MayorMeanBeans Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 so here i am, minding my business, drinking some beers, reading public enemies, listening to some cam'ron. all of a sudden, this fucker tries to get in my crib through the crack in the door: thats a fucking stapler yo. at first i thought about stomping it, but i thought that the stinger might go through the shoe or some shit. it took like half a can of constant raid spraying to kill this fucker, it was still moving when i took that picture. then i smoked a marlboro red, definitely had adrenaline coursing 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 did you steal your stapler from the library? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 haha nah i live in the basement of my office, and my office has kids in it all the time so they put those stickers on it for the same reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 thats fuckin intense man. Good shit on killing it. i would have tried to trap it though under a glass bowl and then keep it as a pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 where do you live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 panama city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 fuck that thing!, are they common in your area like house spiders or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 i have no idea, thats the first time i saw one. they were cleaning up an abandoned lot next door to my house yesterday, my guess is that they fucked with the thing's home so it went oscar mike to my house. i hope thats the last one i ever see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 where i grew up in arizona those bastards would start walking up your arm and shit when you were sittin on the ground. they never did the sting action to anyone i knew but i will admit they are creepy sob's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 still better than spiders. fuck those things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Death by stapler..GNARLAAAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 fuck spiders and scorpions, if one crawled up my arm I'd be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 dammn man, that thing is huge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 you actually used bug spray on it? man just stomp them its good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 i found a scorpion the size of a quarter once in mexico but i never seen one that big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 be a man; eat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 you actually used bug spray on it? man just stomp them its good this dudes a tough guy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 edit- double post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 When I lived in Colorado you had to deal with those in the low lying regions their stingers can't go through your shoe, unless you got some deerskin moccassins or bunny slippers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 rip scorpi g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 "thats a fuckin stapler yo!" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 fuck a scorpion and a spider. gtfo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Leave the dead one at the door as an example to anymore that might want to come in. And you know there will be many more coming in, mostly at night when you're sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 The smaller the claws and larger the tail the more poisonous it is. You easily could be dead... STAY READY more will come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Cut off the tip of the tail and they're defenseless. This one time I spotted a mother with little scorpions on top of it. Good thing you noticed though and rip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 thats a fucker all right. and you was minding your buisness too? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 How you Read Public Enemies and listen to Cam'ron at the same time?? And Marlboro Red's will kill you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Where the fuck is your office? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbert Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 You live in your office? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Living at work would suck, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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