autoteller Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Man claiming to be 'Cheesy Beef Burrito' arrested in Somerville KFC An Everett man who may have been on drugs was scaring women and children at the corner of Broadway and Cross streets on April 28, police said. When police approached Derek J. Goodwin, 29, as he sat in the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Broadway, Goodwin allegedly told them, "You are dismissed I don't recognize your authority." Police said Goodwin was irritated, slurred his speech and had pin pointed pupils. When Officer Richard Lavey asked Goodwin his name, Goodwin allegedly said, "My name is Cheesy Beef Burrito." As Goodwin spoke, food was shooting out of his mouth, police said. Police said Goodwin then stood up and started yelling at workers and customers, "Cheesy beef burrito, cheesy beef burrito." Goodwin tipped over chairs and a table in KFC as police tried to cuff him. Police were originally called to Broadway and Cross street by a Department of Public Works employee who allegedly saw Goodwin scare a woman and child as they boarded a bus. Goodwin then rap up to the employee, who was operating a mini street sweeper, and banged on the windshield. Goodwin was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. http://somervillenews.typepad.com/the_somerville_news/2010/05/man-claiming-to-be-cheesy-beef-burrito-arrested-in-somerville-kfc.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 pcp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wafflecakee Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 good find Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 somerville people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 pcp i was thinking the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Sounds like my man MC Jelly Donut is at it again. New city, new costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!DoNkE*PuNchA! Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 "We guna smoke a dip all of it, not a little bit" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3zpI5aYx-k PSA "DONT DO formaldehyde" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-tVvjVi2m8&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MrChupacabra Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 pcp i was thinking the same thing Me too, but more along the lines of I need to get some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 ha ha ha ha this is fucking awesome. it must have been a kfc/taco bell combo restaurant... or maybe he really wanted it to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fictionator Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 boston is not to be fucked with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cheason Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 I was at this spot a couple months ago. Its a kfc/taco bell hybrid..I could have sworn the tables were bolted down. No hoodrat was in the vicinity to catch a video of this??? wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 "That nigger's on pcp, Johnson!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 u guise sck at bazketbawl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudebra1 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 The usual Boston dude... talk shit, but don't do shit. Still funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 cheesy beef burrito 3 makes a meal 3-4 times/week $4.06 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 living in boston sucks??? if not for only ONE reason this is enough for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Also, not surprising this guy was from Everett. What a shit hole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 I thought this was going to be about the airline crash landing drill in the harbor this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 boston sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 So sick of this city right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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apeshit1 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 go Cav's !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 clothed mole rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 i heard the kfc in somerville closed because they used pidgeon meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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