Ski Mask Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 The Box http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10009151-box/ What if someone gave you a box containing a button that, if pushed, would bring you a million dollars…but simultaneously take the life of someone you don’t know? Would you do it? And what would be the consequences? The year is 1976. Norma Lewis is a teacher at a private high school and her husband, Arthur, is an engineer working at NASA. They are, by all accounts, an average couple living a normal life in the suburbs with their young son…until a mysterious man with a horribly disfigured face appears on their doorstep and presents Norma with a life-altering proposition: the box. With only 24 hours to make their choice, Norma and Arthur face an impossible moral dilemma. ok, this is an old moral dilemma...but it just doesn't work as a movie. here's how this situation plays out in real life: freaky guy shows up and lays out the proposition husband and wife call cops freaky guy gets arrested end movie and the least you could do if you decide to produce this piece of trash anyhow is find a better cast. you want us to get into a tense, though provoking, moral drama when the two leads are SUPERMAN and fucking JIZ HAIR. SERIOUSLY?!? I dont know what it is exactly, but it angers me this movie even exists. I have more respect for SAW 6 then I do for this garbage. DISCUSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 the box starring cameron diaz..i like where this is going.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 American remakes of foreign horror movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Tooth Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 TWILIGHT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ski Mask Posted November 6, 2009 Author Share Posted November 6, 2009 Pluto Nash DID NOBODY LEARN FROM LEONARD PART 6? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 This movie was so bad that it gained a cult following where it's shown at a certain theater here where people go and dress as various characters, and during the movie they throw stuff at the screen, run up and down the aisles, make noise, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ski Mask Posted November 6, 2009 Author Share Posted November 6, 2009 on that note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Oh man, The Room is so fucking bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 YO! I'm sorry but if you can't appreciate Cabin Boy you must be a commie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ski Mask Posted November 6, 2009 Author Share Posted November 6, 2009 heres the only funny thing chris elliot ever produced (bad pic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zoes Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Redline, WORST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted November 6, 2009 Author Share Posted November 6, 2009 so bad they were bundling copies of this with DVD players for free, just to get rid of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwampFightOner Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 YO! I'm sorry but if you can't appreciate Cabin Boy you must be a commie. THIS! Also, Bio Dome is a classic, and Little Nicky (while far from Sandler's greatest) isn't that bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 What sweet tooth and gasfacevictim said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I wanted to kill myself after wacthing this in theaters/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 How you gonna hate on Harsh Times? Bale was an awesome psycho in that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirkone Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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