XJONATHONX Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 You can harass most girls on my Facebook, not her though. And she is just a dime all around, love that girl i want in :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 it is mighty fucking BSM to physically say fuck being all paralyzed and start moving shit around. props to that guy. dudes gonna have so much clam jumping at his johnson after alls said and done. cause chicks know if a motherfucker can beat some shit like that they damn sure can ruin the vajenga to smithereens no problemo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 real life props for your boy NBB, thats rough, yet awesome that hes all "paraplegic my ass!" best of luck and wishes for him. edit: figured i'd share a story of a quiet, peaceful, humble dude stepping out of his normal way of life... 2 friends of mine (who play folkish music, one dude is real good on a banjo) were playing for some HA's and a handful of other clubs for the 2nd year in a row at this big party. late into the night they're obviously wasted and one of the dudes grabs my buddys guitar and says something like "aha im gonna throw it in the fire ahhh" and my buddy shoots right back with "get your greasy fuckin paws off my fuckin guitar"... everyone goes silent (basically the record skipped and everyone turns their head like it was a scene from a movie) and my 2 friends are getting death stares across the board.. after a few moments one dude in the back of the party yells "ohhhhhhh" and everyone starts laughing and carries on. a few minutes later they invited them to ride with them to the strip club. TLDR>... a friend mouthed back to a biker at a MCs party and not only got away with it, but got invited to ride with them to the strip club. double edit: is that BSM or am i doing it wrong? i rarely pop in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Sorry for your friend, same thing happened to mine, he was in a coma expected to be a veg, dude is 100% these days a litte over 1 year later still crushing shit. ***That girls tits are pretty outta control in that picture ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 real life props for your boy NBB, thats rough, yet awesome that hes all "paraplegic my ass!" best of luck and wishes for him. edit: figured i'd share a story of a quiet, peaceful, humble dude stepping out of his normal way of life... 2 friends of mine (who play folkish music, one dude is real good on a banjo) were playing for some HA's and a handful of other clubs for the 2nd year in a row at this big party. late into the night they're obviously wasted and one of the dudes grabs my buddys guitar and says something like "aha im gonna throw it in the fire ahhh" and my buddy shoots right back with "get your greasy fuckin paws off my fuckin guitar"... everyone goes silent (basically the record skipped and everyone turns their head like it was a scene from a movie) and my 2 friends are getting death stares across the board.. after a few moments one dude in the back of the party yells "ohhhhhhh" and everyone starts laughing and carries on. a few minutes later they invited them to ride with them to the strip club. TLDR>... a friend mouthed back to a biker at a MCs party and not only got away with it, but got invited to ride with them to the strip club. double edit: is that BSM or am i doing it wrong? i rarely pop in here. It'd be BSM if he beat them up/fucked their wives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Actually he has both his current girl and his ex girl there at all times feeding him and scratching his itchy body. Its so bsm its off the hook. And they both yesterday pulled me aside at seperate times to talk about how awkward it was but how they couldn't think about themselves right now... Super bsm life for that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 He got two girls to not think about themselves???? Props to the god at the altar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 ex to the next. at the same time? oBv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Fucking a skinny white girl while I sideline a cockblocking fat nortena bitch??? this is why I stole your pants and did all your coke, but I still love you... Muah -NBB bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Ahhh. GOod ol classic. is that a bottle of kraken on the floor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 That it is my good sir. i put dow on that only mere hours before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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count chocula Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 that picture is fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 this shits pretty BSM tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 that stuff is good. was treated to this the other day: /recommended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 stiff drink. and a naked bitch. and a smoke. if you smoke. ahhh. maaaan. thats amore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 cornbread too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 So the criminal minds that run my club caught on to the criminal mind they employ in their kitchen. I made my bones tonight, good sirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I think he got fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 No way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I think he got laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I think he killed a stripper to prove his loyalty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I think space strippers came to ask him if he wanted to cook for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I think you just might be on to something there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I think im gonna go get drunk and take pictures of some girl naked tonight, this thread is lagging lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 sneak pics nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 doze titties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 them are massive tits man. props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 "I can't believe im fucking my OWN BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" californication is hella bsm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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