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i made a poll last year in my 8-10 am class asking whether i should bust a giant fart i had been holding in.

 

i ended up left cheek sneaking it. stay safe, you know.

 

2 weeks later or so some fat asian kid tried to left cheek sneak and failed. whole room heard. hilarious. dude was like this:

embarrassed-chimpanzee_tim-davis.jpg

 

even the teacher said "try to control those emotions in a classroom setting."

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when farts come with the dump.. at a fairly new girls house.. where you stay for a few days so shits gotta happen sooner or later..

 

so lame.

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I'm probably alone on this but i find them pretty gross, and don't really see the humor in it.

 

BOOOOOOOOO!!! FARTS ARE FUNNY AS SHIT

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Sometimes, farts float up your back. Like when you rip a huger and it fucking sticks with you no matter how hard you try to escape it's grip. Awesome.

 

Cake farts is funny too.

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