Rolf Harris Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 That's fucking rich dude! :lol: She sounds like a keeper. nah was she fuck man. she was a good laugh at times. but had a fuckin' terrible attitude. then put on a fuckin' power of weight, and the attitude got even worse ...nothing worse, even if she does enjoy the occasional air biscuit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 This. One time i laid the meanest silent one on the packed F train in the morning. Everyone smelled that shit people were like come on now and shit. Take that you assholes. Fuck the F train. F=fart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocinhajj Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 omg...so funny..thanks guys i needed a good laugh today! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Stepbrothers Fart Scene : :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted October 1, 2009 Author Share Posted October 1, 2009 i just farted twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 MY friends don't find my farts funny anymore... hell sometimes I don't even find my farts that funny because they smell awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 have you ever laughed so hard you farted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 have you ever farted so hard you laughed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Did you know its physically impossible for chicks to fart and pee at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 chicks fart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 cake farts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 http://cakefarts.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 cumomlette.com ? whats wrong with porn now a days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 THE SEQUEL NIGGAS! http://www.meatloaffarts.com/ ITS THE NEW RAGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepOrDie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 i love farting on my boyfriend. dont give a fuck, thats what he gets for thinking that girls farts smells like flowers.... funniest shit ever. wahaaahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 You are fucking disgusting. I'd never date you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veintiocho Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I was sick today and I totally shit my pants twice trying to sneak one out... What a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberbandBanks Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 http://WWW.PUDDINGFARTS.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 OMFG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 So... this story happens on 2 nights. The 'other night' and 'another night'... On 'another night' I rolled up to my bro's house and my nephew 'Get you hand out of your pants!' was saying goodbye to his friend C.J. and also dragging the brand new puppy in the door. He's a neurotic type and he didn't know I was coming over so he shouts "What are you doing here?" and runs inside closing the puppy and me outside. I still had to cover about 25 ft. to the door so I just kept coming and greeting the puppy who was on a leash (now closed in the door). The puppy fully recognized me and was all wiggle butt until the door opens again and the kid says "You can't come in... um... my dog has 'the farts' and the house smells awful!"... I said: "Really?" and just barged in... the house didn't smell but the whole family (2 parents, 3 boys) remarked on the potentcy of previous releases. Flash forward to the 'other night' Wednesday we're at "Quit It!"'s baseball game. He's an older nephew. So the puppy runs off after a ball I tossed and then kinda gets distracted by some passing children and finally runs up right next to the playground and starts squeezing one out. I shout to Bro "hey man! Your dog's pinching a loaf, bring a bag!" and then.... Lemme say this before I say that.... She's just a puppy and they go to the vet sometimes and get De-worming meds.... AND! AND... That little dog crapped a tapeworm like 4 ft. long! She was crapping, then running, then confused and crapping more, then running from the crap but the was like a leash and she crapped some more. Then rubbed her butt all over the playground. I mentioned it before, but it's important to note that this happened right next to the playground, and I was in charge when it started so I had about 30 kids asking me about what was up up with "my" dog's butt. Anyway, fun times. Have you ever seen a tapeworm? Insane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 pics man! pics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 http://WWW.PUDDINGFARTS.COM ...what the actual fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 http://WWW.PUDDINGFARTS.COM Does that bitch fart out a shit nugget or two towards the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 THE SEQUEL NIGGAS! http://www.meatloaffarts.com/ ITS THE NEW RAGE! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted October 3, 2009 Author Share Posted October 3, 2009 smart, that story is epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I was informed by GF recently that my farts smell fucking horrible.. Terrible even. She has no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I say you dose her up one time. Give her something to think about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I was sick today and I totally shit my pants twice trying to sneak one out... What a day. Serves you right for not learning the 1st time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 shitting your pants is not fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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