pedoe Posted September 18, 2009 Author Share Posted September 18, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 There's this awful sports bar called Muldoon's in my neighborhood that I used to frequent so I could watch Detroit Pistons games here in New York. On one particular night, I ordered what would soon be the worst nachos of my life. As I took the first horrible bite, somebody farted. It was a bad scene for the next 3-5 minutes. The next day I got cable at the crib and haven't been back to Muldoon's since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 http://web.archive.org/web/20040414213005/http://www.fartbrazil.com/ this sites discription reads like something out of a MAD LIBS book. topic of this thread is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastedyouthkid Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 fart while lifting a heavy object with a friend and try not to drop it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 its priceless when you let out a killer at work where you are alone, and then someone comes into wherever you are. And you know they fuckin smell that shit. Also funny when you try to let out a sneaky one and fail. Crop dusting is also something i do regular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I saw this last year on youtube and it's pretty goddamn funny . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I love when your asshole is kind of itchy, you blast a loud one and the vibration sort of "scrtaches" your ass for you. Anyone else with me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 fart while lifting a heavy object with a friend and try not to drop it Try to hold one in while you're getting a blow job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I'm 32 years old and I laugh at farts more than anyone...I make random fart noises constantly...and as of 4 minutes ago I farted on one of my employees. A-YO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 my girlfriend will just never understand the hilarity I find in farting what's up with guys thinking farting is so funny? my dude farts on me and laughs like it was the funniest thing he ever saw... or heard. i may chuckle but i think it's more gross than funny esp if it stanky!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 what's up with guys thinking farting is so funny? my dude farts on me and laughs like it was the funniest thing he ever saw... or heard. i may chuckle but i think it's more gross than funny esp if it stanky!!! Honestly? Probably because it's a funny sound that comes out of your asshole of all places. To a man The Fart is a joke that will never get old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 wave yours farts to people and get nega props. win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 thats called the crop duster homie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
left-nut Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Needless to say, I think farts are hilarious. And am known to make fart noises upwards of two dozen times a day, and that is a conservative estimate. My tiny cat rips some horrible smelling silent farts. It would be adorable if it made a cute noise and didn't leave a odor that would singe hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 When I was still in school I used to raise my hand and then just rip one when the teacher called my name. It's funny to watch your teacher try and keep from laughing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 awesome, I wish I could prop you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veintiocho Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 My tiny cat rips some horrible smelling silent farts. It would be adorable if it made a cute noise and didn't leave a odor that would singe hair. Cat farts are the worst... no warning, no sound, all of a sudden you're punched in the nose with a smell worse than death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I woke me and my girl up this morning with a fart. I guess I thought I could slip it out... no go. I was pushin' wind around a turd though so it smelled horrible and I had to poop immediately after it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I woke me and my girl up this morning with a fart. I guess I thought I could slip it out... no go. I was pushin' wind around a turd though so it smelled horrible and I had to poop immediately after it. :lol: hate when that happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 when you're around a whole group of people and you feel this massive fart coming on. like right on the verge of exploding out of your asshole, and you're doing your best to keep it in by tensing your ass muscles, and some dude says something funny and you laugh at loud, and as you laugh you simultaneously let out the fart. and it's loud. and really fucking awkard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 http://www.cakefarts.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oppositeofcrunk Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I say let'er rip. Fuck the dumb shit, if your colon has excess gas it's supposed to get expelled. Around your girl, your mom, your boss, in your passed out boys face, on your dog, for revenge purposes, just to say "I love you", etc. it makes no difference. Girl farts are hilarious, so are my two year olds cuz he can do it like a grown man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 My son's farts rumble, and then he has a diaper full of shit. Shit is like :yuck: hahah lil kids farting is funny as hell, when my son was a baby he would have a look of complete concentration then bust out a huge fart and then fill his nappy he is almost 5 now and whenever he farts i still find it funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 My dog has the worst farts I've ever smelled. I'm not lying, we changed her food last week and had to go back on the old brand fast. It was brutal. So being the fun guy I am, I grabbed the dog and farted right on her face as payback. She didn't mind, she just looked at me all cute and licked her lips. My girlfriend on the other hand was pissed. She reacted like I kicked the dog and cut it's leg off. I'm amazed she didn't call the ASPCA on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 It's weird that dogs and cats sometimes don't seem fazed by them at all. I thought that they had super keen senses of smell, so wouldn't that increase the dooky scent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 My dog spends most of her walk sniffing other dogs' piss puddles and turd remains. I don't think my farts really do anything to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**CityonSMASH** Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 i caught what i beleive to be my puppies first cause he let a little squeaker go and the cute fucker literally jumped around in shock at stared at his butt and havnt seen him react like that again to one. my last dog was a fuckin champ. she ruled. but if she was laying beside me and let one go id straight squeeze her belly and pop out a few more manually like i was giving her belly cpr. shit was priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 i farted right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 My brother farted in my ear when I was 9. He had gone to see Judas Priest the night before, and spent the whole night eating funyons and drinking cheap bear. I was watching Saturday morning cartoons, laying on the couch, and he snuck up behind me and sat on my head. The nasty part is that when he sat on my head, my ear was pointing up and basically became his toilet seat. He let out a leather ripping fart, and with his sphincter being so close to my ear (n/h) it vibrated my eardrum. It was the most disturbing sound, and the feeling of butt air pushing up against the side of my face was brutal. But the smell! After the second or two the fart took, my brother stood up in hysterics. I laid there shocked with a "what the fuck" face, and that's when the smell hit me. It made me gag, jump up, and run to the kitchen. I ran to my mother screaming and complaining, and she looked at me with confusion, then started laughing. That's pretty much the story of my life growing up in the house of Broclo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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