stilltellingliestome 7 Posted June 1, 2010 because a fat girl on a carousel needs to find her soul mate at the universal soul circus lol:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CALIgula 1,538 Posted June 1, 2010 id hit it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metronome 270 Posted June 1, 2010 ole troll face ^ my gf's old man is marrying a broad he met off of eharmony.com in september. I can't even front she's a cool lady and they actually are a good couple Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Getoe 75 Posted June 1, 2010 DON'T FUCKIN' DO IT TRUST ME! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abcs 384 Posted June 1, 2010 my neighbor owns one of them online dating hookups. She was on the news. Fox 2 Hall of Shame. Hooking nuns up with serial killers or some shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CALIgula 1,538 Posted June 1, 2010 i went to the comedy club once and there was this fat black lady doing stand up....she was funny. she asked the audience if anyone has met someone on a dating site and got married. this random white woman said she married her husband from a dating site. the black lady said which one. the white lady said americansingles. the black lady said "american singles?....sounds like a type of cheese!" the audience lol'd...the timing was impeccable. true story. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampFightOner 710 Posted June 1, 2010 Women comedians are an epic fail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stilltellingliestome 7 Posted June 1, 2010 granny is flexing her shit for some extra pudding on match.com for the care takers at the old folks home lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Veritably Clean 291 Posted June 1, 2010 gross Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Vergudo 406 Posted June 1, 2010 id hit it. really? you would? i dont mind a girl that size, but she gotta at least have a pretty face. and she dont have one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stilltellingliestome 7 Posted June 1, 2010 yo that dog looks like it is getting raped lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LiliStCynical 86 Posted June 1, 2010 my coworker went on a date the other night with someone off of okcupid. she said it was a success, then he turned into a creep and called her like 10 times a day trying to find out when they could hang out again... sounds like a winner. I'm going to make a profile right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stilltellingliestome 7 Posted June 1, 2010 I'm genuinely a good person who is down to earth, loves to laugh and have a good time. Spending time with friends and family is very important to me. It's the little things in life that mean the most. I enjoy guys who have outgoing personalities and a sense of humor. "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."-Marilyn Monroe quoting marilyn monroe....is like saying two drinks and the pussy is yours just tell me im pretty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CALIgula 1,538 Posted June 1, 2010 really? you would? i dont mind a girl that size, but she gotta at least have a pretty face. and she dont have one but she has one of those faces that looks all innocent..but with a sinister little grin. those girls turn out to be the biggest freaks! i bet you could gag her with cock and shed like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lord_casek 1,125 Posted June 1, 2010 I've considered trolling one of these (non pay) sites as a crackhead just to see how many dumb women are out there. I have yet to do this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 849 Posted June 1, 2010 my gf's old man is marrying a broad he met off of eharmony.com in september. I can't even front she's a cool lady and they actually are a good couple those eharmony.com faggots actually seem to know what theyre doing i mean, all those people in the commercials havent been married for too long & they are commercials after all, but still... fuckit, you know what i mean Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stilltellingliestome 7 Posted June 1, 2010 lol I have. I consumed enough acid coke and xtc this weekend im having the afterwards blues . In my severe depression (after fucking the worlds dumbest french tourist) it made me reach for someone to love...i went on match.com and before i could take it seriously I just been trolling laughing to myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pornbooth 293 Posted June 1, 2010 match.com commercial was just on tv tru story Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silba 138 Posted June 1, 2010 Ima sign up. this could be funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stilltellingliestome 7 Posted June 1, 2010 looking fore slim and body build any tape of hair some who is i have kid and i live home with my mom and i have a car i like do some sport playing at the park wit one kid and also like to go on road trip i like to shop and go to the movies and gout to dinner and aso like to have some fune one and a wily and like to go on walk an i like go mounding climing and Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stilltellingliestome 7 Posted June 1, 2010 this bitch needs a GED 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Vergudo 406 Posted June 1, 2010 but she has one of those faces that looks all innocent..but with a sinister little grin. those girls turn out to be the biggest freaks! i bet you could gag her with cock and shed like it. haha, i bet she would like it. im more into how a chick looks, and she aint doin it for me, to each his own! plump love. hahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
