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so last night i got this great idea to get trashed, invite t14k,eb (whatever you know him as) over. then i invited my ex beezy over as well (keeping in mind that my recently broken up with girl is outta town doing her senior project). well anyway, we buy a huge bottle of rum and proceed to ingest it. i end up fucking my ex while EB tries to sleep in the same room. apparently he saw my balls NH. wake up. i guess i bought a one way ticket to kauai where my mom lives, according to my email anyway... so yeah. i will be going to kauai on wednesday. moral of the story is, alcohol gets you laid and takes you to hawaii...

 

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so last night i got this great idea to get trashed, invite t14k,eb (whatever you know him as) over. then i invited my ex beezy over as well (keeping in mind that my recently broken up with girl is outta town doing her senior project). well anyway, we buy a huge bottle of rum and proceed to ingest it. i end up fucking my ex while EB tries to sleep in the same room. apparently he saw my balls NH.

atta baby! that prickface made a sport out of humping girls in the same room as me. good to see it come back to him!

 

so, was it sailor jerry or kraken?

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so if i read correctly you bought a one way ticket to hawaii to go have sex with your mom?

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