nsmbfan Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 finally found one thats worth posting. BAKE SOFT COOKIES EVERYTIME! (even if you're too baked to remember to check them) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Step 1: Put cookie dough on cookie sheet, arrange however many cookies you want. Step 2: Take a couple CRUMBS from the cookie dough and sprinkle them in the empty areas of the cookie sheet. Step 3: Bake ... Now while you're smoking herbs, not worrying about cookies, you'll notice a distinct smell. FUCK! THE COOKIES ARE BURNING! No, wait, it was just the crumbs that burnt...being smaller, they cooked faster. The cookies are left fucking deliciously soft... every time. Enjoy. I found this out by accident. I freaked out, ran and dropped the joint and spilt my drink, only to realize my true genius in cookie manufacturing technology. I had to share this with everyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 If that doesn't work, I am holding you responsible for my missing house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 starbucks gives 50¢ refills on coffee if you bring up the cup. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 If that doesn't work, I am holding you responsible for my missing house. this guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 dont look at that picture of house on acid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 hahaa. when standing up on public transport, never put both your hands in your pockets. you may need them when the bus suddenly brakes or turns or whatever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ephect Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 when playing withdynamite dont smoke cigaretes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 When smoking cigarettes, don't play with dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 When pulled over for a traffic violation do not answer "do you know why I pulled you over?" It's a tarp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 starbucks gives 50¢ refills on coffee if you bring up the cup. Its also an easy place to rack decent sandwiches, along w/Au Bon Pain Especially during rush hour ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 STUFFY NOSE????? Neti Pots... I've got a cold and this thing is clearing me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 if you cant stand, another beer is probably not the best of ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 if you cant stand, youre doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesecurd Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 3-d Imax movies are usless when drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Its also an easy place to rack decent sandwiches, along w/Au Bon Pain Especially during rush hour ;) But isint that only in france? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Au Bon Pain? It started in Boston. 230 locations nationwide. I'd never pay for food there, since I can get a better sandwich much cheaper, but back in my scummier days I definitely got down on the rush hour sandwich racks there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello I love you Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 if u play the drums and yer having a hard time learning something new: step away from the set and try to tap it out on yer knees with yer hands... i was havin trouble with limb independence n this helped out alot fer some reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 When pulled over for a traffic violation do not answer "do you know why I pulled you over?" It's a tarp. Yeah, so? If I answer will they throw the tarp over me, and then I won't be able to see? Or do they wrap you in the tarp and drag you off to jail? Will they give me the tarp? I could use it while painting... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EKSR Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 ^^^ lmao i think he meant to say "trap" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicide. Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 can always find a use for a good tarp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 ^^^ lmao i think he meant to say "trap" ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 finally found one thats worth posting. BAKE SOFT COOKIES EVERYTIME! (even if you're too baked to remember to check them) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Step 1: Put cookie dough on cookie sheet, arrange however many cookies you want. Step 2: Take a couple CRUMBS from the cookie dough and sprinkle them in the empty areas of the cookie sheet. Step 3: Bake ... Now while you're smoking herbs, not worrying about cookies, you'll notice a distinct smell. FUCK! THE COOKIES ARE BURNING! No, wait, it was just the crumbs that burnt...being smaller, they cooked faster. The cookies are left fucking deliciously soft... every time. Enjoy. I found this out by accident. I freaked out, ran and dropped the joint and spilt my drink, only to realize my true genius in cookie manufacturing technology. I had to share this with everyone. If I were to ever cook cookies, no doubt this would be useful information but alas I ain't cook'n NO cookies, ever... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 nigga said alas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 when in doubt, whip ya dick out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 ^^ shes either gonna freak out or freak on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristotle Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 don't wait around for anyone or anything. chances are you'll either be left behind or disappointed. Times change fast. Go with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Never shit in a public restroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 If life ever gets you down..listen to college radio and sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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