Lewis and Clark Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 but seriously, they do smell like hot dog water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 music for juggalos of a higher class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Bitches should never wear skate shoes. Ever. Nikes on some uber casual shit. Heels and sometimes flats for everyday use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I don't really care what shoes women wear, if they can walk in heels and it is comfortable then wear those, I can't stand all these dumb bitches that wear heels and can't walk properly with them. Apir of leggings with some flats looks cool as well, but if they are gonna wear jheans then a pair of trainers. Women should just wear what they want, fuck giving a shit what a bunch of guys on some online forum think is acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 My wife smells like lilacs and horchata. She don't own skate shoes.... One of the homeys fuck a homeless girl, i think she did have skate shoes. And some greasy ass hair.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 This thread got me laughing, y'all know if she's hot enough you'd hit even if she got skate shoes. I'm saying, a stank/smelly female is nasty for sure but they come in all different styles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 ^^This most skanky bitches I see going to clubs wear heels, then again I don't go to clubs anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 only girls that are underage still wear skater shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 some girls can rock the shit outta some sweatpants. not mens sweatpants. those tight little ones. Yeah I like them tight black yoga pants.... but regular sweat pants doesn't look good on 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 mustard butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 my bitch smells like garnier fructis nigga!! and wears either heels or flats.period. she got 1 pair of gym shoes for workin out. fuck a dusty bitch, smellin like stale fried chicken hair grease and cotton candy body spray. them bitches is reserved for niggas that still rock fubu, or throwback jerseys, or jorts if white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 guys button up collared shirt on the chair with her legs all up on it, no pussy, but she joked about trying to get her "Snail trail" off it. like sayin her pussy juice left her shit gooped. :lol: i never heard that before i been using that term since about 8th gradeish, maybe its not common in canada but i kinda figured that was played around these parts... descriptive none the less fuck skate shoes on a girl and rape smash the spandex broad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I cant stand this shit.Just as bad as dusty ass skate shoe wearing bitches. IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 COS's mustard butt bitch was probably rockin these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 COS's mustard butt bitch was probably rockin these. Look at those shoes------fuck and somewhere out there a female is wearing some hot pocket stained jeans and those----dirty as fuck-------fuck outta my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 if girls smell even a little bit rank i am not having it. same with bad breath. you are brushing them shits twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Yeah girls in pajamas. Usually it's at the store or some fast food spot early in the morning or late at night, Walked in to a McDonald's early one morning and seen a chick wearing pink PJ pants with matted frizzy hair and eye boogers in her eye. You know she didn't shower and breath was probably smellin like garbage truck juice & mothballs. I also see some chicks wearing those dirty type of trail shoes or Saucony's -- they're usually brownish green when they were probably white at one time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 also, whats with bitches who shave the puss area all nice or nothing at all but have hair up and around their asshole... take care of your whole shit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 a chick can rock any shoes she wants so long as she isn't rockin' haitian feet underneath. ps. yoga pants, man's greatest invention. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I remember when I first seen yoga pants... came out probably about 10 years ago... between 99-02. All it really is is bellbottom leggings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 I'm gonna txt every female in my contacts to send me a pic of what shoes they're wearing----I'll post pics------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I can't imagine a girl rocking something like these advancing past the just friends stage. On some real shit. i could'nt even take it as far as friendship. FACT! if i catch a bitch walking around in said shoes she is automatically labeled as trash and i simply can't fuck wit'er. am i superficial? definitely. But seriously, have a little taste. For instance, back in the day when Elissa Steamer was basically the first bitch in my skate videos she was rockin loose laced Adidas shell toed high top's WUUUT!? would i ever hit it? no. certainly not. but pull yer head out of the fucking sky and we might have a chance. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 So we got a dude on 12oz that messed with a girl with Cheeto Feet, and now a guy on 12oz that messed with a girl with Mustard Butt. What's next. Someone gonna mention messin with a broad with Ketchup Elbow... or Taco Neck? "Yeah man I messed with this bitch that had cilantro & guacamole around her throat with carne asada... then she asked if I wanted it on a corn or flour tortilla" Dudes be messing with some nasty strange females... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I try and only fuck with bitches with more money than me now, so that means bitches with dirty sneakers are out. You better own at least 5 pairs of heels and work in a salon or some shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 So we got a dude on 12oz that messed with a girl with Cheeto Feet, and now a guy on 12oz that messed with a girl with Mustard Butt. What's next. Someone gonna mention messin with a broad with Ketchup Elbow... or Taco Neck? "Yeah man I messed with this bitch that had cilantro & guacamole around her throat with carne asada... then she asked if I wanted it on a corn or flour tortilla" Dudes be messing with some nasty strange females... Oh shit you brought back the taco neck syndrome shaq pack! And wow, mustard butt, mabee we aren't so different after all... Between us we have most of the items in the shelves of a hospital cafateria line under our belt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 i'm sure sausage fingers are in full swing around here add that to the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 -------Fuckkkkkkk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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