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ole troll face ^

 

 

my gf's old man is marrying a broad he met off of eharmony.com in september. I can't even front she's a cool lady and they actually are a good couple

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my neighbor owns one of them online dating hookups.

She was on the news. Fox 2 Hall of Shame.

Hooking nuns up with serial killers or some shit.

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i went to the comedy club once and there was this fat black lady doing stand up....she was funny.

 

she asked the audience if anyone has met someone on a dating site and got married.

 

this random white woman said she married her husband from a dating site.

 

the black lady said which one.

 

the white lady said americansingles.

 

the black lady said "american singles?....sounds like a type of cheese!"

 

the audience lol'd...the timing was impeccable.

 

 

true story.

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id hit it.

 

really? you would?

 

i dont mind a girl that size, but she gotta at least have a pretty face. and she dont have one

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my coworker went on a date the other night with someone off of okcupid. she said it was a success, then he turned into a creep and called her like 10 times a day trying to find out when they could hang out again...

sounds like a winner. I'm going to make a profile right now.

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I'm genuinely a good person who is down to earth, loves to laugh and have a good time. Spending time with friends and family is very important to me. It's the little things in life that mean the most. I enjoy guys who have outgoing personalities and a sense of humor. "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."-Marilyn Monroe

 

quoting marilyn monroe....is like saying two drinks and the pussy is yours just tell me im pretty.

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really? you would?

 

i dont mind a girl that size, but she gotta at least have a pretty face. and she dont have one

 

but she has one of those faces that looks all innocent..but with a sinister little grin.

 

those girls turn out to be the biggest freaks!

 

i bet you could gag her with cock and shed like it.

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I've considered trolling one of these (non pay) sites as a crackhead just to see how many dumb women are out there.

 

I have yet to do this.

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my gf's old man is marrying a broad he met off of eharmony.com in september. I can't even front she's a cool lady and they actually are a good couple

those eharmony.com faggots actually seem to know what theyre doing

 

i mean, all those people in the commercials havent been married for too long & they are commercials after all, but still...

 

fuckit, you know what i mean

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lol I have. I consumed enough acid coke and xtc this weekend im having the afterwards blues . In my severe depression (after fucking the worlds dumbest french tourist) it made me reach for someone to love...i went on match.com and before i could take it seriously I just been trolling laughing to myself.

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looking fore slim and body build any tape of hair some who is i have kid and i live home with my mom and i have a car i like do some sport playing at the park wit one kid and also like to go on road trip i like to shop and go to the movies and gout to dinner and aso like to have some fune one and a wily and like to go on walk an i like go mounding climing and

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but she has one of those faces that looks all innocent..but with a sinister little grin.

 

those girls turn out to be the biggest freaks!

 

i bet you could gag her with cock and shed like it.

 

haha, i bet she would like it. im more into how a chick looks, and she aint doin it for me, to each his own!

 

plump love. hahaha

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