PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 so last night i got this great idea to get trashed, invite t14k,eb (whatever you know him as) over. then i invited my ex beezy over as well (keeping in mind that my recently broken up with girl is outta town doing her senior project). well anyway, we buy a huge bottle of rum and proceed to ingest it. i end up fucking my ex while EB tries to sleep in the same room. apparently he saw my balls NH. wake up. i guess i bought a one way ticket to kauai where my mom lives, according to my email anyway... so yeah. i will be going to kauai on wednesday. moral of the story is, alcohol gets you laid and takes you to hawaii... lucifer saves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vharkano Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Cool story br0 AND tits !! Good shit homes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 lucifer saves! PITOFZOMBIES SCORES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 TC people.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 i'm sure eb liked seeing your balls. have fun in hawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 kauai is a gorgeous island... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Is your mom hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 11, 2010 Author Share Posted April 11, 2010 i think the beezy showed tits on cam too. no one capped it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 fuuuuuuuuuuu. seems like i missed a good tc sesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 so last night i got this great idea to get trashed, invite t14k,eb (whatever you know him as) over. then i invited my ex beezy over as well (keeping in mind that my recently broken up with girl is outta town doing her senior project). well anyway, we buy a huge bottle of rum and proceed to ingest it. i end up fucking my ex while EB tries to sleep in the same room. apparently he saw my balls NH. atta baby! that prickface made a sport out of humping girls in the same room as me. good to see it come back to him! so, was it sailor jerry or kraken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 11, 2010 Author Share Posted April 11, 2010 haha nah they didnt have either at the store, just captain. it sufficed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 tinychat: IRC's retarded brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 ^So true. Good story though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 TC people.. ..You're one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 'you have chosen, . . . WISELY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Sounds like you had a good night! success! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 so if i read correctly you bought a one way ticket to hawaii to go have sex with your mom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 11, 2010 Author Share Posted April 11, 2010 correct pistol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 11, 2010 Author Share Posted April 11, 2010 ig that was wut inspired the title after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 you lost your edge, give it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 your moms a faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 13, 2010 Author Share Posted April 13, 2010 probably a good idea that i dont make a new thread. so im drunk in bed. need to figure out howim gona get my bike to hawaii. blasting "be forewarned" by pentagram. shit is so fucked up.im so out of it. drinkin' hella carlo rossi. i will miss you all. it's been fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 13, 2010 Author Share Posted April 13, 2010 LOL at mom bein' a faggot. she's a pimp. fuck you. runs in the fam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 15, 2010 Author Share Posted April 15, 2010 OK... so i live on Kauai now... can't believe i did this. burnt a lot of bridges, fucked several people over. i feel like shit for all that, but i needed out of the city. im too naive and selfish to thrive there right now. i've got no friends here, and probably wont make any, but i guess i need to be isolated right now. Not that any of you give a shit about any of this, but i figured i'd update y'all. stay up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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