LUGR Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Skater-Girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Alot of dudes on 12oz seem mad thirsty, like they'll just fuck anything that has a vagina. IDK, I like girls who look a certain way and dress a certain way, and I tend not to stray from my type very often thirsty??? you said SANDALS! and i KNOW you co-sign fucking UGGS! haha on the real flip flops and uggs are a boner killer and a no never not at all for me... im down for a broad in some airmax or jordans or some clean shit just not some moon boot skate shoes and NEVER EVER EVER sketchers... HOLY FUCK sketchers the niggers of sneaker companies... oh if only i was so gay as to nega you, this would be the time br0. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I like finding girls with athlete's foot so we can both piss on each others feet in the shower without any stigma attached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Uggs I get, but flip flops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Almost every girl I know wears flip flops pretty much daily for 6 months out of the year, so yes, it's acceptable footwear to me haha. And IHU, even if you don't agree with my preference, at least I have a preference, and don't just wanna fuck everything. THAT'S thirsty, br0. Also, I saw a hilarious YouTube video today of your boy Sage battling that dude "The Blob" back in the day, and while Sage is rapping Blob just takes the mic back from him :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Sage Francis? I seen that dude perform at a bar in Delaware. Horrible show, just horrible. I was posted up in that bar as usual and that dingbat hops on stage interrupting my Bushmills session to put a beat cd on and squawk about some emo 'tardism and within 3 minutes the place was filled with girls in skate shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I despise Sage Francis, but IHU <3's him haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 The only thing a girl can do to bother me is not swallowing or trying to kiss me afterwards, fuck that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I despise Sage Francis, but IHU <3's him haha Dude makes me dry heave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Sage Francis is steadily battling for the number one spot in my "Top 5 Corniest MC's of all time somewhere in between Gaysop, Busdriver, Slug & Sole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Dude makes me dry heave. me or sage? we were buds as kids, im not a huge fan of his music. he is a cool dude but thats cuz i know him, most people that dont know me hate me so i understand when i hear fools rip him up, im not mad... also swamp, im not mad at flops at or around the beach... in the city it grosses me out and makes a bitch look cheap. like it makes me so mad, idk im nuts anyhow, fuck it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Let's go hang out on Thayer br0. You can have the hoodrats in sneakers, I'll take the cheap bitches in flip flops, and we can both throw shit at the scum of the Earth in skater shoes. Also, another random Sage related tidbit, apparently I hung out with Joe Beats for a little bit the other night. I was at T. drinking while M. worked, and he came to visit her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Also, another random Sage related tidbit, apparently I hung out with Joe Beats for a little bit the other night. I was at T. drinking while M. worked, and he came to visit her hahah me and hoodrats, as if... M gained a bit of weight but has a mad cute face, if only i didnt know what you guys told me about her... then again perhaps thats a good thing. hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Haha, my brother feels the same way about her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 flip flops are barrrf and heres why: dirt foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 also the sound of them slapping against feet sickens me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 somewhere in between Gaysop, Busdriver, Slug & Sole Uggggh...my friend, good dude, but god damn if he isn't always listening to this garbage. He always pops up with some random indie rap bullshit that is old, but he just heard about it and it still sucks. Sad state of affairs. me or sage? Not you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 "Yo Yo I got this suuuuper old school sole tape with cannibal ox all over it, from like 02! You gooooota check it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 "Dude, you gotta check out this new rapper Aesop Rock, his beats are sooo organic bro." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 You guys know my friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 did someone say organic??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 hot dog water? blood, its bologna mustard. thats what those bitches smell like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 Filth---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 reminds me of juggettes of whatever theyre called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethinglikethat Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 girls wearing skate shoes and hoodies and shit and pretending to skate is one thing. But my personal pet peeve is white chicks with dreadlocks that listen to jam bands and wear skate shoes and flat brimmed new era hats while rocking a sun dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 i have a jewish girlfriend who is hittin mid-30ish...who has reverted back to highschool days, started skating again, when she laughs, she snickers (or whatever the fuck you call it) like flavor flav and at the end of sentences, she refers to you as 'pimp' she always smells pleasant though..maybe its a phase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 i have a jewish girlfriend who is hittin mid-30ish...who has reverted back to highschool days, started skating again, when she laughs, she snickers (or whatever the fuck you call it) like flavor flav and at the end of sentences, she refers to you as 'pimp' she always smells pleasant though..maybe its a phase. She should be evaluated by a psychiatrist asap----- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 She's having an early mid-life crisis. She probably realized that all the wild fun in her life is in the past when she woke up one day and felt abandoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Skater attire, uneven looking breasts, manly face, gigantic jawline, hands of moderate size... We're gonna need a Slayer shirt and an extra large pepperoni and mushroom stat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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