SerialSkiller Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 7'7 george muresan (i make basket) shaq, alan iverson. the rat fitzpatrick. marion lemieux ton of athletes. i drank with nick swardson this summer.. dude gets smashed. siiiick. nick swardson would be sick to kick it with i reckon. sounds like he partys well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 my stepmom dated the rock in college... does that count? JA-BRO-KNEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I live in LA so I see celebs all the time, but just a couple days ago I ran in to: Dude on the left. Cooley High was a cult classic. Anyway I was in my dad's neighborhood and was walking his dogs, and I know he lives in the same neighborhood... and I walk by and he yells out to me "hey what kind of dogs are those" and I explained. The dogs he was asking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 my mum has sat next top heaps fo people on planes. miranda kerr, al gore etc....business and first class is where its at to meet celebrities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Met Ricky Skaggs (bluegrass singer). FUCK YES! LOL! Yeah GZA & I Told em that I had to "diversify my bonds" i met this dude too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 i sat behind this guy and his lady friend on a flight... he was the all time best just because of how much he sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 my black step family grew up with afro man in palmdale and he played some music at my step grandpas party once. he was a cool dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Palmdale.. Bleh.. I see dead celebrities.. Some chick from Mr. Ed just died today as well. The body count continues.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 i actually like palmdale haha it may be boring but it is peaceful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Palmdale, Ca.? Nothing but trouble up in that bitch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 saw him at a late night diner in la. hes a rock star surrounded by girls. later on some dude started to yell at him and his whole entourage was clowning on dude making a scene. and this guy glided past me tonight at dave and busters.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 wowee! pornstars! big fucking deal... ive seen celebrities. i really dont care. if its someone who has really done something that has impacted me in some way ok yeah i wil be impressed. example..lee renaldo and thruston moore walking down the street, HOLY SHIT. but i saw sandra bullock at whole foods. SO WHAT. i met ohgr in 9th grade at my high school. WHAT???? skinny puppy is/was dope. hios gf was my teachers grand daughter. she made it happen. i saw alex jones TODAY standing right behind me in line at a convinience store. i was like..WTF?!?!?!? yeah he lives here..but still... celebrity in general means nothing to me. i treat everyone basically the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 IVE EATEN OPRAHS MOTHERS HOMEMADE MAC & CHEESE. I NEVER KNEW MAC & CHEESE COULD TASTE SO GOOD. BIG UPS TO VERNITA LEE. i bet mines better,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I smoked a bowl of kush with Michael Winslow (the black guy from police academy that made all the noises). during intermission at his stand up show, I asked if he wants to go smoke some kush? so we go out back of the place, kind of the back patio where the comics chill and smoke and do blow. we get done smoking and I started to hear a police siren... then helicopters... then I'm like "WTF MAN...AWW SHIT! YOU GOT ME MAN YOU GOT ME!". He goes, "I know, I do that shit to everyone man, haha, works everytime." Then we went in so he could do his 2nd set. After the show we went and picked up some skanks over by the ballpark. Did you know Michael Winslow likes fat hookers? he picked up the fattest crack whore I ever seen in my life, and we went and got a room at the HoJo for $39.95. bitch had her dealer meet us at the parking lot of the motel and sold us hits $20 vials of crack so this bitch could stay up slobbin knob all night. about 1:30am I ran out of weed so I bounced, but I never got to say bye because the hooker was butt naked hanging from the ceiling fan, blowing Michael Winslow while she spun around with her mouth on his dick - this was his answer to her asking, "How do you do that helicopter thing with your tongue?" and he goes, "Bitch get naked I'll show you" That's when I left, this party was getting to crazy for me. nah not really, but he did perform at the Funny Bone a few months ago, I didn't go. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Must spread some rep around.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 wowee! pornstars! big fucking deal... ive seen celebrities. i really dont care. if its someone who has really done something that has impacted me in some way ok yeah i wil be impressed. example..lee renaldo and thruston moore walking down the street, HOLY SHIT. but i saw sandra bullock at whole foods. SO WHAT. i met ohgr in 9th grade at my high school. WHAT???? skinny puppy is/was dope. hios gf was my teachers grand daughter. she made it happen. i saw alex jones TODAY standing right behind me in line at a convinience store. i was like..WTF?!?!?!? yeah he lives here..but still... celebrity in general means nothing to me. i treat everyone basically the same I met Thurston Moore, he must be like 6'4". I got his autograph on a book he wrote with Byron Coley; got Coley's autograph too. They're both really friendly. I met Tim Gunn from project runway, I had no clue who he was at the time. A few designers, famous in the design world. Matthew Carter, Stefan Sagmeister.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 i would love to kick it with tim gunn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 He's nice I guess. Super excited 24/7 types make me suspicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esoD1 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I met Chris Benoit at Town fair tire. A.k.a the wrestler that killed his whole family and then himself in roid rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Little known that it wasn't roid rage. Dude had sever brain trauma due to all the flying head buts. Test died and had the same sort of symptoms show up during autopsy. As for this list busines, Met Daniel Dennet at a lecture (for those that care). Met Bob Bacher when I was a kid (wonk sdren). Once saw Batista (professional wrestler) on the same shuttle to the airport I was on. Danny Glover comes into our store occasionaly, have yet to meet him. Met Billy Gibbons once at a restaurant my dad was workin at. My dad drank with Jeff Bridges at a bar in houston while he was preparing for the role of the Dude. I like to think there is a little bit of my dad in that character. I guess that's it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 don't have any really good stories. saw Mr. T as a kid, they were shooting a car chase scene in the alley behind my building and his limo was parked in front of our door. kept seeing Joel Madden multiple times in Vancouver one summer. My GF and I ate lunch at Earl's and sat in the booth next to him, then I saw him on the street shopping a week later, and a week after that we bumped shoulders at the Columbia (bar) in the smoking room. One of my female friends drunkenly hit on him despite the fact that he was in town because his Girlfriend was there shooting a movie. Saw Jessica Alba filming in gastown while walking from bar to bar. We were pissed off because the block was stopped for filming, but once the take was over and they let us pass we saw who it was and we stopped caring. I narrowly missed a chance to do blow with screech. that would have ruled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sab Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I got kicked out of a club for grabbing the mic off Radio 1 DJ Colin Murray and calling him a cunt. great day, great day. got talking to Alexie sayle once and he laughed at something i said there are others i forget stop talkin shit over the net makes u look like a cunt ,b good if u ever left your house bro :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 chance to do blow with screech. that would have ruled. i hate doing coke, but i would have blasted rails with that motherfucker until my teeth were ground to nubs!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarules Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 WENT TO LUNCH WITH SGT SLAUGHTER WHEN I WAS IN FIFTH GRADE AND MET ARNOLD SCHWARTZENEGGER IN SIXTH .........NEEDLESS TO SAY MY LIFES BEEN DOWNHILL SINCE THEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 too many celeb sightings to give a shit anymore...except waiting on Rosario Dawson. If you can believe it, she's so much hotter in person than on screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Fixed Lewis Black a burger and then drank beer with him. Smoked herb with Carrot Top. Talked to the lead singer of The Cult for a minute. Used to get drunk with Man or Astroman at house parties. Laughed at how fucked up Green Day was at a house party. Dirty fucks spit on everything. Met Ricky Skaggs (bluegrass singer). Saw Jerry Springer once at airport. Laughed. of all the celebs people have mentioned, ricky skaggs was the first one to make me squint my eyes in jealousy. i'm sure that makes me even nerdier than anyone previously thought. if any one meets lucy lui i will personally come kick you in the junk out of jealousy ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 regina spektor walked past me at a Barnes and Nobles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 went to school with Jeff Bridges' daughter, and Dennis Miller's two sons. my dad was dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt's aunt, they had dinner a few times with their family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 chilled with a lot of rappers, maybe cause i'm from atlanta. -been to the strip clubs with cee-lo green and company a couple times. -smoked blunts with big boi, killer mike, and some other dungeon family heads. -chilled backstage with raekwon. -poured drinks for chingy when i was bartending, also made a drink or 2 for one of the dudes from kriss kross(who looks like he got hit by a 'haduken' fireball from ryu) -drank a beer with quentin tarantino a few weeks ago -kelis came back to my homies pad overlooking the bay with me a month or 2 ago(good story there) thats some of my 'celebrity encounters' i guess you could call em. i don't know, i don't trip when i meet someone famous. they're just people. i don't really give a fuck that they're famous, if they're cool, i treat them as such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I met Joe Montana when I was a kid. I went to some after school shit with his daughter. I was waiting out front with her, and he pulled up and she got in, and he asked if I needed a ride. Since my mom was driving like 50 minutes to come get me, and would have fucked me up, I had to decline. I kicked it with Kieth Murray a while ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I smoked a bowl of kush with Michael Winslow (the black guy from police academy that made all the noises). during intermission at his stand up show, I asked if he wants to go smoke some kush? so we go out back of the place, kind of the back patio where the comics chill and smoke and do blow. we get done smoking and I started to hear a police siren... then helicopters... then I'm like "WTF MAN...AWW SHIT! YOU GOT ME MAN YOU GOT ME!". He goes, "I know, I do that shit to everyone man, haha, works everytime." Then we went in so he could do his 2nd set. After the show we went and picked up some skanks over by the ballpark. Did you know Michael Winslow likes fat hookers? he picked up the fattest crack whore I ever seen in my life, and we went and got a room at the HoJo for $39.95. bitch had her dealer meet us at the parking lot of the motel and sold us hits $20 vials of crack so this bitch could stay up slobbin knob all night. about 1:30am I ran out of weed so I bounced, but I never got to say bye because the hooker was butt naked hanging from the ceiling fan, blowing Michael Winslow while she spun around with her mouth on his dick - this was his answer to her asking, "How do you do that helicopter thing with your tongue?" and he goes, "Bitch get naked I'll show you" That's when I left, this party was getting to crazy for me. nah not really, but he did perform at the Funny Bone a few months ago, I didn't go. This deserved another bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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