Newer Bigger Better Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 My head hurts. Fuck tequila. Pretty sure I was very racist and awesome though. Bsm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 wayy too many br0's wandering around in sombreros for me. fuck last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I took the girlfriend hiking and made her wait til it was dark. Then i had her hike out. Not very far but being in the woods at night rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 6, 2011 Author Share Posted May 6, 2011 hella gay about your rig, jon. im bout to cop an old jeep comanche 4x4, pretty fuckin stoked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Fuck you Dow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 BSM. Edit: <insert faggot ass 'angel lost it's wings' joke> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Nothing to do with the military is bsm. Minus having sex with air force girls in Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Military benefits and pay. while being able to quit anytime I want and go weeks without shaving. FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Went to an office party last night. The party moved to my boss' house. Watched my boss, who's a hot 39 year old, make out with a hot co worker. Then did hella pain killers with my boss and kissed her boobies, which are big. Woke up on her couch with more money in my pocket than I had when I got there. BSM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 It must be so fucking fun to fly a plane with missiles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 LILISTCYNICAL accidently posted the edit link for this ad on craigslist... i might of modified it a bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 cmon guys... what's bsm about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Friday night, what's that? Where my pistachios.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Is that a Woodchuck or a Franziskaner? One is more suspect than the other. Choose wisely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Deschuttes Black Butte Porter Very tasty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Touche 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 black butte porter is good props have been given Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Went to an office party last night. The party moved to my boss' house. Watched my boss, who's a hot 39 year old, make out with a hot co worker. Then did hella pain killers with my boss and kissed her boobies, which are big. Woke up on her couch with more money in my pocket than I had when I got there. BSM Sobriety? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 DUDE YOU DONT GET DRUNK OFF OF PILLS ONLY BOOZE DUH BR0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 http://stuffinmyvagina.tumblr.com this girl is pretty bsm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Sobriety? I don't drink whatsoever. I pop pills every now and then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 SOLID AA MEMBER RIGHT THERE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 I'm required to go to meetings. 3 a week at least. ALCOHOL is my problem. ALCOHOL gets me in trouble. Not a few percs every couple months haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 For now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 im working at a national (military) cemetery there are graves that are marked with a BSM. I will try and get a flick this week if I see one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 http://stuffinmyvagina.tumblr.com this girl is pretty bsm hipster vajenga. i'm contemplating asking her to snuggle a razor blade in there. though i'm sure she's already been asked. maybe even done. i didn't look past the first page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 I browsed it the other day. She put a knife in but it was handle first...also many of these things just seem to be "on" her vagina, but then sometimes you get a gem like all the Sharpies crammed in there with a larger one in the butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 fuck handle first. i wanna see some real life anti-christ shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 3 barbie dolls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 a pickled cows tongue. also. i almost forgot to share that i passed out face down on this macbook last night with my dick still hanging out of my pants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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