NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 ive yet to see a funny female comedian theyre usually ugly/annoying bitches i've always found that negro wanda sykes rather funny. but she's black. and where most white comedy fails....well. it's pretty simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Anyone else ever notice comedy tends to be very racially polarizing? Like, I'm white, and almost exlusively like white comedians. I don't find many black comedians that funny (with a few exceptions, Chapelle, Rock, Bellamy, Murphy, etc), and don't like ANY spanish ones. Same thing with most black dudes I know only liking black comedians, same with spanish. I always thought that was interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 idk man. is what it is i suppose. i mean, there are a few NON-black comedians i find hilarious, but they're not white either with the exception of old bob saget and todays Bill burr. indian dudes are doin it right. most hispanic comedians can suck a dick though. it's like, really though, you find shit like dane cook funny??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 I find from a lot of my friends that they like their stand up comedians to be someone who fits in with their sort of lifestyle.... like they couldn't find a middle class queer funny because they wouldn't like him for being a posh fag. I myself can appreciate comedy from all different backgrounds. But I do find that a lot of Black comedians tend to talk about being black too much, which gets boring unless they real good at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 i know a few people who have been rejected from eharmony. i think they make sure they only get the normal douche. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 she lost over 100 pounds and still looks like an escalade? an escalade filled with fat women 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 caligula's dream car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 how do people actually get rejected from an internet dating site? only submitting cock pics or something? what are their standards...? is there a weight restriction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 this old news to answer your question 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 ^LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I dont know how people use the dating sites without feeling like total pathetic idiots. I mean I even hated the fact I met my ex through Facebook. It was through a friend but it was still over Facebook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 this bitch needs a GED fuck you niggas.GED's aint no joke fool...im gettin mines this summer.tryna make a comeup an all. jus cuz somone got they ged aint meanin they uneducaded an all that shit fool.in my state a ged is equivelent to a diploma anyways so fuck what you herd fool.you niggas is jus hatin cuz you got yo momma to like pay gfor yo diploma an shit.i had to work for mines.nigga bouts to hit up that job core right quick and get my money up.learn some skills an shit namtombout? alredy... youl see.youl all see.ima make somthin of myselve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Damn--------pale as fuck---------she must stank--------and she's rockin' oily ass hair----- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 plenty of fish is a fucking haven for desperate chicks. it's right up there with craigslist 'encounters' or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 CHEETO TEEF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I consistently use these sites to pick up cougars. Sometimes they buy you things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 maybe i can find me a sugar daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 guuuurrrrlllll..... I'll be your sugar daddy any day... I got white refined, that raw cane, light brown, dark brown.... even got that zevia, baby. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 GOT THAT RAW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I consistently use these sites to pick up cougars. Sometimes they buy you things. I guess you could say your buy sexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 im not gonna front like im swimming in pussy or anything but i have too much pride to ever put my photo up on a dating website. fuck that shit. This is my general attitude. Although, I have done it before in an attempt to find some desperate ass, with no such luck. the kind of girls that would message me were for the most part a big turn-off, and the somewhat lookers were too flaky to arrange something solid. i hated putting up pictures and writing in the "about me" section. it's like official conformation of being a loser. Pride aside, it's pretty embarrassing when you think of all the people you know that will see your profile. one of my friends is also marrying a girl he met on eharmony and it seems like a good thing. I think these sites are good for people that wanna hook up and have sex(like cat ears over there), but I would rather meet my future wife a normal* way in real life...call me old fashioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 I find from a lot of my friends that they like their stand up comedians to be someone who fits in with their sort of lifestyle.... like they couldn't find a middle class queer funny because they wouldn't like him for being a posh fag. I myself can appreciate comedy from all different backgrounds. But I do find that a lot of Black comedians tend to talk about being black too much, which gets boring unless they real good at it. good at being black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 yes please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Boris has got alllllll the fine bitty pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 came across this one... chick sounds like a total cunt. About Me I use hyperbole to disguise the fact that I'm incapable of estimating time, space, or measurement. I don't sugar coat anything, so be prepared to hear the truth. I drive way too fast. I drink Guinness and coffee through a straw. I hate anything that's slow or involves waiting. I hate when people don't use adverbs. I'm not afraid of anything except bugs. Not bees though. The creepy crawly ones. I hate nature. I often sing Drowning Pool on Karaoke nights. I wear converse all stars every single day. I don't dance. Ever. I used to play the electric guitar, but then I retired it to the "Corner of Broken Dreams" with the rest of my failed or abandoned hobbies. I listen to metal mostly (KSE, In flames, Trivium, Sonic Syndicate...) but like all forms of music. Except jazz. Jazz gives me anxiety. I'm a grammar and spelling Nazi... so either use spell check or stick to short words you're confident with! Don't try to be a hero and use large words improperly or spelled wrong. I'm NOT 420 friendly, so don't even ask. On that note I dislike hippies. And NO LIBERALS. I cannot stress that enough. I'm not a "hottie" so don't even start with that garbage. Maybe borderline cute. On a good day. I'm a New England Patriots fan and Tedy Bruschi is the man. I'm also a Yankee fan and will dump you for Jason Giambi or Wes Welker if the opportunity ever presents itself. But you don't have to like either team or think either one of them is hot. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the only actor I like and I can recite every line of Terminator 2. The only guys I seem to attract are psychopaths and/or drug addicts. I'm looking for someone a little more mature, because I don't want to be a baby-sitter anymore. I don't want someone who's gonna call me in the middle of the night to bail them out of jail. I don't want to change your tire, install your dimmer switch, or kill the wasp nest on your balcony. It would be cool if they had a puppy. I'm partial to Rottweilers. I don't like cats or cat people. In fact I don't like anything other than a dog really. You can't be too flirtatious. I need to be able to be seen in public with whoever I'm with... so no "gangstas", thugs, or obvious freaks... must be clean and hygenic and everything. I like guys who are tough on the outside but softies on the inside. I tend to be a chubby chaser, if I can bench press you that's not hot. I'm not looking to double my wardrobe, so if we wear the same size jeans, don't even bother. I'm like, 105lbs, so you'd think that wouldn't be an unreasonable request. Most importantly, you have to be able to put up with my sarcasm and little jabs without getting offended. I don't like guys who wax their eyebrows, fake tan, and/or have a tattoo of Italy on their body (especially when you have never even been there). I am not into dating people who already have kids with someone else because I refuse to deal with baby momma drama (ever again). And no divorced guys. It's not any little girl's dream to be someone's second wife. If you lie, you need not apply. That sounded Johnny Cochran-y! If what I have said OFFENDS you, it's not necessary to send me hate mail about how I'm hateful/crazy/ugly etc. Just... go away. I'm going to be me, you can be you. We obviously wouldn't get along, so don't waste your time and energy even writing to me. Don't judge me. I'm an extremely nice, friendly, social person. I'm just not fake. There are things I like, and things I don't like. Get over it. This is so stupid I can't believe I even had to write this addendum. Seriously, grow up. Before you write me a message... let's not waste time... make sure you are NOT any of the following: - A LIBERAL (socialist) -(if you voted for obama... kill yourself) - a cop (I'm not a criminal, I have basis for this) - a rapper - a libra - a scorpio - a guido - a DJ - a vegetarian - a stoner - a father - an ex-husband - an actor/model (gay) - bisexual - someone who's gonna bltch at me every time I smoke a cigarette - someone who's going to write me 15 emails yelling at me for not answering your first message within 9 seconds of you sending it. - someone who is willing to pay me to "kick him in the nuts" Oh and don't use misleading photos and waste my time. Mine are legit, I'm not proud of them, but that's what I look like. In fact, I've been called out in public TWICE by strangers who said, "Hey I saw you on POF!" Which was kinda bad cause I didn't want to talk to either one of them and it was kinda awkward. But obviously that proves I look the same in real life if I can be identified by 21 year old drunk twits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 She hates everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 It's not surprising that she's single. Nobody wants an endless bummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 eeeh i think this shit is kinda suspect but really tho every single broad i end up with or make it with are either criminals or sociopaths and usually both. Having to keep a few stacks on hand so you can bail your bitch out of of jail is way played. Because rest assured if she gets locked up on friday and has to sit down all weekend because the banks closed shit aint gonna be sweet. I should fill some match shit out I'm good at lying on applications. They get to find out about the sticks, felonies, probation, roxy, insatiable desire to steal and vandalize and fucked up family situation later Im blessed with the looks. Broads usually want to believe whatever i tell em. Maybe i can find one thats got money to float me new nikes and pay for my weed. Thats good enough I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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