stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 because a fat girl on a carousel needs to find her soul mate at the universal soul circus lol:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 id hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 ole troll face ^ my gf's old man is marrying a broad he met off of eharmony.com in september. I can't even front she's a cool lady and they actually are a good couple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Getoe Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 DON'T FUCKIN' DO IT TRUST ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 my neighbor owns one of them online dating hookups. She was on the news. Fox 2 Hall of Shame. Hooking nuns up with serial killers or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 i went to the comedy club once and there was this fat black lady doing stand up....she was funny. she asked the audience if anyone has met someone on a dating site and got married. this random white woman said she married her husband from a dating site. the black lady said which one. the white lady said americansingles. the black lady said "american singles?....sounds like a type of cheese!" the audience lol'd...the timing was impeccable. true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Women comedians are an epic fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 granny is flexing her shit for some extra pudding on match.com for the care takers at the old folks home lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Veritably Clean Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 id hit it. really? you would? i dont mind a girl that size, but she gotta at least have a pretty face. and she dont have one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 yo that dog looks like it is getting raped lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 my coworker went on a date the other night with someone off of okcupid. she said it was a success, then he turned into a creep and called her like 10 times a day trying to find out when they could hang out again... sounds like a winner. I'm going to make a profile right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 I'm genuinely a good person who is down to earth, loves to laugh and have a good time. Spending time with friends and family is very important to me. It's the little things in life that mean the most. I enjoy guys who have outgoing personalities and a sense of humor. "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."-Marilyn Monroe quoting marilyn monroe....is like saying two drinks and the pussy is yours just tell me im pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 really? you would? i dont mind a girl that size, but she gotta at least have a pretty face. and she dont have one but she has one of those faces that looks all innocent..but with a sinister little grin. those girls turn out to be the biggest freaks! i bet you could gag her with cock and shed like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 I've considered trolling one of these (non pay) sites as a crackhead just to see how many dumb women are out there. I have yet to do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 my gf's old man is marrying a broad he met off of eharmony.com in september. I can't even front she's a cool lady and they actually are a good couple those eharmony.com faggots actually seem to know what theyre doing i mean, all those people in the commercials havent been married for too long & they are commercials after all, but still... fuckit, you know what i mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 lol I have. I consumed enough acid coke and xtc this weekend im having the afterwards blues . In my severe depression (after fucking the worlds dumbest french tourist) it made me reach for someone to love...i went on match.com and before i could take it seriously I just been trolling laughing to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 match.com commercial was just on tv tru story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Ima sign up. this could be funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 looking fore slim and body build any tape of hair some who is i have kid and i live home with my mom and i have a car i like do some sport playing at the park wit one kid and also like to go on road trip i like to shop and go to the movies and gout to dinner and aso like to have some fune one and a wily and like to go on walk an i like go mounding climing and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 this bitch needs a GED 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 but she has one of those faces that looks all innocent..but with a sinister little grin. those girls turn out to be the biggest freaks! i bet you could gag her with cock and shed like it. haha, i bet she would like it. im more into how a chick looks, and she aint doin it for me, to each his own! plump love. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 One of you go troll it as a crackhead. Make sure to include these gems: 1. unemployed 2. addicted to crack cocaine 3. homeless 4. picture of crackhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 adultfriendfinder.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 brock1031 60% of the time this match thing works everytime. this might be the new ticket to easy sex..lol yeah im looking for my soulmate lets go to the motel fuck and afterwards we can talk about the wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 I thought it would be funny to sign my friend up for Match.com. Once I realized they ask like a thousand questions and say it takes an hour to fill in, I figured the pay off wouldn't be worth the effort needed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 East Indian bitches is where its at! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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