Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Did you hold him by the throat and spray paint in his face? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Or put on a superman suit and flex a pose? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I think we're all missing something very shocking here. DAO argued and fought with a woman as well as destroyed a snitch (which all jokes aside was deserved) in a dog park? A DOG park? You mean to tell me he did all this shit underwater? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 You mean to tell me he did all this shit underwater? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 And a Wolf bit his leg, jesus dude didnt even go to the Hospitol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 Did you hold him by the throat and spray paint in his face? I should have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 I think we're all missing something very shocking here. DAO argued and fought with a woman as well as destroyed a snitch (which all jokes aside was deserved) in a dog park? A DOG park? You mean to tell me he did all this shit underwater? It wasn't a dog park. It was a regular park where people sometimes walk their dogs. I didn't see any whales though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 make nice, gain her trust, bring her home, nail her, pretend date her, get in her head, wreck her life. win. Wow. You are the next phase of human evolution in the flesh. ( saluting as you walk by ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I eventually squirmed my way ontop of him (nohomo) and started plumbing him in the head. plumbing plumbing plumbing plumbing plumbing plumbing plumbing you mean pummeling? Verb 1. pummel - strike, usually with the fist; "The pedestrians pummeled the demonstrators" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 plumbing plumbing plumbing plumbing plumbing plumbing plumbing you mean pummeling? Verb 1. pummel - strike, usually with the fist; "The pedestrians pummeled the demonstrators" Actually, I meant what I said: I eventually squirmed my way ontop of him (nohomo) and started pumbling him in the head. If i spelled it wrong, then that's cool. But I sure as fuck didn't spell it like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 ive noticed my IQ has dropped significantly while browsing the oontz over the past month or two; an increase in illiteracy as well as the most horrid spelling i have read in quite some time. and im not referring to Dao typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 punch everyone always Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I already know the answer to this, but I figured I'd see what yall motherfuckers think on the subject. Some random ass bitch walking her dog in the park talks shit to you. You laugh it off and tell her to take some Midol. She gets mad. More words exchange. Then she walks up and tries to kick your ass like she's a dude or something. Is it or is it not fair game to smack-a-hoe? Ok my dude, since this thread is about to hit 10+ replies, I'm squaring in my answer on page 2. Poll pick "smack a hero" .. And my response is If a bitch is out of line and my girl, first of all, she can get buck. I have been punched full force square in the jaw by 3 exes a couple more by "other angry bitches I fucked" I never lay hands on them, worse case scenario I push them down or whatever but whatever I had my ass beat before, a girl I would fuck can't fuck me up but there have been circumstances In my life where some big ass bitch has tried to flex real nuts, and you cut them no slack I've used bulldyke bitches As enforce status, and those jail bitches are as bout it as men so if Its some street shit and a female comes at you like a man? You best handle it like a man because she weighs 250 and will prolly cut you So how did my blind answer do? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 This talk of whales walking crazy bitches in the park and snitches taking midol is to much, im drunk i have a headache and im confused..last time i checked whales dont have legs....im going to bed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 And smack a hero for getting mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I pushed a girl into a pool at a party once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Actually, I meant what I said: If i spelled it wrong, then that's cool. But I sure as fuck didn't spell it like that. either way. you rocked skulls. props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 We were at this skatespot in some park and it started raining so we stopped skating and started getting drunk. Towards the end when everyone was leaving, me and my boy were talking about some dude I got beef with who I capped out last night. Then my other "boy" who knows nothing about graffiti started interjecting his worthless opinion about how graffiti beef is stupid or whatever. I told him he knows nothing about the shit and shouldn't worry about shit he knows nothing about. He got mad and argued. I argued back. Some random ass crazy bitch walking her dog started yelling about "shut the fuck up yall are giving me a headache!!!" I told her to take an excedrin. She got mad and talked more shit. I told her to take a midol for her bleeding pussy. She walked up and started swinging on me like she was trying to kick my ass or something. I blocked her swings and smacked-a-hoe. My "boy" who I was arguing with ran up and tackled me from behind trying to be a hero. And even had the balls to tell the bitch "call the cops, he tags so and so". I eventually squirmed my way ontop of him (nohomo) and started pumbling him in the head. Her dog bites me in the legs a bunch of times. He said he gives up. Then I let him up, and he starts trying to mack to the bitch. She blows him off. Then i remember this shit about "call the cops, he tags so and so" and I call him a snitch ass faggot and start punching him in the head some more. He covers up talking about "I already said I give up". I really need to be more selective about the people I hang out with. Hahah. See if i would've known this before voting to smack a hoe, I wouldn't have voted for that.. Smack a hero fershure but as for the hoe.. I probably would have gotten the bitch in a choke hold. Andlike twinky said, props haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 You should have beat the snitch while yelling "BITCH YOU WANT SOME???" Then if that didn't work you could have flipped him over and punked him jail style while yelling "NO HOMO" as loud as possible. But leave the dog out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 you swing at me, pussy or not. my fist as a man is instantly flying directly back at your face, followed by the other. then go back 2 steps and repeat until youre asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Some girls like it when you smack them around a little in bed room, others dont, finding out if it's the former can be pretty difficult and sometimes the police get called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 In a situation where a chick was swinging on me I pinned her against a wall by the arms to stop her swinging. She kneed me in the balls as I had her pinned. Moral of the story... swing back or at least trip them over forcefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keso cheese Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 that one guy is a bitch for telling her that you "tag and shit." I think you are in the right this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 id try to avoid it. ive found that male words always have more effect than female violence. you can demean someone and cripple them just by raising your voice with some well picked words. but on the other hand the girl was probably scared as shit as she watched you beat down on your snitch friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I have never been in a situation where i needed to hit a girl. I don't think i'd be down for it to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 yeah same here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 We were at this skatespot in some park and it started raining so we stopped skating and started getting drunk. Towards the end when everyone was leaving, me and my boy were talking about some dude I got beef with who I capped out last night. Then my other "boy" who knows nothing about graffiti started interjecting his worthless opinion about how graffiti beef is stupid or whatever. I told him he knows nothing about the shit and shouldn't worry about shit he knows nothing about. He got mad and argued. I argued back. Some random ass crazy bitch walking her dog started yelling about "shut the fuck up yall are giving me a headache!!!" I told her to take an excedrin. She got mad and talked more shit. I told her to take a midol for her bleeding pussy. She walked up and started swinging on me like she was trying to kick my ass or something. I blocked her swings and smacked-a-hoe. My "boy" who I was arguing with ran up and tackled me from behind trying to be a hero. And even had the balls to tell the bitch "call the cops, he tags so and so". I eventually squirmed my way ontop of him (nohomo) and started pumbling him in the head. Her dog bites me in the legs a bunch of times. He said he gives up. Then I let him up, and he starts trying to mack to the bitch. She blows him off. Then i remember this shit about "call the cops, he tags so and so" and I call him a snitch ass faggot and start punching him in the head some more. He covers up talking about "I already said I give up". I really need to be more selective about the people I hang out with. Dude you're in your 30's...Grow up already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 KILLAHOE.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Roll model of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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