Mercer Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Half days and skip school days were designed exclusively for underage fornication purposes. If you ain't balls deep in her by 2:00pm you gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 ^ Jonathon's little brother? Edit: To Joseph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 She's honestly just decent. But fuck her anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 her arms look fat. no dice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 fuck her and then fuck his mom...he'll be so mad about you fucking his mom, he'll forget about his sister....I should give advice professionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 And then fuck his grandma, mom & sister forgotten in one hump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 "yo dude...your sister is hot...im prob gonna bang her...." problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 boost™ my nigga make sure you get someone to sign up here and post a new thread, when your bro wets you up like Tony did Manolo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 honestly im not going to give you one of those bullshit hardheaded answers like others did . IF THATS REALLY YOUR BOY , DONT GO FOR IT . RESPECT . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 hes obviously not his "best friend". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 you know what he didnt do it already so there's only one option left: impotence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...CityonSMASH... Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 you know what he didnt do it already so there's only one option left: impotence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 IM LATE! DID YOU HIT THA BROAD FROM PAGE ONE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 boost since you are probably head over heels inlove with this immature girl who flirts via text message then if you wana date her be a man and see if its cool with your friend. but if it was me, i wouldn't touch her, friends are important and doing the right thing by them is important to. i also wouldn't enjoy limiting myself to ONE 17 YEAR OLD GIRL when i can have MANY. this girl probably has hot friends, goes to school with hot friends or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boost™ Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 im not limiting to her. i havent smashed yet but she rly wants to hang out 2morow...the only thing we've done was make out, i feel like i already fell in the hole so why not fuck her? she told me he would not find out and if he does he'll be mad but he'll get over it, and she'll blame it on herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 you're right. making out is practically being engaged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keso cheese Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 im not limiting to her. i havent smashed yet but she rly wants to hang out 2morow...the only thing we've done was make out, i feel like i already fell in the hole so why not fuck her? she told me he would not find out and if he does he'll be mad but he'll get over it, and she'll blame it on herself go for it brahhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 eh, how much of a friend is your friend? if he were in your position, with your sister, would he keep it real? (definitions of keeping it real may vary) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 All the advise about having a heart to heart with your boy is the dumbest shit. Never, ever ever, ever talk about his sister to him and it will work out. Niggas usually wont get all mad about that shit, they just don't want to picture their sister fucking, or sucking cock, or anything. I've been in these types of situations before and they work out, the key is not running your mouth. It's when they picture that shit they get stupid and forget about it's better it's you and not some random douche. Hopefully you're not a lame who talks mad shit on girls you've fucked already to your boy. Trust me, if you're really boys like that shit won't matter to him, just don't talk about it, ever. If your not boys really, again that shit don't matter in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 dude he made out with her, he HAS to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 IF his sister's a skank, and he knows it, and he's really tight with you, then you might not lose him as a friend if you hit that. IF he's unaware that she's a skank, and you hit that, and he's not as tight with you as you think, he's going to hate you. IF stfu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 All the advise about having a heart to heart with your boy is the dumbest shit. Never, ever ever, ever talk about his sister to him and it will work out. Niggas usually wont get all mad about that shit, they just don't want to picture their sister fucking, or sucking cock, or anything. I've been in these types of situations before and they work out, the key is not running your mouth. It's when they picture that shit they get stupid and forget about it's better it's you and not some random douche. Hopefully you're not a lame who talks mad shit on girls you've fucked already to your boy. Trust me, if you're really boys like that shit won't matter to him, just don't talk about it, ever. If your not boys really, again that shit don't matter in the first place. All the advise about having a heart to heart with your boy is the dumbest shit. Never, ever ever, ever talk about his sister to him and it will work out. Niggas usually wont get all mad about that shit, they just don't want to picture their sister fucking, or sucking cock, or anything. I've been in these types of situations before and they work out, the key is not running your mouth. It's when they picture that shit they get stupid and forget about it's better it's you and not some random douche. Hopefully you're not a lame who talks mad shit on girls you've fucked already to your boy. Trust me, if you're really boys like that shit won't matter to him, just don't talk about it, ever. If your not boys really, again that shit don't matter in the first place. All the advise about having a heart to heart with your boy is the dumbest shit. Never, ever ever, ever talk about his sister to him and it will work out. Niggas usually wont get all mad about that shit, they just don't want to picture their sister fucking, or sucking cock, or anything. I've been in these types of situations before and they work out, the key is not running your mouth. It's when they picture that shit they get stupid and forget about it's better it's you and not some random douche. Hopefully you're not a lame who talks mad shit on girls you've fucked already to your boy. Trust me, if you're really boys like that shit won't matter to him, just don't talk about it, ever. If your not boys really, again that shit don't matter in the first place. All the advise about having a heart to heart with your boy is the dumbest shit. Never, ever ever, ever talk about his sister to him and it will work out. Niggas usually wont get all mad about that shit, they just don't want to picture their sister fucking, or sucking cock, or anything. I've been in these types of situations before and they work out, the key is not running your mouth. It's when they picture that shit they get stupid and forget about it's better it's you and not some random douche. Hopefully you're not a lame who talks mad shit on girls you've fucked already to your boy. Trust me, if you're really boys like that shit won't matter to him, just don't talk about it, ever. If your not boys really, again that shit don't matter in the first place. All the advise about having a heart to heart with your boy is the dumbest shit. Never, ever ever, ever talk about his sister to him and it will work out. Niggas usually wont get all mad about that shit, they just don't want to picture their sister fucking, or sucking cock, or anything. I've been in these types of situations before and they work out, the key is not running your mouth. It's when they picture that shit they get stupid and forget about it's better it's you and not some random douche. Hopefully you're not a lame who talks mad shit on girls you've fucked already to your boy. Trust me, if you're really boys like that shit won't matter to him, just don't talk about it, ever. If your not boys really, again that shit don't matter in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 what would your boy say if he saw this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehomie Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 dude think if it this way its better if ur boys bestfriend (you) fucking her then sum other nigga FUCKING her over ya know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumart Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 "This dude has been my friend for about 4years and dudes like my closet friend ......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 "please leave a message after the beep". "HEY BRO, yeah it's me, just calling to tell you i nailed your sister in the ass last night, man she was getting buck wild, she was drunk as hell i was a little drunk so i lasted way longer and shit, just letting you know so you dont hear it through the grape vine, also dude could you bring call of duty round, i'd invite you to come over but your sisters here and that could get wierd, im gonna play it after i fuck her again and she's asleep. Okay dude PEACE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 ^^^ :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 You should just smash. My best friend practically offered his sister to me when I was 20 and she was 18, as he knows that at the end of the day it is her choice and she is her own person. Tihs isn't far removed from that scenario, but at the end of the day I think if your friend is aa true friend he would much prefer you to some random off the street. However with my sisters I am the same way, they can have whoever they want, my friend or not but at the moment they are both hooked up with navyboy fucktards who I can't stand. I guess the fact that the guys spend money on them is ok, and they have the freedom while their men are away but hell, I still don't like the clowns anyway. If it was one of my uni friends I would let them tap in a heartbeat because I know what they are like and it wouldn't matter to me, as long as they were serious and not just doing it for the sake of fucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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