24Carrot Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 You should have beat the snitch while yelling "BITCH YOU WANT SOME???" Then if that didn't work you could have flipped him over and punked him jail style while yelling "NO HOMO" as loud as possible. But leave the dog out of it. HAHAHAHA :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stresssack Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 You should have punched her in the titty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 DAO SKATES AT THE AQUARIUM. KICKFLIP TO 50-50 SHAMUS BACK. SICK MOVES BREH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 So how did my blind answer do? My sentiments exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 You should have beat the snitch while yelling "BITCH YOU WANT SOME???" Then if that didn't work you could have flipped him over and punked him jail style while yelling "NO HOMO" as loud as possible. But leave the dog out of it. you should have beat the shit out of the woman, while yelling at the snitch "YOU WANT SOME??? and yeah, you should have fucked the dude in the park to teach him a lesson. its not gay if its to teach someone a lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 Dude you're in your 30's...Grow old already. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH* Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 yer "boy" is as falldown as they come. im still confused how he is even around in this visual. the woman. as lunatic as the bitch is. cant be hit. you hit her. you go to jail. i aint sayin she doesnt/didnt have it coming. but its just one of those things in life you cant do to do no woman stranger. no matter what. pre-ban on my last account i was talklin about cathcin 13 stitches to my forhead cause i was picckin on some emo dude in a bar. i whipped a piece of mayonated lettuce at his face and it stuck to him like a wet sock. his girl stands up. throws a full pint glass at my face. without thinking i immediatly stand up and throw my glass at her. albeit as hard as i could. but even in that instance. i went for her chest. not face. now, again. obviously in both cases the bitch deserves to get knocked. but ya just cant do it. you do? yer life aint never gonna be the same again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 pre-ban on my last account i was talklin about cathcin 13 stitches to my forhead cause i was picckin on some emo dude in a bar. i whipped a piece of mayonated lettuce at his face and it stuck to him like a wet sock. his girl stands up. throws a full pint glass at my face. You did have it comin. As Spitfire says, you probably deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 you hit her. you go to jail. You can go to jail for hitting anybody. What's your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 but ya just cant do it. you do? yer life aint never gonna be the same again. I'm pretty sure that my life is exactly the same. Minus these dog bites on my legs. I think they're getting infected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Heres to a slow and painful death. Or at the least, an amputation. CHEERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 just push her down so hard, she falls on her ass and cant get up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 We were at this skatespot in some park and it started raining so we stopped skating and started getting drunk. Towards the end when everyone was leaving, me and my boy were talking about some dude I got beef with who I capped out last night. Then my other "boy" who knows nothing about graffiti started interjecting his worthless opinion about how graffiti beef is stupid or whatever. I told him he knows nothing about the shit and shouldn't worry about shit he knows nothing about. He got mad and argued. I argued back. Some random ass crazy bitch walking her dog started yelling about "shut the fuck up yall are giving me a headache!!!" I told her to take an excedrin. She got mad and talked more shit. I told her to take a midol for her bleeding pussy. She walked up and started swinging on me like she was trying to kick my ass or something. I blocked her swings and smacked-a-hoe. My "boy" who I was arguing with ran up and tackled me from behind trying to be a hero. And even had the balls to tell the bitch "call the cops, he tags so and so". I eventually squirmed my way ontop of him (nohomo) and started pumbling him in the head. Her dog bites me in the legs a bunch of times. He said he gives up. Then I let him up, and he starts trying to mack to the bitch. She blows him off. Then i remember this shit about "call the cops, he tags so and so" and I call him a snitch ass faggot and start punching him in the head some more. He covers up talking about "I already said I give up". I really need to be more selective about the people I hang out with. :lol: :lol: I don't know what's funnier. The chick swinging on you, or you skating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I'm pretty sure that my life is exactly the same. Minus these dog bites on my legs. I think they're getting infected. pics or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH** Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I'm pretty sure that my life is exactly the same. Minus these dog bites on my legs. I think they're getting infected. honestly? i dont beleive you. your story aint legit. i was gonna say this earlier but i decided why bother, now iv decided why not. im sure theres truthisms. im sure the instance somewhat occured. i dont beleive you hit the bitch. i dont beleive yopu pumblped your "boy" and i dont beleive you have dog bites all ovcer your leg. i do belive there was a dog. i do beleive there was a bitch friend. and i do believe the woman caused a cafuffle. you highly exadurated, and eventually straight plagerized the majority of this. thats FACT. if it actually happened exactly the way you say, with said details. i dont buy your on 12oz talkin about it so quick. i call bullshit. at least 40% bullshit anyways. good luck with those infected shitsu ankle bites. i hear there a real bitch. like the people you surround yourself with. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH** Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 youv been caught inna few lies on here. go stand in the corner. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 No.Seriously though it's not 1994 anymore, grow the fuck up....You have a wife and kid and you're out doing stupid shit? You seriously failed at life my man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH** Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 TRUE STORY: i once was google image searching for something. and literally like 30 pages deep into my search THE PIC OF MOUTHFORWAR that Dao staples on here all the time popped up:lol: i fucking howled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I'm pretty sure that my life is exactly the same. Minus these dog bites on my legs. I think they're getting infected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I only read page one and was like meh. The real ho is your snitch ass homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 DAO i know im a little late but real talk, fuck that. i know its been covered but i think the real piece of shit here is your boy. for 100 reasons. a bitch is a bitch and they have no code and no loyalty so it can only be expected. hit her? yes in theory it would be dope to put that bitch to sleep. but i still wouldnt do it, never put hands on a girl never will. unless its some sort of restrain move or i would just flea the scene. and now about snitches... i been snitched on, cops, F charges and all that so i know first had. it is a fact that dudes will only snitch on upstanding dudes or a likely snitch on the non snitching type. a snitch will rarely snitch on a low life or someone who isnt upstanding, an honorable dude is less likely to hunt a snitch. a snitch by nature is a coward and is scared of anything threatening or any impending doom. SNITCHES SNITCH ON STAND UP DUDES. plus if you lump this kid up he might snitch for real and bring charges. its a bit of a conundrum depending on what you really have to lose. for now dead the kid, but keep friends close and enemies closer. so back to your half assed homie 1. dude is rollin with you and takes the side of an opposing vagina (dead em right there mentally) 2. after said vagina comes at you he makes matters worse by trying to set it (fuck outta here) 3. that fruitycup starts crying police when he is in danger of getting the beats put on him (wild fag) 4. anyone who is a snitch should be tortured medieval like. (i know i been snitched on) 5. make it a point to oust that homo and let people know he is a snitch. (let both your and his people know) 6. get those wounds looked at. and yes this is a sensitive subject for me because i have been snitched on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 im sorry fuck snitches. its hard for you to realize what bottom feeders they are until you been done dirty by one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 honestly? i dont beleive you. your story aint legit. i was gonna say this earlier but i decided why bother, now iv decided why not. im sure theres truthisms. im sure the instance somewhat occured. i dont beleive you hit the bitch. i dont beleive yopu pumblped your "boy" and i dont beleive you have dog bites all ovcer your leg. i do belive there was a dog. i do beleive there was a bitch friend. and i do believe the woman caused a cafuffle. you highly exadurated, and eventually straight plagerized the majority of this. thats FACT. if it actually happened exactly the way you say, with said details. i dont buy your on 12oz talkin about it so quick. i call bullshit. at least 40% bullshit anyways. good luck with those infected shitsu ankle bites. i hear there a real bitch. like the people you surround yourself with. Holy mother of god where did you learn how to spell? I'm not even responding much to your reply but only to the horrible misuse of the english language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Is there anyone around you at the park? I say drop kick her in the throat, snap her neck, then bury her in a surfboard bag out in the desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Then take her dog to the APL. That would teach her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Punch the bitch. Kill the dog. Rape the snitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesuschristo Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Murder the bitch fuck the dog. marry the snitch. Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 pics or it didn't happen. Pics would reveal shitty tattoos. No fucking way am I posting that shit. Besides, the shit aint wild looking anyways. It wasn't too burly of a dog, just some mid sized little mut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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