illstate Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 if i killed some1's loved 1 and the family was there i would say something like see u in your dreams and smile.. if im getting killed for a murder that i didnt commit i would cry like a lil bitch probably.. justkeepingitrealoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Boobs.... and uh, buttcheeks. wait, can i say that again? Boobs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoneCACA Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 "i'm sorry i can't do this, i'm not too confortable with needles" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Something in tongues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 i hope they have 12 oz in heaven so i can check out metal heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Ilovehaters Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 the white boys didnt pay me for my cigs! ill be back for my money bitches!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 " FUCK YALL SUCK MY DICK " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Edward Norton , 25th Hour : Fuck the panhandlers grubbing for money and smiling at me behind my back Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car, get a fucking job Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores stinkin up my day, terrorist in fucking training, slow the fuck DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea Boys with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps, going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jiggling their dicks on my CHANNEL 35! Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speakee English! Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach mobster thugs sittin in cafes sippin tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth, wheelin’ and dealin’ and schemin’, GO BACK TO WHERE YOU FUCKIN CAME FROM!! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim strollin up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff, sellin South African apartheid diamonds. Fuck the Wall Street brokers, self-styled masters of the universe, Michael Douglas-Gordon Gekko wannabe motherfuckers figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. SEND THOSE ENRON ASSHOLES TO JAIL FOR FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn’t know about that shit?? Give me a fuckin break! Fuck the Puerto Ricans, twenty in a car swellin up the welfare rolls, paradin’ in the street, and don’t even get me started on the Dominicans, cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Benson Hurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their St. Anthony Medallions, swinggin’ their Jason Giambi Louisville Slugger baseball bats trying to audition for “The Sopranos”. Fuckin crack your fuckin head open! Fuck the uptown brothers, they never pass the ball, they don’t want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop, and they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended 137 years ago. Move the fuck on!! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. YOU BETRAY OUR TRUST! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child’s pants. FUCK OSAMA BIN LADEN, AL-QAEDA and the backward-ass cave dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere! And on the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell! You towel-headed camel jockeys can kiss my AMERICAN ASS!! Fuck this whole city and everyone in it, let earthquakes crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge those whole rat infested place. No. Fuck you, you had it all and you threw it away, you dumbfuck. Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumart Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 "i did it for the lulz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Ilovehaters Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 "tell the judge ill be at her house in the morn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Make mine a double! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 WAIT WAIT WAIT......OK GO AHEAD.....WAIT......WAIT WAIT WAIT.....OK GO AHEAD................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Keep The Change You Filthy Animal.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paka Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Too soon junior! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I took the cookie from the cookie jar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cory Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 king kong aint got shit on me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 too bad the pork got mixed in with my beef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 "fuck you gimme a cheese steak." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 yeah, i did it!! and i'd do it again givin the chance!!! i woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling....... .....KIDS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croupier Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 "The Dallas Cowboys are all bunch of fucking fags..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 I want to give my button collection to Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 i may try and find one of them prison chiks to pen pal at. a cute one that gets out soon. not death row last words... more a statement of fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50Nine Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 "OJ DIDN'T DO IT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wherethewildthingsare Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 "I did not rape that woman...I wanted too" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 why does it smell like pine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 it's kinda funny that lens made this thread then got banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 i hope they serve beer in hell!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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