Spitfire15 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Fucking slack jawed faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TippinBetweenYourThighs Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Proper says: CAN I TAP DAT €v@ says: ? what? Proper says: CAN I TAP DAT. €v@ says: what does that mean? Proper says: CAN I MAKE LOVE TO YOU €v@ says: what are you talking about? you totally lost me lol /LAME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 i dont even have a cell phone to do this shit if i wanted to. this is how detroits mayor got in some shit anyway. some bitch gets raped and murdered tonight, and youre prime suspect with text records talking about wizards fucking wenches sprinkled with fairy dust. you fail in court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 me: can i tap dat? her: are you really THAT drunk this early? me: im not even drunk. her: why do you ask then? me: can i tap dat? her: that sounds stupid. me: yer stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I can't believe that dude went from the ugly teacher scandal to armed robbery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 best quote ever though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 me-can i tap that her-what? me-i can be there in about ten minutes her-you have ignored me for months now out of the blue you wanna fuck? me-why not we've done it before me-you have said you always liked it her-well... true me-actually, nevermind its hot as hell and im sweating balls just sitting here txting 1 hour later her-umm... you there? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 dude you better go get that does she have a/c at her crib? then it'd be double win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 me - can i tap that? - dude, it's mike... me- fuck, well ummmmm, is your sister home? - we're cousins you freak. me- want to grab a beer? - no. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whathepuck? Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 whathepuck happened to thid thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 me-can i tap that her-you most certainly can sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 ^ asking wifey doesnt count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 me-can i tap that her-what? me-i can be there in about ten minutes her-you have ignored me for months now out of the blue you wanna fuck? me-why not we've done it before me-you have said you always liked it her-well... true me-actually, nevermind its hot as hell and im sweating balls just sitting here txting 1 hour later her-umm... you there? THATS MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 ^ asking wifey doesnt count. wasnt wifey;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 me - can i tap that? - dude, it's mike... me- fuck, well ummmmm, is your sister home? - we're cousins you freak. me- want to grab a beer? - no. L M F A O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 me - can i that? - dude, it's mike... me- , well ummmmm, is your sister ? - we're cousins you freak. me- want to grab a beer? - no. ^^^ THIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Donnie Darko Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Haha well done miscount i just get boring ones that lead into boring convos. fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Hamburgler Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 http://www.google.com/search?q=can+i+tap+that&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a Apparently OP isn't very original. Change the game up, tell her you are wearing a fedora to spice things up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 yall niggas postin in a troll thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyPillfingers Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 i am queens boulevard said: can i tap that? i am queens boulevard says: can i tap that? luluuuu says: tap what? i am queens boulevard says: dat ass luluuuu says: haha i am queens boulevard says: so thats a yes? luluuuu says: oh maybe i am queens boulevard says: that sounds like a cocktease answer luluuuu says: ;) i am queens boulevard says: /repeats luluuuu says: /taps nose. i am queens boulevard says: ahhh wut luluuuu says: ive wanted to but you know what ryans like i am queens boulevard says: haha are you actually serious? luluuuu says: um yes arent you? i am queens boulevard says: LOL no, im going to post this on the internet. luluuuu says: WTF NO U ARE FUCKING NOT!!!! i am queens boulevard says: get money HAHAHA i liked this one. and yes misterraven, i am an idiot i did not go over there after asking. to be honest even though she looks good i am just not into asian girls anymore plus she is kinda psycho clingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Young People[/font][/size][/color] as i was reading this thread, that's what i was thinking. but i said fuck it, i'm a kid at heart and i don't really give a damn. so i tried it yesterday morning. first attempt was a fail... Girl 1: Roadpig: can I tap that? Girl: what? Roadpig: can I tap that? Girl: are you drunk or something?? Roadpig: hahaha…not drunk. Is that a yes? Girl: that’s a no! Roadpig: dang, it’s just a joke. Thanks for playing. :) Girl: Oh! I was wondering why you were talking to me like that! then i said fuck it, and launched a few this morning... Girl 2: Roadpig: can I tap that? Girl: WTF! UR THE 3RD PERSON THIS MORNING (KIDDIN OR NOT) THAT ASKED ME THAT QUESTION. I JUST WOKE UP! DAMN HONRY MONRING PPL!! JAJAJA.. Roadpig: hahaha…so were on 4 later? Girl: U THINK UR A FUNNY GUY HUH! UR CRAZY JAJAJA.. Roadpig: Cool, b ready cuzz im bout to bring it! Girl: LOL! WELL I MIGHT BE IN TOWN L8R IF MY CUZZ PICKS ME UP. ILL HIT YOU UP WHEN I GET THERE. Girl 3: Roadpig: can I tap that? Girl: Tap what? Roadpig: That sweet sweetback …waiting for response.. Girl 4: Roadpig: can I tap that? Girl: What do you mean? Roadpig: what do you think it means cowgirl? Girl: r u ok have you been drinkin ha ha Roadpig: no y? r u buying? Girl: u can buy and I’ll be there Roadpig: sweet! Drunken sex is the best. Girl: funny Roadpig: don’t u agree? Girl: I guess I haven’t drank and had sex for a bit well I mean drunk sex at least Roadpig: well Ill make it an experience you wont forget Girl: haha all of a sudden Roadpig: u mad? Girl: y would I be mad? Roadpig: lol..idunno I was just askin. So your place or mine? Girl: it would have to be urs Roadpig: ok, cool. U busy this weekend? …the rest is setting up time and day… :D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyPillfingers Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 me-can i tap that her-what? me-i can be there in about ten minutes her-you have ignored me for months now out of the blue you wanna fuck? me-why not we've done it before me-you have said you always liked it her-well... true me-actually, nevermind its hot as hell and im sweating balls just sitting here txting 1 hour later her-umm... you there? haha props to you and 5finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Hamburgler Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 :lol: Thank the internetz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 This thread is time wasted spent well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 knowing that (if i were to choose to do so) at any given moment there's a grip of birds that i could text who would be down is kind of comforting. it's also entertaining when i'm inebriated... i tend to attempt to offend them by concocting awful scenarios/things that i could inflict upon them. though, this has led to one idiot girl hounding my best friend and i to come "eiffel tower" her. you'd be surprised how many girls love really vile shit. or maybe i'm just that awesome. (i am that awesome). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 me - can i tap that? - dude, it's mike... me- fuck, well ummmmm, is your sister home? - we're cousins you freak. me- want to grab a beer? - no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 while i'm here: *****: can you use both fists *****: with wolverine claws sharks: for you? i'd love to. sharks: wrapped in barbed wire. sharks: and salt. *****: hahaha sharks: im not laughing. *****: I AM *****: and it will continue sharks: not when you're getting double fisted with claws, barbed wire, and salt. sharks: and if you are laughing..... sharks: then that's kind of awesome. sharks: and i would like to talk to you about an exciting career option. sharks: wherein i post videos of that on the internet. sharks: and pay you in gauze and change. 4:24 PM *****: hahaha *****: i read that as gauze and cheese 4:29 PM sharks: gauze and cheese is acceptable as well. ps: she's registered on here. she's probably lurking this right now. hi, you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 i just sent that to my cousin. she didn't reply. i'm glad she didn't cause after i sent it i was over it and it's not funny anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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