dont have any attention paid to them that over react to everything and have opinions more so than DAO. TTTTTT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I think there are plenty of cute faced fat chicks. I know every person has their standards and preferences but I would never just stick to one type of woman. I prefer thick, curvaceous women, but if a skinny hoe I find attractive wants to fuck then I'm down. Doesn't matter the race, if she's fine I'm down. This is prolly the most since anyone has ever made on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 holy shit!! sophia??! thats gotta either be her or one of her cousins in chicago swear to allah. oh and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Sprungfield mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Assuming that's who I think it is (Jenna Bush?), I'd have to pass just on the basis that I might actually strangle her over the bullshit that I would expect to come out of her mouth. If she surprised me by falling FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR from the tree, then maybe we can talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 DAO said she was fat but I think she's good to go! I said that she was disguising her fat with them pants. And that them pants were not doing a good job to the trained eye of disguising her fat. Don't get me wrong, I've gotten drunk enough to trip and fall into that trap before. I'm just speaking from experience here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Smash the not so hot bush twin Any smashes for this agile fatty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Assuming that's who I think it is (Jenna Bush?), I'd have to pass just on the basis that I might actually strangle her over the bullshit that I would expect to come out of her mouth. If she surprised me by falling FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR from the tree, then maybe we can talk. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natascha_Kampusch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 This is prolly the most sense anyone has ever made on this site. Fixed is that flipping fat girl real? Sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Fixed is that flipping fat girl real? Sure. You be the judge! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82366909/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 You be the judge! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82366909/ Perfect form Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 fat people would be so much cooler if they all could do acrobatics lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 toiletseat is australian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 he shits counter clockwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Anyone who wouldn't fuck that camo pants wearing columbian chick is a straight faggot. The pictures Massgraff posted aren't even questionable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fist 666 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 straight faggot.... gay hetero? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 ^ :lol: Didnt even notice, well played Fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 is a straight faggot. DAO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Yeah that did sound DAOish...fuck, my IQ just dropped 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natascha_Kampusch You can't blame me for the confusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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