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when ordering food anywhere be nice to your waiter person, less likely that shit will happen/ more likely you will get extra stuff

this works extra well at subway/dairy queen

 

When buying anything look at goodwill/thrift stores before buying it new, ive gotten everything from an old sega genesis for 3$ a 25in new tv for 15$, frames for a dollar, cans of paint for less than 50 cents

 

cardboard always makes a good surface for charcol drawings

 

talk half as much as you listen

 

and the gay one that everyone knows but nobody pays attention to is if you want to do well in a class, talk to the teacher outside of class and sit in the front 2-3 rows it can work wonders

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If you're out of town/abroad and want an affordable, good meal in a touristy area with lots of businesses.... look where the workers go for their lunch, it should be ok.

 

Go where the cops go = Always look for squad cars.

The fuzz works the same beat daily, they know where the best food for the best buck is.

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Hide a $100 in your wallet, you never know when you will be in a pinch, emergency or urge to buy drugs.

 

Never pay for toilet paper.

 

Music and Porn are always free on the internet.

 

Never fuck a girl from work, from a spot you are a regular at (like a bar) or who lives in your building unless you want to actually date her.

 

If you are ever in the back of a cop car and drunk, make a few jokes with the cops and get them to like you (even though the only good cop is a dead cop). They might figure out that your an "ok kid" and not show up to your case. It works.

 

Sell your office supplies at work on ebay.

 

Never give your information to anyone in Africa offering you millions of dollars.

 

If you see change on the ground, pick it up. Unless it is tails side up then its bad luck.

 

Disregard what people consider what people think is bad luck.

 

Southwest airlines accepts Paypal, get it?

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Leave the crib rocking a Pittsburgh fitted (any team from the Iron City works) and some of them new Asics Tigers (make sure you got a few different pair).

Get quality females, don't brag about shit, never loose your cool, never take shit from anyone, treat your friends like family, and your family like gods.

 

For short: Get on my level, the best advise I can possibly give.

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