LexDiamonds Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Fuck Cereal, Acquire flavored Milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 when i lived in pakistan this would happen to almost every box--we learned to pour the boxes out, sort them like you sort rocks from rice, then move the cereal to tupperware. yep. i could go for some wheatabix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 put me off fer yehearz my dude. but you have to understand the circumstances. after i looked at the date and it was like a year expired. when i first found it i thought, score new box, but in hindsight raisins have moisture in them. so i cant see it happening to a cookie crisp or apple jacks they would probably just get stale. ah i have this unopened shitty brand of almond crunch with cranberries in it, 2-3 feet away from my head good to know its insides are not wriggling with worms i fucking hate maggots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 6, 2010 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 I tried pecan maple crunch just recently. I'd eat that shit even if it had every jew, homo or black guy killed by Hitler strewn through it. Holy god, that shit is so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 a friend of myne once had a old unopened can of dried insects, it was supposed to be a snack, and it was years old, well passed its use by date. when we opened it and tipped out the dried beatle things these little smaller insects all started to come alive and run everywhere. end of story now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 christo-f you need a cereal hook up man, ill send you the shit for 5$ a box. plus shipping! i can promise no bugs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 They're Only Noodles Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwampFightOner Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 This thread is making me glad I haven't eaten cereal in years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 extra protein. fuggit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 The apartments I grew up in where slum as fuck, and the people that lived above us where just scumy as fuck and just filthy. So we always had roaches and ants trying to come thru the walls. Any sugary cereal that was open for more than 24 hours had ants in it. I had to pour in the milk wait 30 seconds for the ants to float to the top so I could pick them out. Never could get em all... ants are kinda spicy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drue_Down Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ^^ Bring your camera to work day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 those wheaties would fetch a fine price in the east asian market! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I ate a handful of cereal and ants before------all bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneekatoke Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 this has happened to me as well... i was just stoked i got to eat that year, especially tasty bugs. /noKandybah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 You must of got the Bear Grylls version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 what brand the world must know a MAJOR one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 saw a box of these at a comic-con recently, I thought about buying it to put on the shelf for memory's sakes, I wonder what kinda wild shit happened inside that box(that's what she said) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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